Princess of Ithilien

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Author has written 39 stories for Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sammy Keyes, Holes, and National Treasure.

12/25/08:

So, as of right now I'm thinking about working on some stuff. I just uploaded a new chapter for Diary of a Dark Lord so you might want to check it out. And for all of you "So This Is Middle Earth" fans, I AM thinking and planning for a new chapter. I'm trying to nail down a plot line, etc etc. Because if I don't do it before I get too far in the story, then half-way through I might abandon it and that would make you all unhappy, right? Right. So I'm hoping I'll have a new chapter up before next year(6 days...) but I can't promise anything. Also, The Saga of the Long Hyphenated Name Support Group is... er... stuck? I don't know, I hadn't thought about it in so long and I just realized it's been over a YEAR since I updated that. A YEAR. So expect a new chapter on that pretty soon, and I'm probably going to be wrapping that story up fairly quickly anyway.

I've had some ideas for new stories but I don't want to follow through on any right now. You might see some new one-shots here in the next couple of months. Guess we'll have to wait and see. Also, I'm updating my stories list (at the bottom of this page) so you might want to check it out.

OH! And Worst Romance Ever Written... umm... at this moment, I really have no idea when that will be finished. It WILL be finished eventually, but I cannot say when. Thank you to everyone who ever reviewed that story, I really appreciate it and I'm sorry I've been so negligent. I will finish!! Maybe by the end of '09.

Oh, and apparently, even though it IS quite possibly the worst story I've ever written, Getting To Know You keeps getting hits and visitors. Which, to be quite honets, amazes me. But. Anyway. I guess I'm thankful. Even if it is kind of a piece of crap. shrug

Merry Christmas and God bless!

10/21/08: Hello hello! I'm sorry I have not been updating all that much... right now I've really just been working on STIME(So This Is Middle Earth) and also a NOVEL(yes, a real, actual novel... isn't it exciting?? Haha...) so my other stories are... neglected. I feel like I've abandoned children.

Looking at my note from New Year's Day this year, I am disappoined... I apparently had such great hopes and aspirations and now the year is coming to a close and will be over before we know it. But, I have updated some this year, and more in recent weeks, so... I will have to be satisfied. I am determined that STIME will be my first full-length, completed story and I am excited at that prospect.

Also, here's a little piece of news... I have just signed up to be a beta reader, so... yeah. If any of my readers has ever wished I could be their beta, now I can! Officially. So. Let the requests flow in, haha. I'm sure they won't really, but hey, it's an option.

Well, I suppose that is all for now... and I hope to be updating more regularly. I'll try to work on some stories other than STIME...

1/1/08: Happy New Year! Well, I haven't written anything new for far too long, I hate the fact that I rarely update, so it's part of my New Years' Resolutions to come back, write more, finish those I have started, and hopefully never abandon it again. (Though I'm sure FF has not missed me in the least) I have some new ideas for LOTR stories stirring in my brain, but I'm committed to not posting anything until I've written it and revised it so that it's accurate, etc etc. Mostly this is because I am (attempting) to stray away from the random and senseless stories I have been writing, and complete the journey into more serious fiction. But never fear, for I'm sure more than a few new random stories will slip through while I toil away on my real works.
There are some stories on here that are in progress that I am tempted to take down and rewrite, but that probably won't happen, at least not at present.
For all of you WREW(Worst Romance Ever Written) fans, I DO plan on finishing that in the sometime possibly near future! I have a few ideas but I really need to think it out more so that the end is not horribly sucky.
That's all for now.

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Princess of Ithilien

NOTE ABOUT MY STORIES: Most of them are random, pointless one-shots. If that's what you want to read, I would suggest the following: Confessions(2 short chapters) What's In A Name?, Captain, or Christmas Eve Cookies. Those are the most popular ones... if you're looking for an actual story, then I would NEVER suggest Getting To Know You, which needs to be thoroughly rewritten. Umm, I guess Diary of a Dark Lord, Worst Romance Ever Written, and So This Is Middle Earth are my favorites. Oh, For A Conscience is okay but not great.

MY STORIES

COMPLETED:
Attentions: Drunken Merry and Pippin declare war over Ivy Bolger.
A Random Day In Rivendale: You didn't know that RivenDALE was a real place, did you? Short oneshot. It's a weird parody type thing.
Behind These Bars: Ian reflects. National Treasure one-shot.
Black Riders On A Sugar High: What happens when you combine the Wraiths, sugar and caffeine in a confined space? Read to find out...Very random
Captain: Will once asked Jack why it was so important to be called 'Captain Jack Sparrow', and he did get a reply... sort of. Normal pirate language
Charmer: Someone thinks about Jack. NOT JackElizabeth, in answer to all you fans of that pairing.
Christmas Eve Cookies: The Fellowship make cookies. Silly little story.
Confessions: Each of the Fellowship share a secret with the others.
Fire In The Sky: A short one-shot about Sammy's Fourth of July.
Firstborn: Eomer's reaction to his firstborn. Short oneshot
Getting To Know You: The daughter of Faramir and Eowyn goes with her parents to Minas Tirith. There she meets Prince Eldarion. Her opinion of him is nothing good even after knowing him only a day. An unexpected announcement...(A/N: I hate this story. I wrote it a verrry long time ago, and the only reason I leave it up is because I like to see how bad my writing used to be. So if you just come across it and read it, don't be too harsh, we've all written crummy stories.)
Gollum's First Encounter With Taters: This is how it went...
Good Man: Jack reflects on things. Not related to 2nd movie.
Insignificant: You know those guards that are patrolling outside the fort during Norrington's promotion ceremony? This is their story...
It's A Wig: In which Gollum decides he doesn't want to be mostly bald anymore...
Jitters: Eomer's bride Lothiriel is nervous before the wedding.
Melon or Mellon: Poor, hungry Pippin gets two words confused.
Of Stuffed Bunnies and Palantirs: Saruman's stuffed bunny is stolen. Gandalf wants the Palantir. What's gonna happen?
Quest That Never Ends: A song sung by Frodo, set to the tune of 'This Is The Song That Never Ends'. Very random.
Randomness On Ice: The Fellowship have a very crazy time while ice skating...AU Very random
Regret: AWE spoilers. Jack reflects on his decision and the future of a certain couple.
Setting Sail Again: Barbossa examines how he feels, going off to save the man who killed him. R&R Normal pirate language NOT SLASH
The Orc Naming System: How the orcs are named, the conspiracy behind it...
The Reason Behind The Ring: Random spoof written about two years ago, about why Sauron created the ring.
Toothpaste: Other title: Why Crest Went Under. The reason behind it may lie with the preferences of the Jedi Council...
What Jedi Masters Do In Their Free Time: A hilarious account answering all your questions of exactly WHAT Jedi Masters do in their free time.
What's In A Name?: A humorous exchange between Vader and Palpatine as they try to come up with a name for, what, in the end, would be the Death Star.
Widen Your Horizons: A Jedi Padawan forced to learn to...bake? Silly little story I wrote a couple of years ago.

In-Progress:
So This is Middle Earth: A plain, nerdy bookworm winds up in Middleearth. While enjoying the land, she also has the tasks of bringing Legolas back down to earthas he's apparentlyup in the clouds,sending a fangirl home, and taming Elrohir and Elladan.
Diary of a Dark Lord: Take a peek into the mind of our favorite evil lord, Vader, as you read through his entries.

INCOMPLETE (The stories I am never going to finish)

Oh, For A Conscience: Darth Vader has a visitor that only he can see: an excessively annoying teenage girl sent from Earth to try and turn him back to the light. Has he completely lost his mind? Thanks to everyone who read/reviewed this story! I'm glad you guys enjoyed it while it was going on. I'm sorry I'm not going to finish it, but really this story is a complete dead-end. I might eventually rewrite it and complete it but as of right now I don't really think that's going to happen. Thanks so much though!

HIATUS
Story of My Life: REPOSTED I've belonged to the state almost my entire life. I've been bounced around in different foster homes, and I've ended up running away from them all. And now, since the State can't find me another home, I'm going to a BOYS juvenile delinquent camp?
In My Shoes: Sammy returns to school as an eighth grader, but Heather is plotting all sorts of evil...and with a weird new teacher who has it in for her, how will Sammy's school year go?
Worst Romance Ever Written: A parody, in a way, of all those Mary Sue stories. Basically me writing about a Mary Sue who writes a Fanfiction about a Mary Sue who falls into Middleearth...you can guess the rest.
The Saga of the Long Hyphenated Name Support Group: Who exactly is IN this group? What do they do there? What is with the sudden trips to Panera? Why was Mace pushed out a window? Who knows? Read the insanity to find out...

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1. So This Is Middle Earth » reviews
CHAP 12 NOW UP! A plain, nerdy bookworm winds up in Middle earth. Knowledge born of obsession aids her adaption into the strange land, and adventures and trials ensue, told humorously from her point of view. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,703 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 4-17-06

2. The Saga of the Long Hyphenated Name Support Group » reviews
NEW CHAP 18 A tale of mystery, intrigue, randomness, scariness, randomness, excitement, randomness, suspense, randomness, and shameless author insertion. And randomness. R&R! I guarantee you'll laugh! Or at least smile.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,525 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 8-12-06

3. Diary of a Dark Lord » reviews
Take a peek into the mind of our favorite evil Lord, Darth Vader, as you read through his entries. R&R NEW SIXTEENTH CHAPTER
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,253 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 8-24-05 - Darth Vader & E. Palpatine

4. In My Shoes: The Rewrite » reviews
NEW CHAP 4 Sammy just wanted a nice, relaxing summer break before returning to the drag that school usually is. And she thought she was getting her wish...
Sammy Keyes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-30-08 - Published: 7-7-08

5. What's In A Name? reviews
A humorous exchange between Vader and Palpatine as they try to come up with a name for, what, in the end, would be the Death Star. R&R Short one shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-7-08 - Darth Vader & E. Palpatine - Complete

6. The Reason Behind The Ring reviews
Random spoof written about two years ago, about why Sauron created the ring. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-17-07 - Complete

7. It's A Wig reviews
In which Gollum decides he doesn't want to be mostly bald anymore... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-17-07 - Gollum - Complete

8. Jitters reviews
Eomer's bride Lothiriel is nervous before the wedding. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-17-07 - Lothíriel - Complete

9. Firstborn reviews
Eomer's reaction to his firstborn. Short oneshot. R&R Written several years ago, now reposted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-8-07 - Complete

10. Widen Your Horizons reviews
A Jedi Padawan forced to learn to...bake? Silly little story I wrote a couple of years ago. R&R
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-8-07 - Complete

11. Of Stuffed Bunnies and Palantirs reviews
Saruman's stuffed bunny is stolen. Gandalf wants the Palantir. What's gonna happen? Random story I wrote quite a long time ago. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-07 - Complete

12. Regret reviews
AWE spoilers. Jack reflects on his decision and the future of a certain couple.R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-26-07 - Complete

13. In My Shoes » reviews
It's back and it's staying! Sammy returns to school as an eighth grader, but Heather is plotting all sorts of evil...and with a weird new teacher who has it in for her, how will Sammy's school year go?
Sammy Keyes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 6-29-06

14. Christmas Eve Cookies reviews
The Fellowship make cookies. Silly little story. Merry Christmas! R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-24-06 - Complete

15. Black Riders On A Sugar High: The Sequel reviews
It returns! More adventures of the Nine Riders, all while on a sugar high.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-22-06 - Complete

16. I Didn't See That Coming reviews
Full Title: I Have The Eyes of a Hawk... But I Didn't See That Coming. Gimli went to Rivendell to help... he had no idea what was in store for him, including Mary Sues, horrible songs, and bad dialogue. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-16-06 - Gimli

17. Behind These Bars reviews
Ian reflects. Short oneshot R&R!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-3-06 - Complete

18. Tales From The Inside » reviews
A collection of random little oneshots, starring all of those luvverly members of the Jedi Council, some Padawans, some Knights, some humans, some droids... and anyone else I decide to throw into the mix.CHAP5: DEEP FRIED WITH KETCHUP
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 7-25-06

19. Worst Romance Ever Written » reviews
I'm making fun of all those Mary Sue stories. Basically, I'm writing about a Mary Sue who writes a Fanfiction about a Mary Sue who is conveniently in Middle Earth... bad things will happen! A cousin who tries to stop the Sue writer... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 224 - Updated: 8-6-06 - Published: 5-2-06

20. Oh, For A Conscience » reviews
Darth Vader has a visitor that only he can see: an excessively annoying teenage girl sent from Earth to try and turn him back to the light. Has he completely lost his mind? R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,324 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 4-6-06 - Darth Vader

21. Story of My Life » reviews
I've belonged to the state almost my entire life. I've been bounced around in different foster homes, and I've ended up running away from them all. And now, since the State can't find me another home, I'm going to a BOYS juvenile delinquent camp? R&R
Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,779 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-23-06

22. Setting Sail Again reviews
Barbossa examines how he feels, going off to save the man who killed him. R&R Normal pirate language and NO SLASH! NEVER SLASH!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-16-06 - Complete

23. Captain reviews
Will once asked Jack why it was so important to be called 'Captain Jack Sparrow', and he did get a reply... sort of. R&R Short oneshot Normal pirate language
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-15-06 - Complete

24. Charmer reviews
Someone thinks about Jack. R&R NOT JackElizabeth, in answer to all you fans of that pairing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-13-06 - Complete

25. Insignificant » reviews
You know those guards that are patrolling outside the fort during Norrington's promotion ceremony? This is their story...R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-11-06 - Published: 5-2-06 - Complete

26. Good Man reviews
Jack reflects on things. R&R Short oneshot... not really related to the second movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-8-06 - Complete

27. Fire In The Sky reviews
A short oneshot about Sammy's Fourth of July.
Sammy Keyes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-5-06 - Complete

28. Toothpaste reviews
Other title: Why Crest Went Under. The reason behind it may lie with the preferences of the Jedi Council...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-26-06 - Complete

29. Gollum's First Encounter With Taters reviews
This is how it went...R&R Short oneshot. Rather random...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-18-06 - Gollum - Complete

30. The Orc Naming System reviews
How the orcs are named, the conspiracy behind it...R&R! Random little oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-16-06 - Complete

31. Black Riders On A Sugar High reviews
What happens when you combine the Wraiths, sugar and caffeine in a confined space? Read to find out...Very random R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-15-06 - Complete

32. Randomness On Ice reviews
The Fellowship have a very crazy time while ice skating...AU Very random
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-14-06 - Complete

33. Melon or Mellon? reviews
Poor, hungry Pippin gets two words confused...Short oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-14-06 - Peregrin T. - Complete

34. Quest That Never Ends reviews
A song sung by Frodo, set to the tune of 'This Is The Song That Never Ends'. Very random...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-13-06 - Frodo B. - Complete

35. A Random Day In Rivendale reviews
You didn't know that RivenDALE was a real place, did you? Short oneshot. It's a weird parodytype thing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-11-06 - Complete

36. Confessions » reviews
Each of the Fellowship share a secret with the rest. Hopefully you'll find it funny, though its pretty random! AU R&R! COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 7-24-05 - Complete

37. Getting To Know You » reviews
The daughter of Faramir and Eowyn goes with her parents to Minas Tirith. There she meets Prince Eldarion. Very old story of mine, not worth reading.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,729 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 4-21-05 - Complete

38. Attention » reviews
Drunken Merry and Pippin declare war over Ivy Bolger. Silly little thing of mine. COMPLETED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-21-05 - Published: 4-14-05 - Meriadoc B. & Peregrin T. - Complete

39. What Jedi Masters Do In Their Free Time » reviews
A hilarious account answering all your questions of exactly WHAT Jedi Masters do in their free time. R&R! COMPLETED
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 4-21-05 - Published: 11-23-04 - Complete

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