hello every one! I'm sure ur here because you've heard of just how amazing I am and I'm here to tell you it's true! I am totally and utterly fabulous, but don't feel bad about urself, i'm sure ur fabulous too, although maybe not as fabulous as me. I haven't actually written any stories yet, but I'll get around to it. Oh and read all stories by Larohazeta esp the HP goes ghetto one, it was my idea! Actually, you only have to read that one, all the others suck. Kit Kats!

P.S. I also have a question. Who put me on their Author Alert thing when I haven't even written any stories. Is that even possible? I think it is possible that u may be going bonkers, unless of course u just have heard about my greatness and want to check up on my stats all the time. If so, then... wellll... actually u have in fact gone bonkers and must be a freaky stalker. Here's a little quiz for u to tell:

Does the following phrase make sense to you?

Hibberdy bum... ladela... poop on a stick is fun to lick... hop on one foot n rub ur tummy... if its brown, flush it down, if its pee, let it be...whoa whoa whoa, ms. lippy...man who pees in shower pees on own foot... go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with fudgy finger

If yes, then u r bonkers. i suggest u go check urself into a mental institution now.

By the way, my car is green and billy likes to drink soda

I also have a little song that i think might cheer u up if u have taken the above test and found urself to b bonkers

Underwear!

nobody notices if they aren't there

for everybody will stop n stare

because ur bare

Underwear!

though at times u think ur flirty

u r actually quite dirty

Underwear!

u'll b glad there they're!

Also, in regards to my good friend Larohazeta, go fuck urself

also, this is a really funny HP story about naked quidditch http://www.nodignity.com/freaks/nqm/nqm1.html " target="new">http://www.nodignity.com/freaks/nqm/nqm1.html" target="new">http://www.nodignity.com/freaks/nqm/nqm1.html

To all those who know what my penname means, I LOVE YOU! http://images.quizilla.com/B/babyangel732/1046920777_riussirius.jpghttp://quizilla.com/users/babyangel732/quizzes/Which20of20the20marauders20are20you3F/"> font size="-1">Which of the marauders are you? /font> /a> BR> font size="-3">brought to you by a href="http://quizilla.com">Quizilla /a> /font>>

I'm so happy! I'm Sirius! I heart u Padfoot!

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not quite sure what it means to be a blue angel. Is that good or something? I'm I coolest out of all the other angels and they're all jealous of me? or do I just sing the blues a lot?

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ok, not too shabby, I'm Bill Weasley. He's the really cool one, right?

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This says I'm Ron. Which is cool. In my opinion, he has the best facial expressions out of all the Hp characters.

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K. So I'm the Goddess of Water. Water's cool, u can drink it n stuff. I did notice they had no goddess of fire on there which I usually am. Hm.

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Ok, so I'm lazy. Is that so horrible? Besides, look at the graph, so are 81 of people who took my quiz, which is probably u people so stop looking at me like that. Yes that!

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Ok, I'm a thug care bare. Damn strait, I represent! U betta not fuck w/ my schnitzel or Ill pop a cap in ur ass! Y u always gotta be all up in my grill?

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Yay! I'm Captain Jack Sparrow! HE is the shiz! I heart Johnny Depp! And Alcohal!