
Kairi: Hello there, and welcome to my bio!
Toby: Hey! Isn't this both of ours?
Kairi: Shush, Toby! Sorry about that, people. He can be a little jumpy before he becomes a werewolf.
Toby: Don't mention that! (slaps)
Kairi: Anyway, here is my bio.
Toby: (whispers) She can become insane.
Name: Not telling
Nickame: Kairi
Age: 17! YAY!
Current Location: Currently in the middle of nowhere
I started to write stories and books when I was in fifth grade. Hopefully, my first chapter book, "The Soul Thief", will be published sometime next year.
Fav. Quotes:
"If I had a dime for everytime you used the word, 'destiny,' I'd be even richer." Seto Kaiba
"Nobody but a nobody calls me a nobody, you bunch of nobodies, got that?" Joey Wheeler.
Yami: I don't think Joey's trying to lose. I think he's discovered the secret.
Tea: I'm confused. What secret are we talking about here?
Yami: The secret to saving them both.
Tea: Oh. Huh? -from My Freaky Valentine part two
"I know of a place, where you never get harmed. A magical place, with magical charms. Indoors, indoors, indoors! Take it away, Penny!" Penny says nothing. "That Penny has the most beautiful voice." -from I Had an Accident on SpongeBob SquarePants.
"I caught a sea bass! See? Bass! (Why do I keep saying that?) -Animal Crossing.
"Kaiba, say something!"
"Don't screw up, got it?"-from A Duel With Dartz Part 4
Yami: Dartz!
Dartz: You were expecting someone else?-A Duel with Dartz part one
Captain Barbossa: No!-all throughout the POTC blooper reel
Jack: Is that a plane?-blooper reel
Jack: Elizabeth! (to Gibbs) Hide the rum. ~POTC II
Wanye: (as Scooby-Doo) Who the hell are you?
Colin: Don't you know the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans? ~Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Quotes by me
Me: Oh, no! Giant cheese aliens!
Me: Wha?
Me: No, Pharaoh!
Me: I can't believe that just happened!
Me: Dang it all!
Toby: The Soul Thief's the main character in that book!
Kairi: Don't tell them that! It'll ruin the turnout for the book!
Toby: Fine. Fine. Sheesh.
Kairi: I just hope my book won't get in the way with my school work. We shall see. We shall see! Mwa ha ha ha ha! (coughs) I hate doing that.
Toby (making crazy sign): Koo koo.
Kairi: Stop it! (slaps him around the noggin)
Toby: Okay. The bio is over now. (disappears)
Kairi: Finally. I thought he would NEVER leave! (throws confetti around bio) Hooray!
Toby appears again.
Toby: Hello everybody! (waves and begins to eat chocolate)
Kairi: (groans) Here we go again. (rolls eyes)
Tidus: Hello, good people everywhere!
Toby: (burps) Tidus! (hugs)
Kairi: (rolls eyes) Will you two ever learn about manners?
Toby: Eh?
Kairi: (sigh)
Tidus and Toby: You need to lighten up, Kairi!
Kairi: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?
Sora: It means that you need to work on your fics!
Kairi: Okay, I'll work on them. (sighs) Why me?
Yami: All right, everyone, let's leave Kairi alone to think about her fics.
Others: Yeah. Okay, sure.
Kairi: Thanks, Yami.
Yami: No problem. (winks)
Sora: (blushes)
Kairi: What?
Sora: I think you're cute.
Toby: Oooooooh! Kairi has a boyfriend!
Kairi: Shut up, or I'll wipe out your memory!
Toby: No! Not that!
Kairi: Yes. (laughs evilly)
Toby: Shut up, butt munch!
Yami: (rolls eyes)
Kairi: This is getting out of hand.
Story Summaries for the Next Weeks to come:
Night of Horrors
The nights of Halloween are shattered as a phantom terrorizes a local party being held by Seto Kaiba. Can the gang figure out who the Phantom is before it's too late?
Dartz: (laughs) No one can stop me! Not even the Pharaoh.
Yami: (stares)
Kairi: Go away, Dartz! I don't need you sabotaging my bio!
Dartz: (calls Great Leviathan) Destroy her so I can take over the world!
Kairi: I don't think so, chump! (calls on the three Egyptian Gods) Bye-bye, Great Leviathan.
Kairi: I also wanted to point this out. Most of my stories have character deaths, dark things, and other stuff. I don't know why, but they just do. (laughs nervously)
Toby: Not that she has anything against the characters. She loves the show, and has watched it from the beginning in the dub version. It's getting very intense, by the way. Usually, if something happens to Yami, Kairi just stands there, all stiff like.
Kairi: How dare you say that! (punches and kicks thrown)
Toby, in a crumpled heap: Ow...
Favorite Movies
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie, Spirited Away (AWESOME!), All Disney movies, Harry Potter movies, LOTR trilogy, CATS (film version), and scary movies.
That's all I'll give you for now. More will be added within a few weeks. Ja ne!
Quote of the Month
"We will remain here, and live in peace...if we can." ~Mewtwo; Mewtwo Returns
Announcement
Due to me starting school, I possibly won't update until the weekend, or if I don't have homework.
Also, I hope to start a Beauty and the Beast/YGO crossover sometime soon. But, that will all depend if I don't have homework or if it's the weekend.
I know I have other crossovers to do, but this one has been on my mind for quite sometime.
Thank you.