Author has written 2 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho.
The year is 2009
If I wrote as much as I read my fingers would break. I do plan to write more. My current obsession(a term I don't use lightly) is Heroes. I love everything Petrelli. As far as I'm concerned, Adrian and Milo are brothers; they are too good.
"You're never going to figure out who you are if you never sit down and talk to yourself." -Me.
"He's not exactly the brightest crayon in the tool shed."- Me.
"I love the way they people dance...they look like monkeys. We haven't evolved at all." -Me.(Watching the Souljia Boy Video)
"Skydiving?! Isn't that dangerous."
"Make sure to check that frying oil with your face." -Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls).
"Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal." -Demetri Martin.
Facts of Life:
"The best phone calls are made on the toilet."
"A hungry man is an angry man."
"Wit is educated insolence."
"Money is the root of all evil."
"Pigs can digest human bones. They can eat a fully grown human in about 3 days."
"Behind ever war is a son of a man named David."
"God gave you your life to do with as you please. Do not blame him for what you did with it."
Punctuation is Key:
In a literary collage course, a professor wrote the following on the board and asked a student to punctuate it correctly:
"A woman without her man is nothing."
The student, decidedly male, went to the board and punctuated it as such: "A woman, without her man, in nothing."
The female population of the class was irate. One girl stood up and walked to the board. An eraser here, a mark there, and the sentence spoke it's true meaning:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."
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