Hmmm... Hello. I see you've strayed onto my profile. Randomly? Read my fanfiction? No? Well go ahead. I'll still be here when you get back. I'm not going anywhere.

Okay, if you've got this far you've already read my fanfiction, or you're disobeying me just for the heck of it. Damn. Well I might as well tell you a little about myself. Okay, here goes...

Name: For all intents and purposes you can call me Blondie. But if you really want to use my real name, I'm Becky. With a 'y'. Not an 'i'. 'Kay? Good.

Age: Well, at the moment, when I'm writing this, I'm 16. Check that out. How did that happen?

Appearence: You had to ask, didn't you? Right, well, I'm about 5''7, with size 8 (I kid you not) shoes (seriously... they're more trouble than they're worth...). I have shorter blonde hair... about shoulder length I suppose. I've got grey eyes, and wear red/brown rimmed glasses. I must inform you now that I'm incredibly clumsy. Grace is not in my nature. Never has been, probably never will be. Unless I take ballet lessons, which, trust me, will not happen, I'll be the clumsy blonde. Forever. Ha! However, I'll try not to tip any cuppas over my laptop. (I said I'd try. I can't promise nothing...)

Where I am: I'm not going into that, but all you need to know is that I am English, I live in England, and I have the extremely English habit of drinking as much tea as I possibly can. Most of my fanfictions, just so that you know, are fuelled on sugar and caffine, in the shape of chocolate biscuits and tea. Also, as I am English I will spell things MY way. They are not typos, they are mypos.

Interests: Well, what do you want to know? Music? Books? Films? I'll do them all then...

Music: Just a bit of everything really. Not too much hardcore rock, or incredibly emo stuff, or even dance music. I like to think of myself as having ecclectic verve. Yes. Verve.

Books: Right. Her is where it gets tricky. I have outgrown some of my favourite books, so I have complied a list of 77 books to read before I die. Or reach 20. Whatever comes first. I would show some of them here, but unfortunately I have lost the list. Bugger.

Films:

T.V. Shows: Doctor Who, The Mighty Boosh, Whose Line Is It Anyway, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Top Gear (oh how I love Channel Dave), Big Fat Quiz Of The Year, Jonathan Ross, Noel Fielding, Russel Brand, Robin Hood, Strictly Come Dancing, many things by the good old BBC, Little Britain, Catherine Tate show,

And... Yeah.

Stuff that probably ISN'T happening, but I'll keep them up here just because I can.

Oh, UPDATE on my fanfictions. I have to tell you that over the last few weeks, there was a slight... hiccup to do with my computer. But it's all fixed now, so you should expect an update in 4-6 days for Only In My Sleep. By the way, I have three new fanfictions on the go, soon to be released, called 'Sideburns' 'The Red Planet' and 'Redemption In Her Voice'. The first two are long Doctor Who One-shots (perhaps more... It depends on the reviews) and are, of course Doctor/Rose fluffies.The last one is a Phantom of the Opera/Beauty and the Beast crossover, but don't worry. It's not going to be predictable, and (sorry Disney fans) definately NOT Disney-fied. There will also be a few twists and turns thrown in by me, original plot spirals, stuff like that. If you like Poto, and BatB you'll love it, I promise.

As always, when these come out, please please PLEASE read and review, because, belive it or not, every review is special and wonderful to me, and I love them all. It doesn't have to be long, just a sentence or two, and you'll get a dedication at the end of my chapters. And to all my reviewers, and big, massive THANK YOU! .:hugs:.

For Doctor Who lovers, hope you'll like my episode long fics. Basically, they're an entire episode of Doctor Who, stuffed in throughout series 1 of Doctor No. 10. They are pretty action'adventure-y with a good helping of fluff. I'm intending to do about 3-7 of those over the next few years, if I get round to doing it, lol.

Oh, and another thing... New One-shot coming soon, called Jumpin' Jack Flasher. Those of you who have read 'Only In My Sleep' will know exactly what this means, if not, read it! .:Cough-and review- cough:. Because it's about Captain Jack Harkness, and one unfortunate event featuring Doctor 9. It was never intended to be a slash fic, but alas, some people may take it that way. Trust me, I'm a Doctor/Rose shipper all the way. .:No offence meant to those Doctor/Jack shippers ;):.

Oh, and another one. It twizzles off from a 'one-shot' (not sure if it'll extend) and is called 'Late Night'. 9th/Rose some fluff, but pretty much cute.

Jane Eyre Fanfiction coming soo. Jane: Pregnant/ Rochester: totally screwed, as in 'in trouble' not... Oh never mind...

Yes, by the way, I have deleted Never Yours. I'm not happy with it, and I don't think you'll see it here anymore. I have much bigger plans for it. Much bigger plans. Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I've got the couage to start to write the whole story now, so thank you!

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I, Blonde Charger, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else for that matter.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love, people!