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| Radioactive Ferret |
Author has written 23 stories for Yu Yu Hakusho, Avatar: Last Airbender, Death Note, Moonlight, Yu-Gi-Oh, South Park, Fire Emblem, CSI: New York, Fullmetal Alchemist, D.Gray-Man, Bleach, and Boondocks. Hello. I am Reilon, formerly Ferret Luv Fish. Sex: Female Age: I'm sick of changing my age every year, so my birthday is January 9th, 1990. Me: I'm a wannabe novelist, photographer and cook. I love reading and playing board games, and am pretty decent at chess. Wow, this is starting to sound like a personal ad... Dislikes: People who don't bother to proofread their work before submitting it, corny horror flicks, Mary-Sues, Disney, Stephanie Meyer, Anne Rice, politics, the epilogue of Deathly Hollows, mustard, headaches and pickles. Likes: Chocolate, cheese, photography, cooking, writing, drawing, ferrets, politics, revolution, my creative writing class, my friends, Garth Nix, NaNoWriMo, D.I., airplanes, chicken pot pies, South Park, and laughing. Quotes/phrases I love: "FUCK DAMN SHIT HELL SON OF A BITCHIN MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH BASTARD WHORE!!" My armor is contempt. My shield is disgust. My sword is hatred. In the emperor's name, let none survive. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and leave the world wondering how the fuck you did it. "No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's." "It's not an excuse, sir. It's a frakking fact!" "Why would you offer me a poptart and then say one or two? Bitch, they come in a pack of two! Oh we sharin now?! Damn this recession!" "My Jamaican genes say I could ingest pasta with lava and radiation on it and not get sick." "UUUGGGGHHHH!!!! That tasted like bile!!! Fuck, my taste buds just got RAPED!!! DAMN YOU, HEALTH FOOD WEBSITES!!!" "GRANDDAD! DO PEOPLE GET RAPED IN HOLDING?" "Say that again. I couldn't hear ya over the sound of me shittin' myself." "Amanda- 4. Death- 0. C'mon bitch, I can do this all day!" | |||||||||
1. Wreck reviews"Yer a mess, Izuru," he could almost hear moments before sleep claimed him. "Yer such a mess." Yaoi, smut, the usual! Gin x Kira, prompt from the Bleach Kink MemeBleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-14-10 - G. Ichimaru & I. Kira - Complete2. Distractions reviewsRenji was finding it hard to concentrate. Not because it was Monday and he was hungover, but because a certain blond under his desk had a VERY talented tongue... RenjiXIzuru, smut, Hooray for the kink meme!Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-13-10 - Renji A. & I. Kira - Complete3. Inquiring Mind reviewsAfter noticing a few odd behaviours in the people of Karakura Town, curiosity gets the better of the Cuarta and Sexta Espada. Grimmjow X Ulquiorra, smut, written for the Bleach Kink MemeBleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 6-6-10 - Grimmjow J. & Ulquiorra - Complete4. Bartering » reviewsOrihime finds herself missing the comforts of home while in Las Noches. So, she decides to do some bartering with the only things she has on her. What are the consequences of giving strange objects to bored Espada? Chaos.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,838 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 6-6-10 - Published: 12-2-08 - Orihime I. & Grimmjow J.5. Vacation from Hell » reviewsJin, Touya, Shishi, Suzuka, Chuu, and Rinku go on a vacation. But, when Chuu accidentially eats the return plane tickets, they find themselves stranded. And when Rinku is taken by Child Services, things begin to get crazy. JXTYu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 1-1-05 - Jin & Touya6. Correspondence reviewsRajaion sends a letter to his sister, and he isn't happy. Written for the lulz, rated for the language. I know Rajaion probably wouldn't say this, but whatever.Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-9-09 - Rajaion - Complete7. Yugi and Ryou's Guide to Yami Management » reviewsYugi and Ryou share advice about maintaing sanity with their yamis. Here are ten rules to follow when living alongside an Ancient Egyptian spirit. Read. Learn. Survive.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-28-09 - Published: 2-2-09 - Yami Yūgi & Yami Bakura8. Santa is an Anagram of Satan reviewsJazmine tries to get Huey and Riley into the Christmas spirit by making a bet.Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-23-08 - Huey F. & Riley F.9. Singing Christmas Cockroaches reviewsThere is one thing about the Christmas season that Don Flack simply cannot stand: Carolers. So, he and Mac get their revenge!CSI: New York - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-08 - Don F. & Mac T.10. Jealous reviewsThe first time I met Yagami Raito, I wanted to stab him between the eyes with my cake fork. So when did I start hating Misa? L X Raito, one-sidedDeath Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-19-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete11. As I See It » reviewsA one-year, holiday-by-holiday look at Josef's thoughts during said holidays. Slight OOC, but I'm working on that. This may be offensive to some people...Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,764 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 11-6-08 - Published: 1-23-0812. Christmas Chaos in the Black Order reviewsLavi is determined to get Kanda to attend the Order's Christmas party, but Kanda is just as determined not to. Lavi, however, does not take 'no' for an answer... Slight LaviXKanda, yaoiD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,283 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 10-29-08 - Lavi & Kanda Yuu - Complete13. Kitten reviewsIn the end, it wasn't Al's pleading that finally convinced Ed to keep the cat. In fact, it had nothing to do with Al. In this case, it was the result of one drink too many in the wrong company.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-28-08 - Edward E. & Roy M.14. Cops reviewsWhen you watch Cops, there's always the chance you'll see someone you know...CSI: New York - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-21-08 - Complete15. Envy? reviewsEwan sees something he shouldn't, and feels strangely... jealous. SalehxEwan, lemon, smut, pwpFire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-30-08 - Ewan & Saleh - Complete16. The Whinings of Women » reviewsWhen Wendy and Bebe finally drive Stan and Kyle nuts, they discuss their options over beer and Cheesy Poofs, and their solution turns out to be more than they expected. KyleXStan, Kyle's POV, COMPLETESouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-19-08 - Published: 7-30-08 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete17. Of Stalkers and Very Bad Advice » reviewsZuko gets an OCD stalker, and turns to the Aang Gang for help. SokkaZuko Slash eventually. Extreme sarcasm. You have been warned. Rated for language and future scenes... Crackfic slight OOCAvatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 1-28-07 - Zuko & Sokka18. The Very Secret Diaries YYH Style » reviewsAgain, I'm parodying Cassandra Claire, this time, with Yu Yu Hakusho! Really... ehm... 90 percent yaoi-ish... and 10 percent just plain weirdness. when I say 'weird, I mean it in the worst sense of the word.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-08 - Kurama M. & Hiei19. The Very Secret Diaries YGO Style » reviewsYou've read the original diaries by Cassandra Claire, so here they are again... for the cast of YGO. Original credit to Cassandra, I own nothing.Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-23-08 - Yūgi M.20. Poison reviewsI reached for him thousands of times, desperate to taste that sweet sin, but for every one step I took towards him, Kira pushed me back two. That disgusting, vile, powerhungry brat he just couldn't stop at killing, could he? Rated for fbombs droppedDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-30-07 - L & Light Y. - Complete21. The Problem With Pyromaniacs An Essay reviewsIroh writes an essay covering the main problem with Firebenders today: Pyromania. Click. Read. Be educated.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-16-07 - Iroh22. Just a Dream reviewsJust a little story I wrote on and off for a month. HieiXKurama, lemon, yaoi. Enjoy, you little perverts.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-6-05 - Kurama M. & Hiei
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