Author has written 7 stories for Peter Pan, Inuyasha, Danny Phantom, and Gravitation.
For anyone wondering, the baby in my avatar is my son, Raphael.
Update: 16Jun12 I'm still not writing, life has taken a rapid turn of events, I'm currently raising my son, and I'm generally happy; writing was an outlet for my depression. Maybe one day I'll resume writing, but for now, enjoy what I have.
Assume whatever you want about me, but chances are, you're not even close to being right.
My son Raphael Jordan
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Squee's father: "I'm busy right now. Working. That's all I seem to do now. I have to work to keep you alive. To feed you. I haven't smiled once since you were born. Go to sleep." Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Johnny: "Hmm? What's that, Shmee? Mm, hmmm. Yeeess. Hmm? Yeah. Really? Uh, huh. Okay. What? Hmm. Well FUCK you, Mr. Bear! You speak lies! LIIIIES! Stuffed with pure venom, you vile lint-infested bastard! How many more, like you, are there! How many more! You can't even imagine the things I've endured! And at the hands of shit like you! You don't know the truth!" Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Noodle Boy: "Fucking doughnut! Mock me? You fried cyclops." Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Noodle Boy: "Nonsensical? Yet you envy me! You wish to wipe my ass! Butter my groin! Hermaphroditic monkeys, you speak with fools' tongues! That's a nice tie." Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Noodle Boy: "Run! Piggy, piggy! Ruuuun, piggy, piggy, piggy!" Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Noodle Boy: "You fucking toaster! You're nothing! That's all you'll ever be! A toaster! Damn! I have no kiwis!" Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Stewardess: "Hello, sir. Would you like some peanuts?"
Old Lady: (in shock) "OH MY GOD!! Not the Lawn Gnome!!"
Some Random Guy: "OH, MY GOD!! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!" Squee
Pepito: (pushes Squee away) "Stand back, Amigo!! This is a job for... The ANTI-CHRIST!" Squee
A Baby: "Googli-shmoogly. Gaga ga po dffft! Goo goo boop! Pooo oooh!"
Jhonen: (bursts to convenience store door) "Stand back mortal! I come in peace! Approach me, however, and I shall destroy all that is good in your life!! I desire ICE SUCKY!" Squee
Johnny: "Two nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!! GODDAMMIT!! IT KNEW!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!! BUT IT KNEW!! IT KNEWWWW!! Did the DOG SEND YOU?!" Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Ororon: "Don't cry, my dear. Until your dying day, I'll be at your side. Until you're body lies dissolving in a rotting heap... ...and melts back into the soil whence it came. Dry your tears. I'm here now." The Demon Ororon
Ororon: "What's the matter? You're wondering where all of this blood came from. You wonder why I have to fight. You wonder why I have to kill. You wonder how much longer you can live with such a monster. You wonder how someone as just as you... ... can love someone absolutely evil." The Demon Ororon
An angel: "There is no god. The only things that truly exist are children. But that's hardly any existence. They're lucky to endure handful of years. And they waste away that time stumbling through foolish things." The Demon Ororon
Gaara: "Yeah... I'm going to rip his head off... Then crack it open so the
Random Whore: (to Sakano) "Hey, big boy, are you all alone? Hmmm?
Yuki: (forcing the words out/ reading cue cards) "Th--there's nothing going on between me and Seguchi. I-I'm sorry for hurting your lame ass... I mean, I'm sorry for hurting you... ...H-Honey bunch."
Real Life Quotes
Me: "THE ONLY PERSON SASUKE WILL BE FUCKING IN THE ASS IS SASUKE!" (Okay, this comment was because I was talking with my friend, Arechan, and my brother while watching Naruto, and, well, I thought I said "The only person Sasuke will be fucking in the ass is Naruto", but, Naruto was replaced with Sasuke.)
Justin: (waveing to the females around him) "Heh heh heh. Look at all the babes around me; I'm a pimp."
Me Father: (driving past Taco Bell on Thanksgiving) "They don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Mexico. You have no right to be closed!" Heheheh! Yerp. Isn't he great? Scene? We were looking for food. We had planned on getting KFC, but the Colonel was closed TT.TT, so we had decided on Wendy's, and you have to past Taco bell to get to both Wendy's and KFC. It was quite funny.)
Me: (via MySpace) " I want a Death Note. But instead of a list of names, I'll put a list of foods I want eliminated from this world. BWUAHAHA! I am the FOOD KIRA!"
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