As of 9.3.09

I realize that the stuff on this account - pretty much all of it - is quite dated. I also realize that my sister (who's stories are still posted below) has pretty much taken over this account. I may sign on occasionally - for the LOTR things, and maybe HP - and will sign my reviews so as to diffrenciate between me & my sister. If I forget, though - if it was a LOTR fic, I reviewed it.

-Nagzz

Hi! This is Bittersweet x's younger sister-and I've decided that this profile is viciously boring. :( :( SO I am here to give this thing a makeover! ALL information will be about me..cause you know..I'm on this site MUCH more than Bittersweet is :)'

Okay now. If you really have nothing to do, you might want to read my silly little info, such as my

Age: Older than I was last year!

Hair: Normally tied back.

Eyes: Awesome! Wait, what? You want to know what they look like? Too bad. :D

Skin: You know..covering my blood and heart..who wants to know what I look like anyways? That will just..trigger the stalkers! All right, here's my IMPORTANT info.

IMPORTANT-THIS PROFILE WILL PROBABLY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THE BELOW OBSESSIONS!!

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

Obsessions: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Babysitters Club (sorry to say.. :D) Pirates of the Caribbean (don't read or write it though..) Inkheart trilogy and yeah..that's about it..

Fanfics I Read: Well..I stick to Harry Potter mostly..(I love Ginny and Hermione's friendship! And Harry and Hermione! And Ron and Hermione! And parodies, humor, and anything else I can find that is written in proper grammar..I DESPISE improper grammar..and slang..I don't mind slang on profiles/emails, but in stories..) but I do tend to stray onto Lord of the Rings, Babysitters Club (parodies mostly..serious fics don't work..) and whatever else I'd think sounds funny. Mostly I read friendship, humor, or parody, but romance and tragedy do catch my interest sometimes.

Fave Characters: Er...HP it's Harry, Ron (he was an idiot in the 7th one, but he's generally fairly awesome) Hermione (she's me)..Fred, (who put it into JKR's head to kill the poor guy?) Sirius Black (see previous parentheses!) Remus Lupin (see previous parentheses!) Tonks (I think you get the general idea of what I think of the deaths in HP!) Hedwig, Mad-Eye..basically all the good guys who died.. For Inkheart-Inkspell (I haven't read Inkdeath yet) it's Farid (I was screaming when Basta drove the sword through him!) Dustfinger (oh my Lord when he traded himself for Farid I was crying..literally) Meggie, Mo, Fenoglio (but he's annoying) Resa, and Elinor (me, in more severe way.) For POTC it's...Will Turner & Jack Sparrow, of course, and...er..they're the only cool ones actually. For LOTR, it's Aragorn Elessar (I screamed out loud every time he "died" which equals to quiiite lot of screaming), Legolas Grenenleaf (dude, who doesn't?) Sam Gamgee, Pippin Took, Merry Brandybuck, and more. :)

My Written Work: My Lion King stories are from AGES ago, when I was seven or eight, I think, so excuse the insanity, stupidity, occasional improper grammar, and flat-out weirdness of them. And then there's Dressing Gown, my latest HP fic. I only have one review on it..but I quite like it all the same!

Pet Peeves-Improper grammar, slang in stories..that's about it.

Ships I like (Harry Potter)-Canon..that's about it.

Ships I hate(Harry Potter)-I don't really like Ginny/Harry although it's kind of sweet at times..and Lavender/Ron. And ANY Slytherin/Gryffindor. Ahhhh. Although I don't mind Rose/Scorpius, but we were never told what house they were put in, were we? So there.e C

Annoying Habits of Mine-I use waaayy too many ...s. If that's counted as improper grammar, than I really don't like myself... SEE? DOING IT AGAIN! Ahem ahem..I also tend to save every five seconds, which is hard if your computer is slow.

And now..crazy stuff I've stolen from various other profiles..

Random Copy-and-Pastes:

If you ever stayed up all night at least once, copy and paste this to your profile. (About six times..)

If you think that fur is cuter on animals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with LOTR, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! (Evil animal killers...)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been so insane that you scare yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're supposed to be doing your homework but have no intention of doing so, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy into your profile.

If you have ever run into a DOOR KNOB, copy into your profile.

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (One time, I swear this is true, I stayed up the entire night from 11-4:30 reading HP stories!)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Bittersweet x.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you OBJECT to the Harry Potter movies and are unable to discern their resemblence to the books (other then the character's names) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Harry Potter movies are like a bad fanfiction story copy and paste this into your profile. (The sixth one was good, though, but the rest..ACK!!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Or a toe war, come to that. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter! Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you obsess over Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter/Pirates of the Caribbean and act PROUD of it! Cuz you are. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run when their moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement. (I'll try it when I get to the beach!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have fights with yourself just because you're bored... and you lose.Crazy is when you tell all your friends your lover is coming to pick you up- and youre refering to your dad. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too! CRAZIES UNITE.

This is really funny and slightly disturbing:

List Twelve of Your Favorite Harry Potter Characters in Any Order:

1. Hermione Granger

2. James Potter

3. Lily Evans-Potter

4. Sirius Black

5.Fred Weasley (WHY IS HE DEAD?!)

6.Harry Potter (duh)

7.Remus Lupin

8. Albus Dumbledore

9. Nymphadora Tonks

10. Molly Weasley

11. Luna Lovegood

12. Ron Weasley

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Yes! Oh, oh, oh yes, James, YES!

Number 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Sirius! She's your best friend's wife! And your cousin! How could you?

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Thanks, Fred! Wait..er..let's order take out, no? I don't really trust your food, see.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

LOOPY! REALLY? AWESOME! I'M RELATED TO A WEREWOLF! AND TONKS! YAY!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Aberforth break your nose again? Tsk tsk.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

TONKS! How could you?? And according to this survey, you're part of my family. Meanie. :(

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Mrs. Weasley? :( WHY? Is it because of Fred?

Two Death-Eaters are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?

Well, Hermione's pretty clever..maybe magic me to Australia, like she did to her mum and dad? Or maybe Aveda them. Yeah, prolly..

It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?

..a book or something..

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4 do?

Jump in bravely and rescue me from the flames that threaten to swallow me, then propose.

You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?

Well he'd definitely be a bit put out. But he doesn't have to be, because that is just insanely disturbingly stupid..

You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?

Give me a book and tell me how much worse he's got it.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?

Offer me a lemon drop.

You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?

Turn her hair the color of my eyes. :D

You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?

She'd be terribly worried about me.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

"James, how?! I thought you loved Lily! I thought you loved ME! I hate you!" I would then tear up flowers and throw them in his face! TRAITOR!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

No.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

It means he'll get bitten by an angry werewolf in the very near future..

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

NO!!

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him?

No, you wont, Dumbly. Sorry!

Right..that was a bit scary..

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I'm
a Gryffindor!

YAY!