okay well this is about me.... So it will be very odd telling you about me so I will tell some then I will get my good friend HollyWriter. I am not even a year old in alien years. I am from Mars. I told you it would feel weird. Know that you know my secrets then I must.... I really dont know. That is far as I ever get before the person beats the crap out of me. I dont think I am that funny but just to make you laugh here is a joke- what is the differance between a snowman and a snowwoman? answer -snowballs. I love lame jokes. lets see movies what are my favs......many, many movies. I love Spaceballs and Blazing saddles and on the more serious tone.... the story of Mozart's life it is called...I don't know. But you are a smart person I think.... so you guess what it is. Oh yeah, and Pirates of the Caribbean. Can't wait till the sequel comes out. I have no life I just read ghost hunt extra.. you get the picture. I am not a real ghost hunter and I will soon be going on my first outing but I really doubt I will find anything. The best game ever is red light green light in a 4 way intersection of rush hour. yeah... here is my good friend HollyWriter.
Okay...FallingNightmare's real name is Ashley, but we won't tell you her real name because you could be a stalker. LOL...I think. In case you don't know it yet, she is rather psychotic (cheers from our Principles of Business and Marketing class, whom we frighten on a regular basis). Me and Ashley...sorry, FallingNightmare...live in the same loser town and go to the same loser school. Excuse her grammar and spelling, she has good ideas but has issues with writing them down. If you think that this profile is scary, you should see the notebook we write in during class. No...actually, you shouldn't.
RULES OF LIFE (censored version)
1. When in doubt, use eeny-meeny-miny-mo (HollyWriter)
2. When you can't think of another name, call it Bob. (HW)
3. Always take the blame for what you have done by pinting your finger at the person or thing next to you. (FallingNightmare) 4. Don't gawk over guys. Spontaneously flirt with them. (FN)
5. Chocolate...good.
(6-8 omitted. You really don't want to go there.)
9. Life is no good unless you have someone to share your...(omitted due to dirty thoughts)...thoughts with. (HW)
(10 omitted just in case)
11. You break it, you blame it on Bob! (HW)
12. If you're in an elevator and you , point to the person next to you and go, "Take it outside or in the bathroom, Bob!" (FN)
13. When in a fight, stand your ground. 1- Stop, 2- Drop, 3- Roll. (FN)
14. If you find out how to keep the stupid (omitted) and (omitted) away from your lunch table, tell us. We need to know. (HW)
15. VOTE FOR THE GAY MUFFINS!
16&17. Everything has a (omitted) double meaning. (Both)
(18 omitted because this is available for everyone to read.)
19. NEVER tell your parents everything. They will lock you up. (HW)
(20 omitted because it doesn't always apply. just usually.)
Sorry it's censored, but we're in school right now. If you want the complete version, email me (k9bailey@yahoo.com) or FallingNightmare. We have to go. The bell is going to ring... even if I am not at school it will go off in my head. So sorry but just e-mail us and we can talk more.... I highly doubt that you will. I think we have already scared you away and if you are still reading this then I pronouce you insane and you need medication just like me. Hey have you ever heard my theory of robots taking over the world. They are all going to kill us all one day. See this is how I see it will happen. This old dude that is super intellegent and he will build this very intellegint robot and then the next day he is going to 'kick the bucket' and the robot will mess up and kill us all. See I am a little on the weird no that is not it I am normal and you all are crazy hahahaha. I am sorry this profile is so long but there is so much to say and well all the space I need. Until I reach the outer banks of the blank paper and it is not like anyone will read this so I will update this later. see ya
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