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Author has written 13 stories for Star Wars, Splinter Cell, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hellsing, Mass Effect, and Yu-Gi-Oh. PROFILE: Meh. =_= Because I'm sure this will be useful: STORY STATUS: After All is Said and Done: Well, now that the plot is workable again...heh. New chapter is in the works. Bastila's Undoing and Random Conspiracies: Still in the works, but I can see it ending fairly soon. Side Effects: In the works, but on the back burner. The Hellsing 'Institution': It's been ignored, but not discontinued. The Wonderful Adventures of a Moron: STARTING ON A NEW CHAPTER! Finally. I know, I know... >_> Everything else was either a one shot, not important, or I haven't made my mind up yet. Go figure. Now for some random quotes. QUOTES: (like you wouldn't have been able to figure that one out on your own.) - "I will gouge your eyes out, pull your intestines up through the empty sockets, and use them as reigns to ride your damned soul into the deepest pits of HELL!" -I love XPlay. One of the interns said this, and I'm not entirely sure if the quote is word for word, but it's close. -"Ugh, my feet are so bloody cold, I think I have leukemia." -My friend meant to say 'hypothermia' there. Needless to say, I laughed my ass off. - "Yes, I saw it! I'm not friggin' deaf!" -My little bro can be a dumbass sometimes. - "I don't know how to shuffle cards. I'm incompetent." -See above comment. -"Oh, wow, it's a fork." That was me talking about a pencil. I can be a dumbass sometimes. WARNING: I like to start stories, and then sit back and watch them die. :3 | |||||||||
1. After All is Said and Done » reviewsRevan finally returns to Telos Citadel after being absent for eight years. Shit happens, and then MORE shit happens! ANOTHER UPDATE! Fun times with assassins! Oh, and the end is upon us. Better stock up on canned beans.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,277 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 1-3-08 - Revan & Carth O.2. Bastila's Undoing, and Random Conspiracies » reviewshate sappy romance novels? hate Bastila? Love lottsa humor and conspiracy theories? Then this is the story for YOU! Newly revived! Man, I'm like a story necromancer! AhA!Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,097 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-13-09 - Published: 3-2-063. WHAT? » reviewsA shameless 'self-insert', to an extent. Huzzah for bottomless RPG pockets and looting corpses! Rating may change with additional chapters. WARNING: Has SWEARING.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,164 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-18-09 - Published: 11-23-084. Domino City Dolts reviewsTwo teen girls are transferred to Domino City and one is invited to a card game tourney despite the fact that she doesn't play the card game. What will happen? Probably something stupid! Intro chapter is up. It's just a crappy intro, people!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-20-085. The Hellsing 'Institution' » reviewsInstitution is right...as in they should all be institutionalized. Finally updated! W00T! Integra has finally had enough of Alucard's attitude and decides to do something about it! But will Walter pay the price? Or, more specifically, Walter's Xbox?Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,103 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 2-25-08 - Published: 4-16-076. Side Effects » reviewsRandom drabbles, mostly centered around dialogue. Coarse language. Rating may be upped, depending on future chapters. Possibility of future chapters pending. I like pie. Shepard sucks at driving and hates purple monkeys.Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 1-18-087. The Wonderful Adventures of a Moron » reviewsmy first fanfic...and yeah. tis an ageless story of a scout that gets stranded with another person and things go from bad to weird. Watch out for coarse language. May cause minor skin irritation. The language, I mean...UPDATED! Revived! Undead! ARGStar Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,406 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-16-07 - Published: 10-5-058. Putting the 'Sing' in 'Hellsing' » reviewsAnother one of those wonderful 'man, if only I was there..' things. Except this isn't me, and mine always end up with huge amounts of humor, a notable lack of romance, and excessive profanity. This is no exception. And no selfinsert fic. Just to clarify.Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,357 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4-18-07 - Published: 4-6-079. Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Shut Up » reviewsRight. A self insert fic, but mostly reasonable. NO MARY SUE! I HATE that with a passion! See what happens when a vortex of doom appears and blueberry muffins are exchanged! New chapter up! I know, AGAIN!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,302 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 11-28-06 - Published: 10-2-0610. Where the Pufferfish Blows reviewsSam is sent to the pet store! ...it's just a short one, but hey, whatever. TEENSY bit of language. PLEEZ R&R! please...Splinter Cell - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-11-06 - Complete11. Daycare Espionage reviewsNot really ALL in a daycare, but it's central...a teensy bit of bad language...way too much insanity. SAM ROX MAH SOX!Splinter Cell - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-6-0612. The Star Fromage reviewscheese. that's all i gotta say...just read it. RR...and i don't mean 'rest and relaxation' by that.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-06 - Complete13. Holy Oceans of Bacon reviewswhat happens in the dreams of an insane exdark lord of the sith? needless to say, i'm not quite sure. hopefully, it's nothing like what's in this story. plenty of bacon and insanity.Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-2-06 - Complete
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