You Say Hello
I'm a British teenager with time on my hands, imagination and a love for writing. I am thirteen years of age (my birthday is November 17th) and I've been writing in my own time for about two years now, and using the internet "properly" for about the same amount of time.
There are a few things which a cannot stand on the internet and offline, so I would appriciate it if you read this and took note. I hate false accusations, and people that can't accept the fact that they're not as 'original' or 'artistic' as they think they are. I can't really tolerate pretentious people either, but even more so- I hate people that have the nerve to accuse me of being something I'm not. They should at least give reasons instead of spurting out meaningful words that they haven't even given the time to look up in a dictionary. I will know if you're copying my ideas. Make no mistake. And if you do, there will be hell to pay.
This doesn't mean I'm perfect by a long shot- but I will not stand or tolerate being called names. It's bad enough at my school, without having to put up with here. Heck, criticise my writing, but creatively. For those of you that don't know, this means be fair. List good and bad points. And don't make it personal. That's incredibly unfair seen as you know nothing about me other than what I elect to tell you.
I also dislike predjudice of any sort, especially because of race, appearence, ability, tastes or sexuality. I get extremely angry when I see racism and homophobia displayed in fanfiction because I believe that very often they are not necessary (unless the show has elements of such).
Interests
Now then, with all that hate out of the way, to give you an idea of the stuff I look at and write, here are my favourite television shows, films, books and bands. These are in no particular order.
Television
The Mighty Boosh, Doctor Who, Nip/Tuck, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: LV, Prison Break,Lost, Shameless, Desperate Housewives, Prison Break, No Angels, Family Guy, American Dad!
Films
The Matrix Triology, Edward Scissorhands, Madagascar, Ed Wood, Secret Window, Sleepy Hollow, From Hell, Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Bridget Jones' Diary, Bridget Jones' Diary 2: The Edge of Reason, Constantine, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Cruel Intentions, The Star Wars Saga, The League of Extrordinary Gentlemen, The Dead Poet's Society
Books
A Series of Unfortunate Events (Lemony Snicket), The Alex Rider Series (Anthony Horowitz), The Saga of Darren Shan (Darren Shan), Girl, 15, Charming But Insane (Sue Limb), The Adrian Mole Books (Sue Townsend), The Queen and I (Sue Townsend), The Georgia Nicholson Books (Louise Renninson), The Artemis Fowl Series (Eoin Colfer), Harry Potter (J.K.Rowling), Lord of the Rings (J.R.R.Tolkein), Of Mice and Men (John Steinbeck), Animal Farm (George Orwell), Misery (Stephen King)
Music
The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, The Arctic Monkeys, Foo Fighters, The Libertines, Led Zepplin, The Killers, The Kaiser Chiefs, The Beatles, Green Day, Nirvana, The Buzzcocks, The Sex Pistols, Franz Ferdinand, Electronic Light Orchestra, Bob Dylan, The Who, The Clash
Slash
I am a great fan of slash pairings and I support the following:
TenxJack (Doctor Who), SiriusxLupin (Harry Potter), HarryxDraco (Harry Potter), VincexHoward (The Mighty Boosh)
Hetero
I support the following hetero pairings:
NinexRose (Doctor Who), RonxHermione (Harry Potter), JamesxLily (Harry Potter)
I Say Goodbye
I hope this was informative and interesting for you. That's all you really need to know. If you'd like to contact me, please comment of one of my fictions. I tend to seem pretty antisocial, so excuse me if I am.
By the way- I write for me, but I share things with the public to get opinions and tips. Everything I write is based upon my views, and it's what I believe in, so, if you're upset or angry about it, please don'tgo all "high and mighty" onme. I don't need someone telling me what to say, thanks. I have parents and teachers for that.
Current Projects:
Title: Bleeding Like You
Rating: T. For violence and kissing.
Summary: Ten has been attacked and it’s up to Captain Jack to get him better. Supports TenxJack.
Type: One Shot from Jack's Point of View.
Progress Made: Um, I've done the first paragraph... xD
Title: (TBC)
Rating: T or possibly higher for language, violence and possibly more.
A/N: This is actually set after a roleplay my friends and I are having on our Doctor Who forum. It stems from there and is AU due to the fact that there's a bunch of teenagers wandering about with the Doctor.
Summary: Adam and the Doctor meet again, but this time, Adam's alone. He's done something to himself- experimented- and he's turned into a hideous mutant. He's hiding in the darkened alleyways of Venice, coming out at night to kill and eat. He's a monster. Jack and Rose see the worst and it's only the Doctor that doesn't seem to run from Adam. The truth is, he knows that behind the cold-blooded killer's face there's something strange. Adam regrets what he's done. He knows the Doctor is the only one that can help him. So, one night, The Doctor agrees to take Adam to meet a friend of his- a doctor by the name of Mr. Jekyl. However, Jack and Rose think the worst. They chase after the pair, and when The Doctor leaves Adam unattended they strike. And, as the Doctor comes to collect Adam, he hears the sound of a gun, a loud shriek of pain and the whole ground shudders. Adam lies in the canals of Venice, and The Doctor looks up to see Jack and Rose with looks of shock and guilt upon their faces. Then, the Doctor takes off. He leaves the pair in Venice, and it's only a few months later on Earth that he meets Jack in present-day Brighton and the Captain tries his best to restore amends.
Type: Longterm Project (at least a month), Alternate Universe.
Progress Made: None.
((Please do not copy these ideas FULL STOP. You may not write follow-ups, prequels or whatever. They're my original ideas. Please no stealing.))
I've been writing tons of Boosh Slash but I don't really want to post it here. If you're desperate to see it, contact me via PM.
P.S: Erm, I'm lazy. Don't be surprised if I don't write new chapters for ages. I do try, but I'm lazy and busy.
Update: 24th April 2006: I've got some new ideas for Doctor Who fics, and I've completed Elrond vs Anderson. One of my new fics will be long term (probably four or five chapters) and another is just a one-shot. Both are TenxJack themed but the longer fic should be a very pleasant surprise. Or a very nasty one, depending how you look at it.