I am an English major currently enrolled in a university in Arkansas. I'm now 21 years old, so yeah me! This means I can drink, smoke, drive, and buy cat toys! (For any of you who are wondering, however, just because you can drink and smoke doesn't mean that it's a good thing. -steps down off of soapbox- Also, never give three
cats a large amount of catnip around breakable objects...it's just a bad idea.) I have too many cats, and all of them appear at various times to be possessed by some sort of evil spirit that doesn't disappear until I feed them or they're sleeping. I'm sure other cat owners know what I mean.

In other news, my current project is to rewrite the Harry Potter series in the most hilarious and sanity-questionable manner that I can manage while still maintaining a viable and believable plot. So far it seems to be working pretty well...I hope. (Hugs squeak toy collection. Has a heart attack when they all squeak loudly.) Sometimes I forget why they're called squeak toys. -)

AN: My sincerest apologies to those who have been waiting for an update from me! I realize it's been awhile, but the delay was one of those unavoidable ones that no one really anticipates. I won't go into details about it, but it's been fairly cleared up by now, so I should be able to update more regularly. Hopefully, Chapter Eleven of my series (year two) will be updated by Sunday at the latest. Thanks to all my readers for their patience, and if it's any consolation, I've successfully managed to up my caffiene intake to 150 of its previous levels! And a really big thanks to Aniala for the purple antelope photo!

And for the record, a rutabaga is like a really big yellowish turnip. :0)