Good morrow, fair Lords and Ladies of the Courts of Fanfiction. I am, quite simply, Rene Fleur. I come in celebration of all that is of the imagination and the written word. As many have said, "The pen is mightier than the sword". In my opinion, this is indeed true, although a sword does help to get the point across. Anyways, thank you for clicking into my profile and I certainly hope that you enjoy my works. Thank you once more and I hope that the flying cannon balls don't deter you too much.

ABOUT ME

Name: Rene Fleur

Astrology: Libra and extremely proud of it.

Age: -sing-song- Not telling!

Nationalities: French, Italian, German and English with a touch of Scottish and Irish.

Preferred Genre(s): Fantasy, sci-fi, romance, historical fiction and just plain fiction.

Place of Residence: Somewhere that's warm and sunny for most of the year. So not telling where.

Favorite Animals: Cats. Any type, domestic or wild. And all aquatic animals.

Favorite Foods: Chinese, Japanese, Italian and certain French or American dishes.

Favorite Hobbies: Reading, writing, acting, singing, dancing, day-dreaming, drawing, cooking and/or baking, exploring, swimming, camping, climbing trees, freaking people out by calling to them from trees, feeding turtles, lighting fireworks, annoying my little brother, watching movies, riding my bike midday, attending Renaissance Faires and designing outfits and jewelry.

Things I Hate: Lightning, cockroaches, boy divas, organized sports, seafood, large dogs, biased directors, idiotic boys, boy jocks and rap music.

Alrighty then, enough of the personal items, now for a few of my favorite things! In list form.

Favorite Books
Inkheart
Abduction
Harry Potter series
Lord of the Ring series
The Far Side Gallery series
Calvin and Hobbes treasuries
The Edge Chronicles
Peter Pan
Piratica
Bone comic series
Redwall series
History Novels
Peter and the Starcatchers
The Bartimeaus trilogy
Abarat
The Wizard of Oz books
Artemis Fowl series
Dealing with Dragons
Searching for Dragons
The Prophecy of the Three Stones
Capt. Hook, the Story of a Notorious Youth
The Dragon Conspiracy
Clair-de-Lune
The Mystery at Blackbeard's Cove
Eragon
Eldest
24 Girls in 7 Days
Golden
Palace of Laughter, a Miles Wednesday Adventure
Vampire High
I was A Non-Blonde Cheerleader
Brunettes Strike Back
The Girl who Loved Tom Gordon
The Hound of the Baskervilles
Son of the Mob
Son of the Mob- Hollywood Hustle
Mira, Mirror
Scary Beautiful
Buffy the Vampire Slayer-Night Terrors
Hazing Meri Sugarman
The Flavor of the Week
The Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen
Story Time
A Stir of Bones
Undead and Unwed
Undead and Unemployed
Undead and Unwanted
Undead and Unappreciated
Undead and Unpopular
Undead and Uneasy
A Redbird Christmas
Dragon's Keep
Cheerleaders: The First, Second and Third Evils
Fear Street Sagas
The Red Badge of Courage
Boys that Bite
Stake That!
School Bites
The Faerie Path
The Violet Fairy Book
The Red Fairy Book
The Orange Fairy Book
The Green Fairy Book
The Blue Fairy Book
The Brown Fairy Book
The Black Fairy Book
The Royal Treatment
A Drowned Maiden's Hair
Girls Dinner Club
A Taste Of Night
Lighthouse Land
Super WHAT??
Valiant
Tithe
The Lovely Bones
Bloody Jack
The Curse of the Blue Tattoo
Under the Jolly Roger
In the Belly of the Bloodhound
Mississippi Jack
Betsy and the Emperor
Single White Vampire
The Royal Pain
Dead and Loving It
The Phantom of the Opera (Original)
Phantom
Geek High
Californian Holiday
Spanking Shakesphere
Guitar Girl
The Secret Life of A Teenage Siren
GIRLS in Love
Wuthering Heights
The Spirit of Sweetgrass
The Unlikely Romance of Kate Bjorkman
Good Omens
Midnight Bayou
The Photograph
Enduring Love
Outside History
All Quiet on the Western Front
My Funny Valentine
Princess Anne
The Frog Prince

Favorite Mangas/Animes
Pretear
Full Metal Alchemist
DNAngel
One Piece
Dragonball
DragonballZ
Inu-Yasha
Chrono Crusades
Avatar: Last Airbender
ElfQuest
Shaman King
Naruto
Fruits Basket
Rurouni Kenshin
Case Closed
.hack: Legend of Twilight
Faeries Landing
Oruan High School Host Club
Bleach
Deathnote
The Tail of the Moon
The Sand Chronicles
Absolute Boyfriend
Vampire Knight
Pretty Face
Beauty Pop
Harlequin Pink
Battle of the Bands
Platinum Garden
Backstage Prince
Petshop of Horrors

Favorite Movies:
Harry Potter series
Lord of the Rings (all)
Pirates of the Caribbean (all)
Peter Pan (all)
The Jungle Book
The Little Mermaid
The Lion King
Hercules
Tarzan
The Notebook
Madagascar
The Phantom of the Opera
Anastasia
Titanic
Mulan
A New World
Chronicles of Narnia, the Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
The Pink Panther
Aquamarine
Garfield A Tale of Two Kitties
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Night at the Museum
Fantastic Four
Shrek
Zoom
Romeo and Juliet
A Walk to Remember
The Prince of Egypt
CAMP
Nancy Drew
Surf's Up
Evan Almighty
Underdog
Stardust
Newsies
Hocus Pocus
13th Year
Don't Look Under the Bed
Hairspray
Enchanted
Alvin and the Chipmunks
Indiana Jones (all)
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Van Helsing
Moulin Rouge
Cats Don't Dance
The Road to El Dorado
The Patriot
The Passion of the Christ
The Princess Bride
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Batman Begins
Batman: The Dark Knight

Favorite Musicals/Plays
My Fair Lady
Oklahoma
Phantom of the Opera
You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown
Cats
Wicked
Fiddler on the Roof
West Side Story
Stomp
Peter Pan
The Tempest
Twelfth Night
Romeo and Juliet
The Curious Savage
The Foreigner
Fools
Godspell
The Producers
The Lion King
Spamalot
The Drowsy Chaperone
Anne Get Your Gun
Into the Woods
A Midsummer Night's Dream
Macbeth
Bat Boy the Musical
Little Shop of Horrors
Chicago
Rocky Horror Picture Show
After Juliet
Newsies
Hairspray
The Lottery
Legally Blonde the Musical
Dearly Departed
The Children's Hour
The House of Bernarda Alda
The Window School
The Rainmaker
Remarkable Susan
The Diary of Anne Frank
Elisabeth
RENT
Little Mermaid the Musical
The Piano Lesson
M. Butterfly
The Ideal Husband
Parallel Lives
The Lullaby
Hard Candy
Check, Please

And now for some of my beliefs. I am a Christian and I am proud of that fact. And yes, I do support gay marriage and gay pride. I will not look down upon you for your beliefs or religion. You're different than me, so what? I won't rub my beliefs in your face if you don't do it to me. I am also pro-life, but if an abortion is needed to save the mother's life, I won't condemn it. I support breast cancer research, colon cancer research, children's cancer research and leukemia research. I am against child abuse at all ages and am against domestic violence. I despise stereotyping and refuse to put labels on people unless they put them on themselves. Here are some messages that I have found that really help to reiterate this.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy comes home,

I'll try to be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it's my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's much too late

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape

The hurt and pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM TO YOUR PROFILE!

TRY NOT TO CRY:
Mommy... Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost. Please if you would, pass this around. I'd be happy if you could; don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a Wicked Witch

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be unromantic and disgusting

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart ass

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I'm a METHODIST so I MUST be lazy not caring person

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I HAVE SUICIDAL TENTANCIES, so I MUST be insane

I am SHORT, so I MUST be young

I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)

I don't HANG OUT WITH YOUR CROWD, so I MUST be anti-social

I don't WEAR WHAT SOCIETY ACCEPTS, so I MUST be rebellious

I BURST OUT INTO SONG IN PUBLIC, so I MUST be looking for attention

I am SMALL, so I MUST be weak

I am KIND, so I MUST be a push-over

I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I SMILE, so I MUST not feel pain

I LAUGH, so I MUST be happy

I WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU, so I MUST be gay or a bitch. Or even both

I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I'm TALL, so I must be good at basketball

I'm A JOCK, so I must be stupid and brain-dead

I'm A HOPELESS ROMANTIC, so I MUST have unrealistic ideals

I AM DIFFERENT!!

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this, please.

On a lighter note, here are a few of my favorite quotes. I do enjoy a good turn of phrase. On a further note, I did not create any of these quotes although I do use most of them daily. Thank you.

"Mad mutant genius. I like the sound of that." -Jas. Hook, Adventures of a Notorious Youth.

'Thoughts of revenge always gave her such a happy, fuzzy feeling.' -Opal Koboi, Opal Deception.

"The Angel sees, the Angel knows." -Madame Giry, Phantom of the Opera.

"Blue punch-buggie! No punch back!" -Stitch, Lilo and Stitch.

"It's time Urusla took matters into her own tentacles! Triton's daughter will be mine. Then I'll see him writhe. I'll see him wriggle like a worm on a hook!" -Ursula, The Little Mermaid.

"Gentlemen, m'lady, you will always remember this as the day that you almost captured Captain Jack Sparrow!" -Capt. Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl.

"Why is the rum always gone?" -Capt. Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

"Elphie, they're just shoes!" -Glinda, Wicked.

"If I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free! To those who'd ground me, take a message back from me! Tell them that I am defying gravity!" -Elphaba, Wicked.

"You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword and we try to kill each other like civilized people?" -Wesley, The Princess Bride.

"This is true love. You think this happens every day?" -Wesley, The Princess Bride.

"There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! Give me a break!" -Maureen, RENT

"A very violent sport, isn't it, baseball?" -Captain Hook, Hook.

"Sane. Gone sane." -Art Blastside, Piratica.

"Gone in one fairie sigh."
"I'll hold my breath." Val and Ravus, Valient

"Just remember that the sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom outside her bedroom!" Blind Mag, REPO! The Genetic Opera.

"I can't believe that we are bribing our future queen with designer shoes." -Tina, Undead and Unwed.

"My dearest friend, if you don't mind, I'd like to join you by your side. Where we can gaze into the stars and sit together, now and forever. For it is plain as anyone can see, we're simply meant to be." -Jack Skellington and Sally, The Nightmare Before Christmas

"Hello Minister! Did I mention that I'm resigning?!" Percy Weasley, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor." -Harry Potter, Half-Blood Prince.

"Professor Moody, is that a student?"
"Technically, it's a ferret." -Professors McGonagall and Moody, The Goblet of Fire.

"Everybody, everybody, make your genetics your b-tch!" - The audience, REPO! The Genetic Opera.

And there you have it, I believe. Now please kindly read and review my stories, poems and such as I sing Broadway tunes at the top of my lungs and dance. Thank you! "Dancing through life...skimming the surface. Lighting where turf is smooth. Life is painless for the brainless. Why think too hard? When it's so soothing...Dancing through life! No need to tough it when you can sluff it off as I do! Nothing matters, but knowing nothing matters! It's just life so keep dancing through...!"