Oh, well Hi there!! I'm unreliable, undependable, unappreciative, irrisponsible, and indescribably ineffiecient. Ok so not all of those to be exact, but if you can name the play that phrase comes from... well good for you, HA!

So CBML is pretty much in the crapper. I've lost all motivation for that stupid story and can't remember where I was even going with it. I've also read it over a couple times and found blatant inconstistencies... which just irritate the snot out of me... So it's being pulled so I can either fix it, or burn it. Whichever comes first. I'm working on a cute little story right now, but I'm not going to start posting until I have the majority of it done. I only get inspired every once in a while to write, and I don't want to leave people hanging. I know what it's like to get into a great story and then the author just decides to debunk the whole thing... like I'm doing with CBML, lol. Anyways. I'm rambling.

QUESTION!? I need everyone's help. Seriously. This has been bugging me for YEARS. I'm quite serious, years. I read a Sess/Kag story YEARS ago... and towards the end (I think) it had this amazing moment... where Kagome is sent back to her time after she and Sesshy develop a relationship in the feudal era... and the well is broken and she can't get back, and she's all upset and boo-hoo'ing. And then, there appears Sesshoumaru in modern time, and he tells her he's been waiting for however many hundred years for her to meet her at this exact moment after she left. WHOA-MI-GAWD, lol just makes me want to cry. I want to read this freaking story again!! That, or I'm just going to steal that bloody ending, and get flagged for plagiarism, hahaha. Just kidding. That's a serious crime and there is no humor in it what-so-ever.

Current Madess:

Can't Buy My Love: SK AU. Kagome, persuaded by Sango to attend a celebrity auction, accidentally wins a date with one of the bachelors, Sesshoumaru Taisho. He likes everything his way. Never thinks of others before himself. Always enjoys a verbal spar and never passes up the opportunity to have his ego stroked. Not only is he dashingly handsome but curiously single as well!

Chapter One- Men...
Chapter Two- Poor Sucker
Chapter Three- One Brick Short A Load
Chapter Four- Minor Missunderstanding?
Chapter Five- cHALLENGED
Chapter Six- Take Me As I Am
Chapter Seven- Something Real
Chapter Eight- Laws of Attraction
Chapter Nine - Do You Know The Muffin Man?- 15 percent complete

“So,” Kagome asked genuinely. “How was your day?”

Sesshoumaru studied her before answering. “Long.”

Kagome smiled. “Were you looking for an ulterior motive to my question, or did it actually take you that much time to think of your one word answer?”

Sharp tongue. He almost smirked. “No, I was simply unsure how to categorize the events of the day.”

“Want to talk about it?”

“Why?” Sesshoumaru looked authentically confused.

She stared back seriously. “Because the sound of your voice turns me on.”

He actually had the decency to turn slightly pink in the cheeks before clearing his throat. Lucky for him she spoke before he had to- he wasn’t sure he could have found the right words…

“I’m kidding. People talk about their problems to help with the stress. Sometimes it’s nice to have reassurance that whatever you’re doing is okay.”

Sesshoumaru looked affronted. “I know all my decisions were correct.”

Kagome had to keep from rolling her eyes. “Of course they were. Then why don’t you awe me with your superior choice making? If I pay attention to at least half of what you’re about to say, I might learn something.”

Complete - Back When: SK AU. Short story about Kagome and Sesshoumaru. Each chapter is a peek at their lives every few years.

Chapter One- Younger Days
Chapter Two- Growing Up
Chapter Three- One-thousand Four-hundred and Sixty
Chapter Four- Arrival of the Departed. Pt 1.
Chapter Five- Arrival of the Departed Pt. 2.

She slowly rolled back over starting with her knees then hips, torso and lastly her head. “Do you have any idea what kind of dream you rudely interrupted?” When he obviously showed no signs of answering – let alone caring – she continued. “You know what? I’m not even going to tell you; you don’t deserve to hear about it.”

Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow. “I’m heart broken, truly. Now get up."

Kagome glared full force. "Make me."

Lullaby SK AU. An extended One-Shot.

Sesshoumaru deliberately stiffened and glared at her. “Woman, I asked you a question. I demand an explanation.”

Kagome glared back and pressed her right elbow into his lower abdomen, making him grunt. “Well you’ll be waiting a long time; especially with that tone of voice.”

He flashed one of his true smiles at her. He didn’t do it very often, but when he did it was a sight to behold. “Really, do tell me.”

Kagome closed her eyes in thought and smirked. “When you took me to that pizza place downtown.”

It took some searching, but after a moment the memory surfaced. Ah, Pizza Plaza was the place she was referring to. He remembered that the ‘a’ on the end of ‘pizza’ had fallen off, making it Pizz Plaza. Sesshoumaru made a face. “You mean that rundown old place. Why?”

“Because it was then that I knew.” She said with a far off look telling she was reliving that night.

“Knew what?” Sesshoumaru prodded.

“That you would be mine… even if I had to chain you to a wall in my attic and pass you stale bread and water through a small hole.”

His stomach flip-flopped, and not in a good way. “That is an absolutely horrifying thought.”

“Oh I’m just kidding,” Kagome yawned. “I already knew by then that you wouldn’t be into the whole bondage thing.” She laughed as his face took on a look of disgust and a small hint of curiosity...

Madness to come (When? WHO KNOWS!):

Psychosis: Always asleep but never resting. Kagome is thrown into a state of psychosis. People begin to think she's crazy, but she knows she's telling the truth. But which part is the truth? Kagome is sent on a mission by anonymous hints, leading her to the heart of secrets.

Title in progress: (This is the one I'm currently writing) Obviously S/K. Families of organized crime come together to take down one common enemy. Sesshoumaru feels the need to protect Kagome from day 1. An honest soul like her's isn't found in their world. He does his best to preserve what is left of her.