Yeah, guess who's a goob and decided her old bio was far too cluttered? Me. Yes, I know. You thought you'd all gotten rid of me for good ("Curses! Where'd that mob with the flamethrowers I rented get off to?!"). =P Well, I'm back.
Name's LN, don't wear it out.
I'm a shameless TMNT addict (when the new movie comes out on DVD, I'm going to proceed to watch it about 50 times and then peacefully go after Kevin Munroe with a pitchfork to make sure he does a sequel) who probably needs help and doesn't want it. (rubs hands evilly) I'm the embarrassment of my family, as it were (but they all love me still), was dropped on my head at infancy (actually fell out of a shopping cart...story of my life...and it would explain quite a few things), am a band nerd who plays Trumpet and Trombone (but stink at the latter), and am a sophomore in high school. I'm also a paint-chat addict and RP sometimes when the urge arises. And I'm a Christian. I also happen to think homosexuality is just plain wrong and swearing...oh, don't even GO there, mah brothah! (shakes fist)
Among other things, I despise my earlier works (i.e. everything below). And I hate Mary Sues to the point where it makes me want to eat my own leg. Whaaaaaaat else...I loathe spiders, 80-90 degree weather, love my dog (Jack), reading, my family, really want to get to know my heavenly daddy more, do NOT like the jerkfaces that spam my friends' DA pages...That's about it. And I get up at the crack of dawn of my own accord. (grins and shuffles off)
And my favorite turtle is Donatello, followed by Raph, Leo and Mikey at a tie (Leo used to be at the end, but he's grown on me...heck, I love them all equally now!).
Toodles! Hope I wasted MANY of your precious hours with this silly Bio.
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Amnesia- My first TMNT fanfic. I'll probably start revising it and making it more complex, but in the meantime, I'll stick to TM. Jade, a female mutant turtle with seemingly no past, finds her way into our favorite foursome's lives. Need I say more? (Warning: before reading this series, ya gotta understand...as my first ficcy, it's bound to be a little crappy) IS on permanant hiatus.
Tatsu Morph- (this one was nominated for 2004 Best Comedy of the year) Tatsu stands for dragon in Japanese (obviously, but I thought I'd put it up for those of you who are thickheaded and can't figure it out :oP) New characters introduced (and I own them, so ask me first if you're wanting to use them): Keilah, the dragon siblings Bima, Saesha, Rijinn, Kiyo, and Iwansi, Keron and Nechai (resident bad guy cronies), and Tiquae. Plot? You'll have to read it to find out. (Warning: In the last few chapters, it gets a little Yu Yu Hakasho-like, but jumps right back into the physical world, so beware.) Hey, who knows? This puppy could be the beginning of a series! (Note: Tatsu does not stand for Tatsu as in the TMNT movies.) Rated T for...I don't know. But it's rated T just for safety reasons...As a heads up, it might be prudent to just consider this a dead story for the moment. It's subject to a probable complete rehash. _
Balderdash - Just a silly little one-shot I did.
Dragon Moon - Sequel to Tatsu Morph. The guys and their dragon companions get separated and transported to Aireilei's chaotic world of Haradris, where even though five hundred years have passed, it's still in an uproar because of the usurper that killed the king and has been trying to rope the Haradrian inhabitants into his tyranny. (Warning: rated T for blood shed and battle scenes where heads and limbs are lopped off) NOTE: I don't really consider this as a sequel to TM anymore...In fact, I don't really like it at all. It's a weird fantasy story. _ ;; But you can read it if you really want an example of cruddy writing.
The Angel Swear- A Mikey-centric one-shot that I thought up. Cute and sad at the same time. Winter one-shot.
Journal Entries of a Hothead - I really don't consider this an entry in my Chimaera Dragons series. It's just a 'what-if' one-shot that popped into my head that could've been a one-shot in the Chimaera Dragons series.
Shades of Gray - A sequel chapter story to The Angel Swear. My first romance, rated T for violence, one expletive, and perhaps some mushy stuff that you kiddos are sure to stick your tongues out at. NOTE: On hiatus.
You're right. After all, how can a mere dragon expect to tell a man like you what to do? In fact, everyone should stand in awe of your brilliance of finding the only dead end. Why, if you had started a few feet in either direction, the path to the top would have been clear. - Saphira (Eragon)
"I'm so tired of being shot at!" Al (Sahara)
"We men are simple creatures. We only want three things: a sandwich, a woman, and a woman who can make a sandwich." - Brock (Reba)
Goku:(In old-fashion Japanese mouth thing) "I have become more powerful than I was...Five minutes ago! Hahaha, die!"
Cell (or whoever he's supposed to be fighting) "No, you! Superwierdjapanesebeamthingy attack! Muahahaha!"
Goku: "Oh no, I am dead!"
Krillan: "Not for long! We have the dragon's - I mean the Dragon Balls! I wish Goku were alive!"
Dragon: "Ya, sure, whatever." (brilliant quote from my buddy at school; making fun of DBZ's ever present plot of die, wish back)
"What did you have to imitate her for?" - Harry
"She laughed at my mustache!" - Ron
"So did I, it was the stupidest thing I've ever seen." - Harry (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)
Favorite quotes from Ninja Turtles:
"Sure they had guns! But they weren't like THESE guns!" flexes - Mikey (2007 Movie)
"I'm not your enemy, I'm just Donnie, your friendly IT tech support here to help you 24 hours a day, sir...I-I'm sorry! Ma'am!" winces - Don (2007 Movie)
"Look at you, ain't you CUTE! You want a buttkickin' little fella? Yes you do! You do! Come on, I'm gonna drop kick you to Hurty Town..." CHOMP "YEOW!" - Raph to the little red monster (2007 Movie)
"For you see, I am the King of Thieves!" - King of Thieves
(long pause)
"Oookay..." - Don
"More like the King of Tacky Bling." - Mike (All Hallows Thieves)
"To surrender is not the warrior's way!" - Leo
"You won't be much of a warrior without a head!" - Ancient One (The Ancient One)
"They can talk! They're intelligent!" - Don
"Mikey talks and we don't call him intelligent." - Raph (Outbreak)
"Ah! Good to see you again, saruclan!" (walks away in search of food)- Genosuke
"What'd he just call me?" - Casey
(looks around furtively) "Uh...A monkey." - Don (Samurai Tourist)
"In your face, invisible man! Smoked your transparent butt!" - Mikey (Return to New York, Part One)
"Nice hats!"-Raphael
"We thought so too!"-Michelangelo
"Say what you will about the Foot, but they definitely do not skimp on the headgear!"-Donatello (Shredder Strikes Back-Part 2)
"I smell smoke."-Raphael
"I smell gas."-Donatello
"Mikey..."-Raphael
"No, no! Not that kind of gas!"-Donatello (Shredder Strikes Back-Part 2)
"What? You think I wouldn't have made this thing to withstand lava? What kind of idiot do you think I am?"-Donatello
"Are there different kinds?"-Michelangelo (Return to the Underground)
"It's like we just walked into an ugly convention." - Michelangelo
"Hey, then you must feel right at home, Mikey!" - Raphael (Fallen Angel)
"Ah-ah-ah, Raph. This is supposed to be a season of giving!" - Michelangelo
"Yeah, an' I'm thinkin' 'bout givin' you a well-seasoned smack upside the head!" - Raphael (The Christmas Aliens)
"Down there! Foot!" Donatello
"They're industrious little monkies, I'll give 'em that!" - Raphael (The New Blood)
"Donnie?" - Leonardo
"I-insufficient data, boss!" - Donatello (Nano)
"Why do we have to go with you?" - Donatello
"Because I know how you dudes love to visit the zoo!" - Michelangelo
"Hey, if I want to see a bunch of trapped animals, I'll go watch the subways at rush hour." - Raphael
Great sites on TMNT and other stuff:
~ http://www.obscurezodiac.com/index2.html- The nineteen year-old (Tigerfog) who runs this place has an awesome TMNT manga called MNT Gaiden going and it's a little dark and angsty but it's great. He's got various links going to Japanese TMNT sites (one of which is called Freak(star)Freak). I highly encourage you to visit this site. (Warning: not for those who can't stomach occasional bad language)
~ http://www.homestarrunner.com/- Looks stupid at first glance, it's actually quite hilarious. There are all these movies in flash that are extremely well animated. It sometimes displays light crude humor, still being hysterical. The Strongbad emails are especially good, and sometimes you can find a good Answering Machine from Marzipan, the single lone female on the entire website who's a naive idiot. Check it out!
~ http://seraph-inn.com/index.html- The site of an incredible online comic that I stumbled upon some forgotten Sunday morning. The art is impeccable and the story is quite original. Drop by if you have the time to read it!
~ http://www.livejournal.com/users/_fire_rose/- Chibi Rose Angel's Livejournal. She usually posts deep entries into it that tug at your heart. And I love her to pieces.
~ http://www.5wwwww5.com/forum/stealthystories.html- Mickis' forum for those authors who want to discuss, write freely, and just hang around. You can usually find me here. It's a bit insane (tanks and strange discussions abound).
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