TheOriginalKateMonster
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since: 10-30-04, id: 696230, Profile Updated: 01-24-13
country: UK

I'm Kate.



Age
: 23


Enjoying Life. The 10th March 2011, @ 3pm was an amazing time. Just trying to make my dreams happen.


In a real dark night of the soul, it is always three o'clock in the morning, day after day.
-F. Scott Fitzgerald -

"I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. Henry knows—and we know Henry knows it."
–Geoffrey from "Lion in Winter"

Style is an expression of Individualism mixed with Charisma. Fashion is something that comes after style.” - John Fair Child

Fashion is only the attempt to realize art in living forms and social intercourse” - Francis Bacon

''Rule One: I am always right. Rule Two: If in doubt...refer to rule one.'' - Unknown

"I believe... if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then you should find someone who's life has given them vodka and have a party." - Ron White, Blue Collar Comedy Rides Again

"Cocaine is God's way of telling you, you're making too much money." - Robin Williams

"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." - Robin Williams

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One." - Yakov Smirnoff

"Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award." - Billy Wilder

"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract." - Groucho Marx

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Dave Edison

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash." - Jerry Seinfeld

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - WC Fields

"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies." - Adrienne Gusoff

"I like children - fried." - W.C. Fields

"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." - Al Capone

"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out." - Rodney Dangerfield

" No matter how sick she is or how bad she's looking at the moment, you still see her as the most beautiful person in the world. And if you're really in love, you don't care about the other girls that are standing in line for you. You don't want another night with any person. You just want her." - Bill Kaulitz