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| MarlinMarlen |
Author has written 14 stories for Princess Tutu, Pokémon, Skip Beat!, Harvest Moon, Initial D, Furi Kuri: FLCL, and Princess Debut. I'm 13.8 billion years old and I hate the color pink and I'm a SPECIAL CUPCAKE. Psych! Actually I'm a derpy twenty-something-year-old who always gets mistaken for a teenager, but with half the social grace. It doesn't help that I'm into stuff like POKEMON or that I'm always zoning out. Or that I dress in dumb frilly stuff and waste all my money ordering that crap and it will take me 12 years to save up for half a house down payment at this current rate and I hate my village and I want to buy a mountain in Ginza. *sobs uncontrollably* I also breathe anime, manga, and video games and my Poupee Girl is meccha suteki. I enjoy long walks on the beach and pina coladas. Actually, I just have an alcohol problem in general. One day I want to become a published author, so I'm here to level-up. A lot... You can see a geological stratum.. Of my progress. In all of my terrible stories. Which I used to write like this, kinda?! Which you'll enjoy and review. Yes you will. Excessive sighing is a serious illness. It affects 99% of fictional characters. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE 1% OF WRITERS WHO ARE JKFHG GONNA GET YOU LIKE A SPACE BOY, WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. Im ready babe In the summer of 1978, a little boy stuck a laser disk in his family's microwave, releasing copious amounts of helium-3, Minovsky particles, and summoning Cthulhu as Nostradamus predicted. As the fire alarms in his home went off, he got down on his knees and he began to pray, or pretended to, depending on the lyric website. This set off a butterfly effect, including the re-unification of the super continent Pangaea, the movie starring Ashton Kutcher, and the subsequent re-breaking of said continent in the early 80s before any of us were born or old enough to know better. "But God, why did you keep Eurasia together?" asked the little boy in wonder, to which God replied: "Because when I was Eurasia, I had to walk to school ten miles, uphill, in the snow, with no pants on, wearing light-up sneakers. And Sonic the Hedgehog was voiced by Jaleel White." Copy and paste this onto your profile now or the terrorists have won. NEW: If I Lost On Purpose, Would You Stop Following Me? OFFICIAL ART WORK SECTION! (Links are now dead due to change in FanFiction.net policy... Wait, no they aren't. lol) OFFICIAL Art Work - Lyra and Silver Donated by PhantomAlchemist OFFICIAL Art Work Poster - Lyra and Typhlosion Donated by Vladisnovampir AWESOME Dawn and Leaf Crossover Meeting (Also from Vladisnovampir?) Outgrowing Her Cardboard - Hobo Leaf Donated by earlgengar Glasses Would Look Nice - Morty and SilverDonated by earlgengar Lyra Kamina Cosplay Donated by VivArts Some cool thing I found that mentions IILOP MY STORIES ARE ALL OFFICIALLY ON HIATUS UNTIL I UPDATE THE NEXZT CHAPTA. which will be whenever so feel free to just ignore that announcement ok | |||||
1. If I Lost On Purpose, Would You Stop Following Me? » reviewsAbandoned by Crystal, Elm bribes rash and crazy Lyra into taking her place. But Lyra attracts trouble wherever she goes– and as her cruel rival, Silver, soon discovers– she's more than a little hard to follow... Semi-crack, comedy, soulsilvershipping, Hot-blood!Lyra, Tsundere!Silver. Cover art by EarlGengar.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 148,849 - Reviews: 549 - Updated: 5-22-13 - Published: 9-6-10 - Lyra/Kotone & Silver/Rival2. Fakir and Duck Afterstory » reviewsHe's so mean! Fakir never listens to me and always keeps me locked in his room. I may be just a duck, but I have feelings too! Geez, nothing has changed. The prince got his happy ending, but where's mine?...What's this? A story about me? This title...Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,360 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 4-22-13 - Published: 7-11-10 - Ahiru & Fakir3. It's Love, Stupid » reviewsHe is such a gentle and warm guy– which I really appreciate in this tundra of ice cold ingrates– but he also happens to be about as readable as a cardboard baby book. And he wears an orange puffer vest. I respect him for his constant sunniness though, but he's the last person I'd have a good time with. Not that I need friends, or a good time…Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,173 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 2-28-13 - Published: 12-24-12 - Rio/Rachel & Rod4. Son of a Kappa! » reviewsGawky Akari looks like a guy compared to all the pretty boys around. Her head is filled with self-preserving water, too, among other peculiarities... But on this island, it seems that EVERYONE has a peculiarity. Fight, Akari! Don't die alone! If a heart is still running, broken ones will surely chase after it. ToT & MFoMT. Akari x all the bachelors.Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 43,375 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 8-15-12 - Published: 6-1-11 - Angela/Akari5. Escaping From Fluffy » reviewsDue to an unspoken family debt, Dawn was raised from birth to be 'friends' with the neighbors' uncontrollable idiot son. "I want to get out of here," she mutters and dreams. Barry, though, just wants her attention! ScarfshippingPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,839 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 2-27-12 - Published: 11-22-10 - Dawn/Hikari & Barry/Jun6. Schoolgirl Debut reviewsFake appearances are everything in the Flower Kingdom, but Crown Princess Sabrina wants no part of it. Likewise, she's a schemer with a king's strength... After switching places with her alternate-dimension schoolgirl self, her dangerous debut begins!Princess Debut - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-20-127. The Unovan Dream » reviewsWhite, Bianca, and Cheren– three misguided youths– dream of impossible things. Juniper has a solution. "I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. How can I know when I don't know anything at all?" "Hm... Don't worry. Anything is possible in Unova."Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,669 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-27-11 - Published: 4-8-11 - Hilda/Touko & Cheren8. TV Boy To Cameraman » reviewsThough they didn't say anything more to each other, they knew exactly where they wanted to go. A robot's coming of age story. Mamimi x CantiFuri Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-29-11 - Published: 7-27-119. The Turning Point of Hobo Girl Leaf » reviewsRed: the mute, future hero of Kanto. Gary: the cocky and neglected rival. And Leaf... Well. She's a dedicated hobo. "Swing by the lab if you ever want to see this again, kay, hobo girl? Smell ya later!" Oldrivalshipping. Guriburu, Blue, Green. Cover art by EarlGengar.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 7-26-11 - Published: 3-29-11 - Leaf & Gary O./Shigeru10. Pretty Pokémaid Sohko June » reviewsBy day, humble 13-year-old Kotone attends Violin City's Earl Academy while struggling to fit in and find friends... But after school, she transforms into the incredible Sohko June: The Espeon-powered super guardian of love and justice!Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-21-11 - Published: 10-20-10 - Lyra/Kotone11. Don't You Wanna Be Free reviewsFor the past two years, she's been driving without a license... just to get fried chicken. As inglorious as it, she's earned a street name. Nameless OC. Oneshot.Initial D - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-11-11 - Complete12. Kyoko and the One Coin Shop » reviewsKyoko goes to the 100 Yen Shop and finds 1000 yen on the ground. What kind of marvelous things will she buy? A secret admirer is watching...Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 3-1-11 - Published: 2-4-11 - Kyoko M.13. Rival Gang Leaders » reviewsTwenty years ago, a young man left on a journey to fulfill his dream...of becoming an engineer! Armed with only a drum, he set off across the sea to Johto. What villainy and romance awaits him in this ancient, mafia filled land?...Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-10-11 - Published: 12-10-10 - Clyde/Yōji14. Mars, The Bringer of Warmth reviewsTwo bright and aloof stars float through an endless night. One tries to make contact. Stars? ...Actually, they're just students in college. And she only wants to get close to him. BetelgeuseShipping. One-shot. Semi-comedy.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-20-10 - Mars & Cyrus/Akagi - Complete
