The name is Joanne. I’m 18, studying Business and English at McMaster University and I hate peas.

Some Facts You'll want to know:

- If I could live off of one beverage and one food for the rest of my life, it would be Coffee and Pie - but I quit coffee, so make that tea and pie.
- My two passions in life are writing and sailing. I want to go to the Olympics (2012 here I come!), and I want to publish a novel and sell a copy to someone - other than my mother.
- Shakespeare may be some dead guy, but I love him all the same
- My favorite weather system is when it's hot, humid and raining
- I watch an unhealthy number of TV shows
- I love having nightmares, actually.

Tune In: PJ Harvey, Ani Difranco, Bjork, Bif Naked, Fiona Apple, Emilie Autumn, Poe, Garbage, The Bangles, Indigo Girls, Tatu, Letters to Cleo, Tori Amos, No Doubt, Gwen Steffani, Britt Black, Lillix, The Cardigans, Frou Frou, Rasputina and Sarah McLachlan.

I'm going to take a whole paragraph to say thank you to my betas
mxgirl3, who is doing my fic "The Push",
Sum41rocks who is working on the "Drowning in Freedom" fic,
and shirleyytb, who is helping me with "Improbabilities".
They're awesome, awesome, awesome! (That was three awesomes) I don't know what I'd do without them.

GG Quote of the Week (or two):

Paris: She's got a C-Average which means she's either lazy or stupid. I can work with either. Frankly stupid's sometimes easier, I can scare the stupid out of you but the lazy runs deep.

I LOVE MY READERS!
YOU KEEP ME HAPPY AND SANE!

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1. The Push » reviews

ROGAN. Rory began twisting her hands into a knot. She wasn’t sure what was going on anymore. What did everything mean? Where did everyone stand?

Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,199 - Reviews: 406 - Updated: 4-5-07 - Published: 1-2-05

2. How it Really is » reviews

The town square was beautiful at night. For a second she almost forgot everything that was wrong in her life. But she couldn’t. She kept thinking back to her words 'Keep in mind we're under the same skies and the nights as empty for me, as for you.'

Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 3-8-05

3. Improbabilities » reviews

He wasn’t sure why he did it. Actually, he admitted to himself he did. When Rory got fired up, she got this dangerous glint in her eyes they changed from their deep absorbing blue, into a navy storm blue. He could lose himself in those eyes. TRORY

Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 4-24-05

4. Drowning in Freedom » reviews

Everything has changed. I've given up everything I've ever known. From here on out, it's me writing my own history. I'm torn. The freedom is amazing – but fighting for survival is harder than I ever imagined. [Chapter 4]

Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-4-06 - Published: 5-18-05

5. Plane Letters reviews

She couldn’t pick it up. It just – she couldn’t. There were too many memories attached to it, too many emotions. She couldn’t handle remembering. [ONESHOT]

Complete - Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-13-06 - Published: 1-13-06

6. personsrights trippleplusungood reviews

It had been three years since his reforming and every day Winston regretted not following from the beginning. He had only one assignment today rights 11.3.84 bb personsrights trippleplusungood refs fut rewrite up sub antefiling. It wasn't right[ONE SHOT]

Complete - 1984 - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-17-05 - Published: 5-17-05

7. Dreams of Reality reviews

Rory has a dream about Tristan. For the first time in her life she likes him. Things progress, and suddenly she is running, from the world, as everyone she ever knew is betraying her. ONE SHOT! [COMPLETE]

Complete - Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-27-05 - Published: 2-27-05

8. Macbeth A Playboy Production reviews

Lady Macbeth is a dumb blond, Macbeth cares for both men and women, Banquo says some stuff, and then someone commits suicide in Pleather. What more could you look for in a FanFic? RATING FOR SAFETY! [ACT 1 NOW COMPLETE!]

Shakespeare - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 1-1-05

9. The Tortall Game Show »

The first rule of being in Tortall is we don’t talk about Tortall. rnThe second rule of being in Tortall is we don’t talk about Tortall.rnAll the women are mine, Thayet, Alanna, Kel, and that Yamani woman… Yuki or other...[ON HOLD]

X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-9-04 - Published: 12-9-04

10. Mother to Daughter reviews

Stumbling up the front steps, I watched Logan and the others drive off. It’s strange that how only two hours ago I was crying about Dean. ONE SHOT! [COMPLETE]

Complete - Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-17-04 - Published: 11-17-04

11. The Young Dragon » reviews

Liam is 4. He has been sent to Shang, because he has no magical ability. Now he tries to find the determination in himself to complete his training. But first he must over come his past.[ON HOLD]

Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 11-1-04