Welcome to the Captain's Profile

Captain of what, you may be wondering. Well, it doesn't matter. Just know that I am Pirate-tastic.

'Ello poppets.

Welcome to my Profile/Bio.

My name is Melissa.

I am currently 18 years old, and I'll be an art college student in the spring.

(I felt like this thing needed to be updated since last time I did,
it said I was 17 years old and that I was going to be a senior on Aug. 23rd.)

Edit:
I have deleted all of my old, God awful fanfiction. It pained me to lose all those beautiful reviews, but for fun I decided to reread the stuff I wrote when I was fifteen, and I cringed and hated myself every second. I never delete fics, and I all ready discontinued them, but... God, those were just TOO bad. xD I left "Everybody Loves Hiei" though. Don't get me wrong, that fanfic sucks ass and has more POV changes than I can count. (Ooh how I hate POV changes. xD) But it was so stupid-funny, I couldn't bring myself to get rid of it forever. ...just don't read/review it. I don't think my heart could take it...

Things you should know about me:

I AM OFF OF HIATUS!
And while I'm still wavering some, I'd like to try and stay that way.

I have recently ventured into the amazingly addictive world of "Death Note".

I've fallen madly in love with two pretty boys named Matt and Mello.
(And hopefully they will star in some of my fanfiction, when I get the nerve and come up with a plot.)
Though none of my current readers probably care, 'cause they all love me for my YYH work.

I am a veteran author of "Yu Yu Hakusho".

I am a hard core fan of Yusuke and Hiei.
I've written a couple fics for them, and I've drawn them tons of art.
I'm also the owner of the YuxHi guild on GaiaOnline and club on DeviantArt.

I LOVE fanfiction.
I ADORE fanart.
I DROOL over doujinshi.

You should know by this point that I do not write very well.
I write strictly for fun or out of boredom.
In "Pirate's Life for Me"'s case, it was written out to get the idea across so I wouldn't feel guilty drawing it.
Ha ha, I'm so lame.

I would like to give a shout out to my biggest fan, Spirit_Wave13.
She reads all my work, no matter how God-awful it is, and leaves me super epic reviews.
Best fangirl ever!

Now now, I know what your thinking.
WHO CARES ABOUT YOU? WHAT ABOUT YOUR FICS!

Well... erm, yes. About those mediocre pieces of crap...

This is what you should consider when expecting updates:

Well, I tend to update quicker when I get a motivating review (no lie), or when Spirit nags me. I need inspiration, what can I say? And by "inspiration", I mean "a kick in the ass." I try to update as fast as I can, within reason.

And that applies to...?

Breakdown: Is the fic that got my kick back. It's being steadily updated as of right now. So huzzah!

Deep Crimson: IS BACK ON, BABY! xD I'll try and keep it that way.

Anything Else: Is either a one-shot, completed, or discontinued. Sorry, everybody.

I know, encouraging stuff, right?

...didn't think so.

Well, if you want to know more about my work, here's how this works:

If you are curious about my DeviantArt: Click my "homepage" up at the top of this bio. It's not updated
super frequently, but more often than here.

If you are curious about my fanfiction: Than I hate to say that you are in the right place, my good sir.
THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I POST MY FANFICTION.
You won't find it anywhere else.
So if you think you'll find updates on some other site, you're wrong.
Everything on this site is as updated as it gets.

So I can't think of anything else to put on this crazy thing. There's not much to say, really. And honestly, as an author... I kinda suck eggs. So I can't see why people would want to know all that much about me. But ehh. Whatever. Anyways, thanks for clicking my bio, reading my boring information, and reading my fics.

I love all the reviews I get! They make me happy!

...except flames. Those make me giggle.

Thank you to everyone who has ever read/enjoyed my fics! I love you all lots!
See you next time I update this ridiculous thing!

xoxo,

Melissa