| GOLD fish 945 |
Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. Hi. I'm Kati. I'm 17 years old. I'm in 11th grade. My school's mascot is a guy in a skirt. Hawt. I like to write fanfiction, obviously. I like to read Harry Potter and the Twilight series fanfiction. That's about it. That's pretty much all I write too. I love music. I play the flute in my school's marching band. I'm learning to play the oboe and piano. I suck at both. I love vampires, no matter what kind of lore you can think of. Fangs or no, bitten or sharing blood, whatever. Gimme. I love to read. Twilight, HP, Lord of the Rings, City of Bones, Jane Austen, Great and Terrible Beauty, and more. I don't LOVE TV, but there are some DAMN good shows out there. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, New Amsterdam, America's Next Top Model, American Idol, Angel, What Not to Wear. By the way, my goal in life is to grow about six more inches, lose like 30 pounds, and kick ass at ANTM with Kelsey as my runner up. Yeah. It's totally gonna happen. I wish I could talk like a British person from the 1700's and not sound weird and not have people think I'm totally crazy. I also wish that life could be all firecrackers and cupcakes, but, as Mr. Brydon says, it cannot. I would also enjoy a nice brownie. Regarding Harry Potter - Remus/Sirius is my OTP. Slash is adorable. H/G & R/Hr! (RL/NT can suck it.) Snape needs some love too, by the way. May the Prince live on in our hearts forever. Severus Snape: 1960-1997. He'd Sectumsempra your ass. I expect the usual from movie 6 - to be excited, and then completely let down. XP My Harry Potter stories: Regarding Twilight - Any pairing besides Bella/Edward bores me. But stuff like Jasper/Alice and Esme/Carlisle is okay sometimes. Do not tell me you hate Jacob Black, because he is adorable and amazing in every way. My in-order favorites of the three books (so far) are (1) New Moon (2) Eclipse (3) Twilight. Yes, I'm sure you think I'm insane for liking New Moon best, but I do. And obviously it's not like I don't like Twilight. I love Twilight. It's just not my favorite of the series. -smile- The movie sucked. XD Except Jasper. He was hot. Also Breaking Dawn is not even allowed on the list of the series, because it sucked balls and I can't believe Stephenie Meyer calls herself an author after publishing that piece of crap. = My Twilight stories: Yeah, you should also check out my fictionpress account, since I finally have something up there. Except some other stuff there sometime in the relatively near future. (http/www.fictionpress.com/u/578659/GOLD_fish_945) Yep, I'm talented. NOTE: I'm putting my disclaimer here so I don't have to on all my stories. Of the characters I use, I own very few of them. The characters and settings from the Harry Potter series and the Twilight series do not belong to me. | |||||||||||
1. Extraordinary » reviews2nd Gen-Emily Jones knows nothing of her family's exciting past. She falls through the barrier and discovers a world full of new sights, sounds, and sensations. R&R OCxSMHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-09 - Published: 4-17-08 - OC & Scorpius M.2. Fake » reviewsTwo girls come to Hogwarts in the Marauder's 7th year. One is Slytherin, the other Gryffindor. They become close to the Irish Gryffindor, Andrea, but hate the American Slytherin, Fiona. A sudden tragedy befalls Remus, and who is to blame? JPLE RLSBOCHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,828 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 8-7-07 - James P. & Remus L.3. Be Safe reviewsIt's Christmas, and I know I'm not particularly excited for the two weeks I've got alone in the house with nothing to do. NEWMOON Bella takes a ride to Port Angeles to get Charlie's X-mas present and gets a little more then she expects from the ride. R&RTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-30-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete4. Thick, Woolen Socks reviewsWhat do you see when you look in the mirror? I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks. It was only when he was back in bed that it struck Harry that Dumbledore may not have been quite truthful. R&R DDxGG SLASH What he sees in the mirror.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-26-08 - Albus D. & Harry P. - Complete5. Touch reviewsTouch has always been my favorite of the five senses. My sight was changed. My hearing was changed. My sense of smell changed. I don’t even need to mention taste… and the way I spoke changed over time. But touch didn’t change at all. R&RTwilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-2-08 - Esme & Carlisle - Complete6. Ticklish reviewsTo avoid answering a question Bella's a bit uncomfortable with, she comes back with her own. "Are you... um... ticklish?" The result could only be excitement. BxE Vamp!BellaTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-29-08 - Complete7. Depression reviewsAfter Sirius pulls The Prank in their sixth year, Remus won't come anywhere near him. He falls into a terrifying depression, and realizes a few things about himself along the way. RLSB slashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,311 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-5-08 - James P. & Sirius B.8. Congratulations reviewsMy mind it kinda goes fast. I'll try to slow it down for you. I think I'd love to take a drive. I want to give you something I've been wanting to give to you for years. ExB Alice never had the vision, Edward never went to the Volturi. Bella's wedding day.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-5-08 - Complete9. The Triwizard Cup reviewsThe Third Task of the Triwizard Tournament is a maze. Ron is fascinated and excited for the final task. But where did Harry and Cedric go? GoF Ron's PoV Mild RWxHGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-30-08 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete10. Happy Birthday, Remus! reviewsRemus is turning 19, and Sirius has no idea what the hell to get him! Fluffy, rated T for language. Oneshot RLSB !slash!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-30-08 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete11. The Promise reviewsCharlie's PoV. "It's a good thing you're bulletproof. I'm going to need that ring. It's time to tell Charlie." ONESHOTTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-12-08 - Complete12. Some Twilight Fanfiction Ideas I’ve Had » reviewsThis is pretty much me venting some plotbunnies. All oneshots. Story 7 is up!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 3-17-0713. Simple Things reviewsAs Harry and Draco awake on a humid summer's day, Harry remembers everything that made everything as wonderful as it was now. HPxDM [Slash Warning.] R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-4-07 - Harry P. & Draco M.14. The Really Big, Huge, InterHouse Party reviewsSirius thinks up a fun way to end their sixth year. RLxSB Oneshot. SLASH.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-27-07 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete15. Malfoys Don't Love reviewsDraco Malfoy has always been told 'Malfoys don't love'. He meets the one person to change that. DMxOC. R&R. Begins in CoS.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-16-07 - Draco M. & Blaise Z. - Complete16. Which of You Will Be Dying This Year? reviewsThen you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favorite way of greeting a new class. [CEDRIC] R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-6-07 - Cedric D. & Sybill T. - Complete17. Silly Truth reviewsSince Edward and all the Cullens are so proper when Bella is around, we all assume that's how they are all the time. Here is a glimpse of the Cullen boys when the girls go on an outing. Oneshot.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 5-19-07 - Complete18. Another Life » reviewsRemus gives Harry a potion to show him what life would be like if Neville had been ‘The Chosen One.’ AU. HPxGW RLxSBHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 5-7-07 - Harry P. & Neville L.19. Coming Home » reviewsOver a year after Edward leaves Bella he gets news of Victoria and the Forks Werewolves. The Cullen family sets out to stop Victoria and get out of Forks as soon as possible. But even perfect plans have small problems. Edward POV. BxE.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 5-1-07 - Complete20. Is It Usual? reviewsBella asks Angela while they're dress shopping if it's usual for the Cullens to miss a lot of school. This is what Edward was doing that day.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-21-07 - Complete21. The Only One for Me » reviewsHermione thinks she and Harry have the perfect relationship. And they do, until Ron comes along. One hug can change the course of your life. R:Hr, H:G.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,973 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-19-06 - Published: 4-10-06 - Hermione G. & Ron W.22. Murder Me, Harry! reviewsParody from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie. Thank my brother if you actually think it's funny, because he gave me the idea. Harry kills some people, and aims for another! R&R.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-30-06 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete23. The Day I Realized I'm in Love with Remus Lupin » reviewsTitle says it all. The day Sirius realizes he's in love with Remus. RLxSB. R&R! Slash warning, don't like it, don't read it. COMPLETE.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 6-25-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete24. In The Past » reviewsHermione is sent back in time by accident in her seventh year. She meets the Marauders, and Snape in the past... and falls in love. But she has to go back, and what will he think of her in the future? R&R TIMETURNER FIC. hiatus.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,248 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 1-29-05 - Hermione G. & Lucius M.