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Usagi's Evil Crew:

Usagi
Species: Human/Tanagi
Age: 21 Years old.
The creator of much random madness. Usagi's hobbies appears to be to make the lives of the characters she love as bad as possible. She's also got a strange habit of turning human characters into animals... In older fanfics she goes by the name Miss.Ecofreak the Dark Precursor.

Zakura the Killer Rabbit
Species: Killer Rabbit
Age: 4 years old
Usagi's voice of reason. Usually ignored when she tries this. Zakura is, if possible, even more sadistic than her owner.When she's not beating up people or destroying stuff, she uses her "Usagi no Jutsu" to transform random characters into rabbits.
Zakura is based of Usagi's real pet rabbit. She has a cage-mate named Cloud Leonheart, who hasn't appeared in a fanfic yet.

Less seen members of the team:

Sasuke the Legendary Black beast
Species: Rabbit
Age: 3 years old
A food-loving rex rabbit.
Sasuke is based of Usagi's real pet rabbit

Fluffy the Killer Hamster
Species: Demon hamster, or whatever he feels like being at the moment.
Age: Unknown
Usually seen as a longhaired syrian hamster, yet quite often he appears as a different animal in every scene. Only one thing remains, that is his colors. He is always beige/cream. In his true form he is a longhaired syrian hamster, red-eyed cream with demon wings, tail and horns.
Fluffy has a crush on Zakura, but as of yet his feelings appears to not be repayed...however somehow the two still managed to produce a litter of offspring when Fluffy transformed into a rabbit (hey...they're rabbits. Do they need a reason?) He currently only appears in Dork Period

Fuzzy the Shinobi Usagi
Species: Rabbit (or snake if he feels like it)
Age: I don't remember...
Fluffy and Zakura's son, and Orochimaru's pet rabbit. With such parents people would assume he was vicious, but he's really the biggest mommy's boy in Dork Period. He loves milk, so he'll try to suckle everything.
Fuzzy appears in Dork Period and a comic on DA.

Where to find me elsewhere:
DeviantArt: Usagi-Zakura
YouTube: ZakuraRabbit
Newgrounds: ZakuraRabbit
LiveJournal: ZakuraRabbit
Usually if you find a person online (like on an animal forum or KHvids.com) called ZakuraRabbit or Usagi-Zakura there is a high chance that's me.

Fics in progress: (more info lower down)

LiD2: Darkness of the Heart: Sequel to Lost in Darkness.
Kingdom Dorks 2. Kingdom Hearts 2-parody (no, there is no Kingdom Dorks 1...yet) Writing
Heart Wars V: The Keybladers Strike Back (Star Wars Parody starring Kingdom Hearts characters) In progress. One fanfic in 3 parts, starting with IV.

Planned fics:

LiD 3. Heir of the Keyblade. Part 3 of Lost in Darkness. Working Title.
Heart Wars VI: Return of No-one: (Star Wars Parody starring KH-characters)

Completed fics:

Dork Period (until 100 chapters reached) Insane random crossover: J&D, Star Wars, Naruto, KH+ follows from where Dork3 left.
Dork 2: Reckless Driving. 1. of the Dork-parodies. Parody on Jak2.
Dork 3: Nothing Special: Sequel to Dork2, parody on Jak3
Growing Up In Haven City. Prequel to Jak2. A story about Jak's family, as well as Erol and Ashelin's childhoods and families.
Light Within. Sequel to Growing Up. Jak's long-lost sister goes in search of her younger brother.
Heart Wars IV: There is no Prequel: (Star Wars Parody starring KH-characters)
Lost in the Darkness: Kingdom Hearts Fanfic. BOYA!

--Fanfiction:--

(OCs written in italics)

(Click the titles for coverarts)

--Growing up-series.
Fandom: Jak and Daxter
Main characters: Ashelin, Erol, Cornelius, Kate, Jak and Daxter.
Prologue to Jak2 and one sequel.
Click here for Original characters

Completed fics:

Growing Up in Haven City (GU)
Takes place from 15 years before Jak2 and lasts until the end of the game. Shows Baron Praxis' rise to power, seen through the eyes of 4 young children and their families.
Does not fit in with Jak3 and I'm perfectly aware of that thank you very much. It was started before Jak3 came out and there was no time to change it.
Pairings: Mostly OC-pairings and hints to ErolKeira.
Spoilers: Jak and Daxter. Jak2. Some Jak3-spoilers (even though it completely crashes with the rest of the storyline...)

Light Within (LW)
Jak and Kate goes missing and now it's up to their smaller friends, Daxter, Tetra, Tanya and the crocadog to find them, but will they be able to save them or kill each other in the process?
Pairings: JakKeira.
Spoilers: Jak2. GU.

--Dork-Series
Fandom: Jak and Daxter and Kingdom Hearts (+crossovers)
Main Characters: Various.
Click here for Original characters

Completed Fics:

Dork2: Reckless Driving (Jak and Daxter) D2
Parody on Jak2 Renegade. Haven City goes insane and Jak and Daxter encounter a strange leprechaun.
Pairings: JakMorph Gun. JakJetboard.
Spoilers: Jak2 (all the way round)

Dork3: Nothing Special (Jak and Daxer) D3
Parody on Jak3 and sequel to Dork2. Jak, Daxter, Well and Pecker are thrown out into the desert and left to their own devices...or are they?
Pairings: same as the last.Onesided JakTorn (Shounen Ai)
Spoilers: Jak2 and Jak3.

Dork Period (Crossover: Jak and Daxter, Naruto, Star Wars, Kingdom Hearts and many more) DP
Starts up as a sequel to Dork3. Characters from Star Wars, Naruto, Kingdom Hearts and many more invade Haven City creating complete and utter randomness and insanity.
Pairings: Same as the previous ones+other random pairings.
Spoilers: Jak-series (Not Daxter). Naruto. Star Wars. Kingdom Hearts+various others.

Heart Wars IV: There is no Prequel. (Kingdom Hearts in a Star Wars-universe) HW
Riku and Sora finds a recipe on making a Death Star on the Internet and decides to give it a shot, in order to make the Organization XIII's lives even worse than before.

Fics in process:

Kingdom Dorks 2 (Kingdom Hearts) KD2
Parody on Kingdom Hearts 2. Strange events takes place in Twilight Town and Roxas, being on the front cover which automatically makes him important, tries to figure out why a man in black keeps stealing his stuff or why this blonde girl won't leave him alone. Later Sora, Donald and Goofy wakes up with mustaches drawn on their faces? Who drew them? How can Riku get a tanks into the haunted mansion? And will Sora need psyciatric help once this fic is over?
Pairings:
Spoilers: Kingdom Hearts, CoM and KH2

Heart Wars V: The Keybladers Strike Back. (Kingdom Hearts in a Star Wars-universe) HW
The Death Star is destroyed but Sora and Riku are not ready to give up just yet. Meanwhile Roxas gets a new teacher.

Heart Wars-Role-list:

Organization XIII as Rebels.

Xemnas: Ben/Obi Wan Kenobi (Being the leader, Ben will be replaced by Xemnas)
Xigbar: Random Rebel nr 2/Leader after Xemnas' death.
Xaldin: Random Rebel nr 3
Vexen: Dead
Lexaeus: Dead
Zexion: Dead
Saïx: Random Rebel nr 7/Probably the real leader after Xemnas' death.
Axel: Han Solo (because he needed an important part+he's Roxas' friend)
Demyx: Chewbacca (No reason, I just like to make fun of him :3)
Luxord: Random Rebel nr 10
Marluxia: Captain Antilles (he leads Castle Oblivion where Namine's held captive, and Namine's the princess)
Larxene: Dead (she didn't fit in the part as Leia...)
Roxas: Luke Skywalker (Because Sora is Darth Vader...)
Namine: Leia Organa (She fit better than larxene)

Random "good" characters:
Ansem the Wise/Weird: Yoda (one of the few"good" characters with a "good" part)
Lando Carlissian: the Riku Replica (...don't remember why)
Tinkerbell: R2D2 (whoa... that was random)
Tron: C3PO (Not quite as random as Tinkerbell but still VERY random)
Hayner: Biggs (because he's Roxas friend, another good guy with good guy part)
Pence: Owen (disturbing...)
Olette: Beru (Okay...)
Creatures/other:
Moogles: Ewoks (do I need a reason? Kupo?)
Stormtroopers: heartless (Riku controlls heartless in KH and LiD so he does here too)
The villains:
Riku: Emperor Darth Sidious (now THAT was weird)
Sora: Darth Vader (not as weird as this though)
Governours/various high-ranking dudes: Sam and Max, Freelance Police (They wanted in on the fun too. Only non KH or FF-characters in the fic)
Leon: Jabba the Hutt (I'm high on sugar)
Donald Duck: Boba Fett (same as with Leon)
Final Fantasy characters (Yuffie, Aerith, Cid etc): Jabba's henchmen
Maleficent (dragon form): monster, forgot its name (roar...A rarity: villain in a villain-part. But she's tied up in Leon's basement so she doesn't count)
Goofy: Greedo (er...)
Planets
Castle Oblivion: Alderaan (Namine's homeworld :3)
Twilight Town: Tatooine (Roxas, Hayner, Pence and Olette's homeworld)
Hoth: Land of Dragons (Icy)
Endor: Deep Jungle (Jungly-placey-thingy)
Dagobah: Radiant Garden (Ansem's homeworld)
Cloud City: Cloud (Strife) City (who doesn't love Cloud Strife? I had to keep it :3)
Gummi Ship: Millenium Falcon (didn't expect them to dark portal their way trhough the universe did you? Though it is weird that Demyx and Axel pilots it...

--Lost in Darkness (LiD)
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts (includes cameos from Jak and Daxter and Disgaea: Hour of Darkness)
Main Characters: Sora, Riku, Kairi, Roxas (Only LiD), Axel, Demyx and Zexion.
Click here for Original Characters

Completed fics

Lost in Darkness (LiD)
A heartless appears on Destiny Island, catching Sora off-guard. Now his friends must find him and get his heart back. On their journeys they encounter several obstacles, such as the newly ressurected Organization XIII.
Will they ever discover the secret to getting a heartless and a nobody back together? Or will Riku and Roxas murder each other before they find any answer? Or will Sora's heartless choke on ice cream sticks?
Pairings: KairiSora and KairiRoxas (all things considering there's probably more of the latter one XD)
Spoilers: KH-series. Jak2-3. Disgaea
Fandoms Visited: Jak and Daxter. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness.
Worlds: Destiny Islands (KH). Haven City/Spargus City (J&D). Twilight Tower (KH). Traverse Town (KH). Radiant Garden (KH). Netherworld (D:HoD). The World that Never Was (KH)

In progress:

LiD2: The Darkness of the Heart (LiD2-DoH)
Sequel to LiD. Takes place 2 years after the first fanfic. The gang receives a distress call from someone least imaginable. With the heartless up to no good again, they may have to join forces with another enemy.
Will Axel, Demyx and Zexion ever get their hearts back? And with that in mind, why doesn't Demyx want to find his? It appears Zexion is hiding something from Kairi as well, what is the connection between those two?
Pairings: KariSora. DemyxOC
Spoilers: KH-series. LiD. Disgaea. Jak 2/3. JakX. Jungle Shounen Mowgli
Fandoms Visited: Disgaea: Hour of Darkness. Jak and Daxter. Jungle Shounen Mowgli (strictly speaking its the Jungle book, but not the Disney Movie...its actually based on an old anime) Ape Escape (okay there I said it...)
Worlds: Destiny Islands (KH). Radiant Garden (KH). Netherworld (D:HoD). The World that Never Was (KH). End of the World (KH). Seeonee Jungle (Jungle Book Anime) Others might be added.

Coming s...eventually.

Sidestory about monkeys
Name still a WIP.
Actually an Ape Escape Fanfic about Specter's background-story in LiD. It can be read even without reading LiD.
Pairings: None
Spoilers: Possibly DoH (but minor)
Fandom: Ape Escape
Worlds: Monkey Park.

LiD3: The Heir of the Keyblade (LiD3-HoK)
Sequel to Darkness of the Heart.
Pairings?
Spoilers: KH-series. LiD 1 and 2.
Fandoms Visited: Disgaea (All 3 games.) Soul Nomad. Ape Escape.
Worlds: Radiant Garden (KH). End of the World (KH). The Netherworld (Disgaea).

Funny quotes cause I'm bored and like quotes

Kim KG: I've beaten more metalheads than you can count!
Cornelius: I'm pretty sure he can count to 7 Kim.
Kim: Shut up Cornelius.
My Fics: Lost in the Darkness
By: Me

Riku: How old are you Axel? Cause you're acting like a ten-year old.
Axel: are we there yet?
Riku: We just started you idiot.
Axel: can I have an ice cream?
Riku: (glare)
Roxas: he's just teasing you. Better ignore him.
Axel: (sticks his tounge out)
Riku: yeah that's very mature. Can I kill him?
Mickey: No Riku.
My fics: Lost in the Darkness.
By: Me

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: four of you tried to kill me, one of you succeded.
Pirates of the Caribean 3
By: Disney

Xigbar: Can I hurt Axel?
Riku: (about to say yes but receives glares from both Roxas and Kairi) No
Xigbar: Bummer...
My fics: Lost in Darkness. Still a wonder no one's died in this fic yet...
By: Me

Riku: what is that? It looks like you just took everything from the fridge into a bowl
Cid: Yup. Want some?
My fics: Lost in Darkness.
By: Me (Inspired by the Chain Of Memories Manga)

Sora: (notices Cloud) How come he gets to have a big sword? I want a big sword! (cries) Why can't my sword be big!
Vid on YouTube: Kingdom Hearts Spoof
By: Spoof Cast

Goofy: Look! A distraction!
Ansem: where?
Vid on YouTube: Kingdom Hearts Spoof

New intern: Hi guys, here's a bomb.
Xigbar and Lexaeus: (shocked) What the f are you doing yo? (Yo is only said by Xigbar)
BOOOM
DeviantartFlash: Organize THIS 4 part 1 by Darkxide

Randy March: If we're still alive in the morning, then we know we're not dead.
South Park. Cartoon Wars by Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Riku: even if it's the last thing I do I WILL get us out of here alive, even if we both die.
Dork period. Chapter 90. My fics

Jack Sparrow: NOBODY MOVE! I lost me brain.
Pirates of the Caribean 3: At worlds End by Disney.

Homer: (singing) Spider-pig, spider-pig. Does whatever a spider-pig does.
Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.
Look out, here comes spider-pig
Simpsons the Movie (Matt Groening)

Arthur: Is there anyone else up there we can talk to?
French Taunter: Non. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Monthy Python and the Holy Grail.

DON'T LOOK WHERE I'M POINTING!
Simpsons The Movie.

Black Knight: I'M INVINCIBLE!
Arthur: You're a loony
Monthy Python and the Holy Grail

"Who's that kid with that nasty look in his eyes?"
"Maybe it's the moron Lady Etna keeps talking about!"
My desktop prinnies. Downloaded from a Disgaea-site.

"DRINK THE DAMN TEA!"
Sora
One of my fancomics...makes no sense without the rest so you should read it.

"Sir.. I'm afraid you've gone mad with power".
"Of course I have. Have you ever tried going mad without power? Its boring, no one listens to you"
The Simpsons Movie

Help! I'm being chased by a giant ogre who's trying to relate to me!"
Arthur. Shrek the Third.

(With melody of the Flintstones theme)
"Simpson. Homer Simpson.
He's the greatest guy in History.
From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree, AAAAAAAAAA!" (Hits chestnut tree)
Homer Simpson (Who else would sing that idiotic?). The Simpsons.

"Your common sense won't work on me!"
Mao. Disgaea 3

"How dare you be wide-eyed and energetic? You need to watch more TV!"
White Monkey. Ape Escape 3

Specter: (Having been accused of sending his servant to a certain death) Hey stop that! You make me seem like the bad guy!
Kakeru, Natsumi and Hiroki: YOU ARE THE BAD GUY!
Saru Getchu on Air/The Ape Escape Anime

Ed: Let's go. This whole castle is about to explode.
Al: (Panics) Why?
Ed: Cause I don't like it. I made some adjustments to the steam tank.
(Steam tank goes boom)
Fullmetal Alchemist

Hughes: (passing on message from Roy) He said: "Don't die under my command. Not for the paperwork (he speaks so fast I couldn't quite catch it but he complains about the paperwork he'd have to do if Ed dies) That was it.
Ed: Tell him "Fine, there's no way I'm dying before you, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god-complex."
Also FMA because its awesome.

Al: I hate you big brother! Its like you're not even human!
Ed: Al don't run! Think of the kitten!
Al: I AM! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO IS! (Runs away from Ed)
Cat in Al's armor: MEEEEEEOW! (hangs on for its dear life)
Why are you reading my profile instead of watching FMA?

Ed: Its been a while since I killed someone...wanna watch?
Vic Mignogna voices both Ed and Mao from Disgaea 3...this is one of the cases where I can't help but hear Mao speaking through the Fullmetal Alchemist. (Or rather the opposite since FMA came first)

Have you read my whole profile? OMG! Stop wasting your time and go read my fanfics instead. Or better yet: read someone else's, and ignore the crazy fangirl with too much time on her hands.