|The Mad Mad Reviewer|
Author has written 6 stories for Breath of Fire, Harry Potter, Evangelion, and Godzilla.
My God, it's full of fanfics.
Something Wicked will be updating on Saturdays until it's done. Why? Because I've finished it, and I wish to be cruel and make you wait.
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Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen - It Updates When It Updates. End of fifth year. Voldemort tosses Harry into an alternate dimension at the end of the Ministry debacle. There, he has to deal with the Potter family, including their Hufflepuff son Harry, re-meeting all of his friends, and a still strong connection to the Dark Lord who sent him on his way. Harry/OC... maybe.
Something Wicked This Way Comes - Almost done. X-over with Disgaea series. After forth year, before Disgaea: Hour of Darkness. With Voldemort's return, Harry, Hermione, and Ron get the bright idea of summoning a demon to help kill the Dark Lord. Except, when the summoning ritual comes from Luna Lovegood, nothing goes the way it's expected. Beta'd by Kyouzou and Luan Mao. What chapters, I'll figure out later. Not Harry/Ginny.
The Terrible Ideas Bin - Forever In Progress. My bin of strangeness. They won't always be story beginnings. Sometimes it'll just be snippets of conversation that I have. If you use anything in it, drop me a pm with a link to the story so I can read it and link to it. This is the one that updates whenever I feel like it. Mostly because I never remember to update it on Saturdays.
Jamie Evans and The Lonely Queen - Started. The continuing adventures of Jamie Evans in having a child, being a teacher, and dealing with Things Beyond Human Ken. Won't be posted until it's good and ready to be posted.
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool - COMPLETE. Time Travel. Harry steps back in time, with plans, plans within plans, and plans within plans within plans. Except he didn't realize one damn thing: He's fate's chewtoy, and she's going to make him bend over and take it. Honks. Beta'd by Lens of Sanity. Renamed due to FFN's Administrative Tactical Nuclear Strike.
The Monsters of Man - COMPLETE. ONE SHOT. Begins before "Asuka Attacks". Post Godzilla 1985/Gojira Returns. Instead of Mount Asama, Sandolphan appears in Mount Mihara. Can the Evangelions, weapons made to defeat the Messengers of God, destroy humanity's greatest mistake?
Breath of Fire: Of Thieves and Men - On Long-term Hiatus. AU. There was a plot to take over the country, as I recall. There were gods involved, too. I didn't make very many notes. I may, eventually, come back to this, if only because I rarely walk away from something permanently.
Some Quotes On Writing (since everybody seems to do it, and I like to bow to non-existent peer-pressure)
I spent a lot of time as a volunteer in a nursing home in Amherst last summer. I was reading Dante's Divine Comedy to an old man, Mr. Shulman. One day, I asked him where he was from. He said, 'Just east of here, the Rockies.' I said, 'Mr. Shulman, the Rockies are west of here.' He did a voilà with his hands and then said, 'I move mountains.' That stuck with me. Fiction either moves mountains or it's boring; it moves mountains or it sits on its ass.
Subplots are like candy. Oh, sure, they may look colorful and sweet and tasty, but if you keep stuffing them in your face, then not only is your story going to get tremendously fat, but pretty soon it's going to find itself in a displeased-looking editor's chair with a thousand enormous plot holes in its teeth that now have to be filled in.
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
Kurt Vonnegut's Tips on Writing (I post this, as though I follow them)
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