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1. Folks Mine

Mia's parents are visiting, but perhaps being near the mercenaries will bring about conflict. Rated T for sex and politically incorrect dialogue. Ike/Soren, Gatrie/OC and promise of Gatrie/OC/Shinon , single Mia, implied Titania/Rhys and Jill/Haar

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Published: 11-29-09 - Mia & Ike - Complete

2. An Unfortunate Misunderstanding

Meg's issues with her own image make it hard for her to comprehend Zihark's reasons for not wanting to marry her. One-sided Meg/Zihark, kinda-sorta Zihark/Meg and implied Ike/Soren to the side. Rated T for sexual themes.

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Published: 11-21-09 - Meg & Zihark - Complete

3. To Be Led reviews

Tanith is dissatisfied with the fact she always ends up in charge. Oscar/Tanith and Sigrun/Tanith happily coexisting.

Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-17-09 - Tanith - Complete

4. Fathers Aren't Blind reviews

Two of our favorite late fathers were not blind to their children's romantic affairs. Ike/Soren, Jill/Haar. Poetry.

Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-09 - Greil & Shiharam - Complete

5. Saffron Field » reviews

Ike and Soren find and adopt a baby who grows up to be critical. Ike/Soren, Marcia/Kieran, and OC/Amy after timeskip main pairings, also includes Makalov/Astrid, Calill/Largo, Oscar/Tanith and Boyd/Mist. Rated T for language, violence, and sexual themes.

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 8-18-09 - Ike & Soren - Complete

6. Whoops!

After a lake mishap, Ike discovers a potentially lethal difficulty in the fruition of his relationship with Soren. Rated M for sex and nudity. For completion's sake: Ike/Soren

Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Published: 9-22-09 - Ike & Soren - Complete

7. The Imposters reviews

The Grooel Mercenaries are in town, and the Greil Mercenaries fight against them to find much to be desired from their class assignments. Light Ike/Soren, OC/OC, no OC/existing within. Rated K-plus for mild language.

Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-09 - Ike & Soren - Complete

8. All That Glitters featuring One Man's Trash reviews

Kieran discovers some gold under the castle, and everyone wants to dig it up. Elincia/Geoffrey, Astrid/Makalov, slight Kieran/Marcia and subtly implied Lucia/Bastian. Featuring a bonus flashback story about an unusual memento. For New Paladin.

Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-09 - Elincia & Geoffrey - Complete

9. The Mysterious Lemon reviews

Not a lemon. Boyd finds out some information about Oscar and does something he regrets. Ike/Soren clearly romantic within but not a romance-fic, implied Boyd/Mist. Rated K-plus for not-so-brief mild language.

Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-09 - Boyd - Complete

10. Best Left Unsaid reviews

Ike decided he wanted to come out to his father. Rated T for violence. Ike/Soren

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-30-09 - Ike & Soren - Complete

11. For What Do We Fight?

Poetry, Ike/Soren, Titania/Rhys, Mist/Boyd all mild; For what do the Greil Mercenaries fight?

Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Published: 8-13-09 - Ike - Complete

12. Sixteen Is the Magic Number » reviews

Ike/Soren, Boyd/Mist, Micaiah/Sothe, Titania/Rhys, Elincia/Geoffrey, Lyre/Ranulf, Bastian/Lucia, Kieran/Marcia, Astrid/Makalov, Calill/Largo, Leanne/Naesala, Oscar/Tanith, Heather/Ilyana, Aran/Laura, Tibarn/Reyson, and Jill/Haar are up.

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,994 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 6-25-09 - Ike & Soren - Complete

13. The World's Most Unforgiving Faux Pas reviews

Ike and Soren get in a fight that goes too far. Rated M for sexual themes and violence. Ike/Soren, OC/Soren, appropriately-OOC Ike. A take on Ike as a tragic hero.

Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-15-09 - Ike & Soren - Complete

14. Mr Burns Takes the Tasks to the Extreme reviews

Smithers wants Mr. Burns to love him, and he will... on one condition. He fulfills a list of arbitrary challenges. Burnsmithers. Warning: sexual themes, character death of Quimby, instance of Smithers kissing a woman, and "32 minutes" ad nauseam.

Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-09 - Complete

15. The All Girls Slumber Party reviews

A spin-off of Sixteen Is the Magic Number. Elincia hosts a slumber party with all the girls from the war including Aimee, Amy, and Almedha Rated T for drug use catnip , femmeslash Heather , and bathroom humor or lack thereof

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-09 - Elincia & Lucia - Complete

16. Oh, Geoffrey! » reviews

Calill moans the name of her secret lust to Largo. Things get out of hand very quickly. Calill/Largo, Ike/Soren, Elincia/Geoffrey, one-sided Calill/Geoffrey, and others. Rated M for strong language, sex, and rape scenes

Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 4-3-09 - Calill & Largo - Complete

17. Shinon's Shiny New Trombone reviews

Shinon has a shiny new trombone. He bothers people with it. Poetry-fic. Slight Ike/Soren

Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-29-09 - Shinon - Complete

18. Fur, Feathers, and Dragon Boots

Stefan creates the Beorc and Branded for the Cessation of Laguz Pelt Solicitation. Largo gets a talking to, and Soren saves his cousin. Rated T for violence and adult themes. Ike/Soren and Micaiah/Sothe if you squint.

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Published: 5-18-09 - Stefan & Soren - Complete

19. Steeds reviews

Short story told from the point of view of Oscar's horse narrator may be unreliable . Rated T for violence. Contains a character death it's one of the horses . Humor for the "human dialogue". Implied Ike/Soren. Main characters' horses.

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-6-09 - Oscar & Kieran

20. The Greil Mercenaries and the Sun Block reviews

It's sunny, but for many fair-skinned members of the Greil mercenaries this is a hindrance. Oscar created the sun block, but wishes he knew how to control his colleagues. Instance of Ike/Soren and otherwise gen fic. Contains a vulnerary featurette.

Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-09 - Oscar - Complete

21. Dusk Love

Yes, more Ike/Soren poetry. This time the form is sonnet and the topic is why they chose to elope.

Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 4-23-09 - Ike & Soren

22. My Everything reviews

Ike is eloping and Soren isn't all too pleased. Ike/Ranulf, Soren-centric, bittersweet ending. Rated K, but does have references to mental health problems.

Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-16-09 - Ike & Soren - Complete

23. Friendservice reviews

My first crack-fic. Ranulf has a great idea, but he'll need Soren's full cooperation. Ike/Soren/Ranulf/Lyre/Stefan and eventual Stefan/Lethe. Rated M for kinky sex.

Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-9-09 - Ike & Soren - Complete

24. Different as the Sun and Moon reviews

Soren telling Ike about the differences between him and Titania. Poetry. Ike/Soren, some Titania/Rhys and Titania/Greil.

Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-6-09 - Ike & Soren - Complete

25. Greil's Tea reviews

Commander Greil had many fortes. Tea production was not one of them. If only his employees and children could trust each others' words... Shinon did. Rated K-plus for mild and implicit language

Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-09 - Shinon - Complete

26. The Magi reviews

In a modern AU, Soren is the bassist and lyricist for a rock band. Pelleas is the manager. He makes some bad choices, including an EVIL agent! Rated T for language, drug refs, and some sexual themes. Keep in mind, I wrote it.

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-29-09 - Soren

27. Who, Who, Who Will Ike End Up With? reviews

Limericks considering the following pairings: Ike/Elincia, Ike/Lethe, Ike/Aimee, Ike/Reyson, Ike/Mia, Ike/Marcia, Ike/Ranulf, and Ike/Soren. Canon biased. Not biased toward Soren over Ranulf surprise!

Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-28-09 - Ike - Complete

28. Yellow Roses reviews

Soren hated yellow roses. Ike was rose colorblind. Soren/Ike

Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-28-09 - Ike & Soren - Complete

29. Paladins in Love reviews

Exactly what it says on the tin. Iambic pentameter 4-liners from the point of view of all the paladins in POR. Titania/Rhys Oscar/Tanith Kieran/Marcia Astrid/Makalov and Geoffrey/Elincia

Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-22-09 - Elincia & Geoffrey - Complete

30. Stories from the Fort » reviews

The Greil Mercenaries are snowed in, and tell stories to pass the time. Rated T for sexual themes and mild cursing. Italicized selections in Character Chapters are third-person intermittent parts. Chapters 1 and 13 are third-person completely.

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 3-10-09 - Ike & Soren - Complete

31. Chip and Skip's Job Hunt reviews

Another story I wrote a long time ago but didn't get around to uploading. Takes place in the future when Chip and Skip are looking for jobs. They see what professions the other bean scouts have gone into.

Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-09 - Complete

32. My Life as a Teenage Nebbish reviews

A story that I wrote a long time ago but never got around to uploading. Sheldon ponders what will happen if he takes it a step further with Jenny as the Silver Shell.

My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-09 - Complete

33. The Ball reviews

Three couples going through parallel situations. Does contain one slash pairing. Ike/Soren, Geoffrey/Elincia, and Micaiah/Sothe. Warning: contains sexual content. And no, the immature ending is not the correct ending. Humor for the immature ending.

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-26-09 - Ike & Elincia - Complete

34. Kang and the MetaKidnapping reviews

A humorous story told by Comic Book Guy proving nothing but my excessive geekiness for voice credits. No slash, sorry. Includes characters not referenced in any of my earlier stories and the dynamic duo, etc.

Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-09 - Complete

35. Medical School Is SOOOO Easy! reviews

Dr. Nick Riviera is a major quack, but what if he wasn't always that way? Rated T for minor swearing and sexual themes

Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-08 - Complete

36. Two Sides to Every Coin » reviews

Milhouse at 16 discovers he's bisexual, but he tells his parents only half the truth. He tells Bart and Lisa, but Bart betrays his trust. Then a series of dramatic events ensues. Rated T for realistic teen issues.

Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-14-08 - Published: 8-10-08

37. Eddie the Gossip King » reviews

After an event at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant during a lockdown results in Eddie inadvertently outing Smithers, he becomes the source for gossip and ruined lives of several cast members. Rated M for blatantly sexual propaganda posters and swearin

Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-08

38. Trapped Alone » reviews

Mr. Burns is trapped at the bottom of an underground tower, run by Queen Gelline, and the only way out is true love. Burnsmithers, obviously. Does contain unhappy moments, sexual themes, and violence.

Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 8-9-08 - Complete

39. I, Rodney reviews

A poem regarding a political discussion between Rod Flanders and Lisa Simpson, only to be moderated by Nelson. Warning: Is probably right-wing-biased. Rated T because you know what right-wingers won't leave you alone about.

Simpsons - Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-08 - Complete

40. Sorry, It Won't Work Out Between Us reviews

A cheesy love rectangle story featuring Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Luann van Houten, and Patty Bouvier. Warning: contains slash duh and some mild violence.

Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-08 - Complete

41. A Fateful Encounter reviews

Based on Midnight Rx. Smithers' unconscious thoughts and what happens after he comes to. Warning: includes hypothetical slash

Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete

42. 50 Haikus for 50 Characters reviews

5, 7, 5. Again and again. 50 times to be precise. My extended list of favorite characters from the Simpsons will give plenty to read. Everyone I love is on this list, from Smithers all the way down to Brandine.

Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete

43. Fractured

Moe owes all his misfortune to his face, and tries to remove it from view at all costs. WARNING: Some sexual themes and suicidal thoughts involved.

Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Published: 7-30-08 - Complete

44. Wiggum and the Wolf reviews

Clancy and Ralphie are planning a father-son camping trip. But the problem occurs when a "big doggie" mistakes Clancy for a literal pig.

Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-08 - Complete

45. Ned vs the Seven Deadly Sins » reviews

Anastasia, an angel, comes from the sky to tell Ned Flanders about the prophecy he must fulfill-to cleanse the town of Springfield of avatars of the seven Cardinal Sins. Includes minor swearing, mild slash, a character death, and some sexual themes.

Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,463 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-28-08 - Complete

46. Thoughtless reviews

Waylon Smithers was drunk that night, and what he did to Montgomery Burns would surely have a negative impact on their relationship. Contains strong allusions to sexual assault and some offensive language.

Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-28-08 - Complete

47. Day Under the Sun » reviews

The picnic at Lake Springfield seemed perfect at the time, but when the billionaire and his assistant get drunk, their cake goes missing, causing all sorts of new surprises. Warning: includes slash, mild language, and some sexual themes

Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,223 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 7-24-08 - Complete

48. Manipulation reviews

After a heart-to-heart with Soren, Gatrie realizes that Shinon has been using his below average mind to his advantage. But how will this epiphany affect Shinon's life? Rated T for mild language and some sexual themes. Contains support spoilers.

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-07 - Shinon & Gatrie - Complete

49. Sleeping Suicide 2 reviews

Stefan gets a little jealous of Ike's situation. Direct sequal to Sleeping Suicide. IkeXSoren, onesided StefanXSoren. WARNING: Contains sexual themes and minor swearing. And spoilers!

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-5-06 - Stefan & Soren - Complete

50. Sleeping Suicide reviews

Soren hurts a lot and is desperate to stop the pain whether his waking mind likes it or not. IkeXSoren, one sided StefanXSoren. WARNING: Contains graphic depictions of violence, spoilers.

Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-5-06 - Soren - Complete

51. Up North reviews

Coach Z wants to see his mother again after a long time. He invites the gang to come along. Rated PG for Coach Z being himself.

Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-22-05

52. Pathetic Private » reviews

Strong Sad gets drafted in the war wouldn'ta been my first choice! Rated K for halfcensored cuss words and mild blasphemy.

Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-13-05 - Published: 2-16-05

53. Concession Stand of Horrors » reviews

A carefully thought out parody of the 1986 musical version of "Little Shop of Horrors." Please read and review.

Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-7-05 - Published: 3-9-05 - Complete

54. Cracky's Poetry Corner reviews

When Crackotage gets a gig at a coffee house, only the other Cheat Commandos can stop Blue Laser! It's told by Gunhaver, and I personally have nothing against Cockneys.

Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-17-05 - Complete

55. Strong Bad Goes to the Moon reviews

He's been yearnin' and now it's time! The Cheat thinks it's a bad idea and so does everyone else.

Homestar Runner - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-05 - Complete

56. More Bravo than Bravo reviews

When Pom Pom comes to town, Johnny Bravo gets totally jealous. That wannabe! Homestar Runner Johnny Bravo crossover. Rated PG to be safe.

Crossover - Homestar Runner & Johnny Bravo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-05 - Complete