Author has written 8 stories for Ranma, Slayers, Fushigi Yuugi, Dragon Ball Z, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. How can I thank you, you mysterious black-dad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing?
No need little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire. But love, and a pesky curse, defanged me. And now, I just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No! Not the hair! Never the hair!
But the must be some way I can show my appreciation,
No, helping those in need is my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent proof is truly thanks enough.
I understand. I have a nephew who’s gay, so....
Say no more. Evil is still afoot. And I’m almost out of that Nancy-boy hairgel I like so much. Quickly! To the Angel-mobile! Away!
Spike, In The Dark |