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Age: 20.

Location: North America, Canada.

Warnings: I have horible spelling due to the fact that My sight is 20/700 and I have a memory worse than shinosuke's.

Anime/Manga/TV series in order of favorites. Ranma 1/2, Star Trek (All but enterprise), Vandread, Dragonball Z, SG-1, Gundam wing and Guyver.

Now, here's the LONG part. My Rants and stuff. Skip if you want but there's nothing vulgar here.

Stuff I WILL NOT do.

Ranma 1/2, 1. Cure Ranma's Curse. It's part of him and it'd be wrong to take it out. He'll always have the curse in my fics and i will only RARELY give him controll if it is neccessary to the plot.

2. RanmaxMale Character. This will NEVER happen in my fics. I mean, remember, when Sanzanine killsed her in the ice rink, Ranma ran off crying and came back in male form 5 minutes later, cracking the ice with his angry stomping. He was INSANELY angry. That and other stuff in the anime sais that he'd sooner comit suacide than like another guy. Even if Ranma was locked in cursed form forever, she'd still find SOME way to live with Akane, even if it was jsut as friends. I know, I know, you're currently glaring at Future Imperfect. All I'll say about that is that the main character in 3/4ths of that fic wasn't Ranma. That was the entire point of the fic, that she wasn't Ranma.

I'd like to add a clarifying point here, so that I do not offend Homosexual readers. I don't particularely mind that pairing, in fact a fic called "Happily married" is very good and features a RanxRyo pairing, however I have no experiance with it. A general rule I follow is that if I CAN have experiance with something and i DO NOT then I shouldn't write about it. I've had a girl friend, so I can write regular romance. There is no way in hell for me to say Get a Jusenkyo curse or join the military, so I can write about that using educated guesses, however I COULD be gay... but I'm not so I don't write those pairings unless they're part of the story line. Example, a sailor moon fic where those two generals love each other or a Ranma 1/2 fic involving Ranma-chan and a girl.

3, I used to think I'd never write a Ranmaxnon akane matchup, however I've found out that I can't write RanmaxAkane very well... I don't know why.

4. RanmaXRanko. I'm sorry, but this is sick, at least in my opinion. All evidence shows that Ranko is Ranma, if he were a girl. That's like some SERIOUS in-breading. That's worse than siblings having a love afair. I may sound closed minded, but this kind of relationships disgust me. Well, I suppose Kissing Cuzins don't really bother me as much, but if you're within the same family unit as the person, it's just plain SICK!

Star Trek. I'll do pretty much anything in Star Trek, accept for acknowledging enterprise. I HATE enterprise and in my Trek timeline I have it scribbled out. Basicly, I go on the old book series for what happened before TOS and after the Post Attomic Horror.

Dragonball Z. No crossovers with any other martial arts anime or military anime. Goku could beat Ranma in 5 seconds and wing 0 wouldn't last much longer. Basicly no crossovers where the two series characters are in battle. Toryama did a GOOD job of overpowering his characters. Goku or Vegeta could do things that it would take a whole fleet of federation ships to do and that Ranma's NWC wouldn't have a HOPE of doing.

SG-1. ...I don't know...what won't I do with SG-1. I can't think of anything right now.

Guyver. Kill sho. He's been through hell...he deservs some closure at the end so he will NEVER die in any guyver fics i ever write.

END.

No, wait, there's one more thing. I've had a lot of reviewers ask me "Wait, does this mean the fic's over! It's got the word "END" right at the bottom of the latest chapter!

Okay, guys. I know this is rude, but I'm the blind one, right? Some of you probably are too, but I'm assuming that the majority of my reader-base can at least read, right? You all know about pattern recognition, right? Well, try this pattern. Have you noticed that EVERY chapter of almost EVERY story I write has the word "END" stapled to its backside? Why, precisely, would the latest one make you start to panick over this?

And just for clarification, the only fics of mine that are definately over follow.

RDF Life. It has a sequel.

Angel Of Light. It's under revision.

Ranma's Final Solution. It fights with me to continue it, but I say NO!

Now, yes, this author's note on a grand scale is over. Bye, everyone!