Hi.

I'm Kati. I'm 16 years old. I'm in 11th grade. My school's mascot is a guy in a skirt. Hawt. I like to write fanfiction, obviously. I like to read Harry Potter and the Twilight series fanfiction. That's about it. That's pretty much all I write too. I love music. I play the flute in my school's marching band. I'm learning to play the oboe and piano. I suck at both. I love vampires, no matter what kind of lore you can think of. Fangs or no, bitten or sharing blood, whatever. Gimme. I love to read. Twilight, HP, Lord of the Rings, City of Bones, Jane Austen, Great and Terrible Beauty, and more. I don't LOVE TV, but there are some DAMN good shows out there. Buffy the Vampire Slayer, New Amsterdam, America's Next Top Model, American Idol, Angel, What Not to Wear.

By the way, my goal in life is to grow about six more inches, lose like 30 pounds, and kick ass at ANTM with Kelsey as my runner up. Yeah. It's totally gonna happen.

Regarding Harry Potter - Remus/Sirius is my OTP. Slash is adorable. H/G & R/Hr! (RL/NT can suck it.) Snape needs some love too, by the way. May the Prince live on in our hearts forever. Severus Snape: 1960-1997. He'd Sectumsempra your ass. Movie 6 promises to be really bad. They're making it "funny". Shoot me.

My Harry Potter stories:
-Another Life: On hiatus. I intend to finish it at some point. Harry PoV.
-Depression: Complete. RL/SB slash. James PoV.
-Extraordinary: On hiatus. I intend to finish this one at some point too. OC PoV.
-Fake: My main squeeze at the moment. James PoV.
-Happy Birthday Remus!: Complete. RL/SB slash. Sirius PoV.
-In The Past: On hiatus. I'm unlikely to finish this ever. Hermione PoV.
-Make Me Thinner: On hiatus. Continuation is unlikely, but possible. Ginny PoV. Diary form.
-Malfoys Don't Love: Complete. DM/OC. Draco PoV.
-Murder Me, Harry!: Complete. Completely retarded. Harry PoV.
-Nervous: Complete. Old. JP/LE. James PoV.
-Simple Things: Complete. HP/DM slash. Harry PoV.
-The Day I Realized I'm in Love with Remus Lupin: Complete. RL/SB slash. Sirius PoV.
-The Night of the Prophecy: Complete. First fic ever. Surprisingly un-sucky. DD PoV.
-The Only One for Me: On hiatus. Unlikely to finish. Hermione PoV.
-The Really Big, Huge, InterHouse Party: Complete. RL/SB slash. Awesome, if I do say so myself. Remus PoV.
-The Triwizard Cup: Complete. Book 4 ending - Ron's PoV.
-Thick, Woolen Socks: Complete. DD/GG slash. Missing moment, book one. DD PoV.
-Which of You Will Be Dying This Year?: Complete. Cedric PoV.

Regarding Twilight - Any pairing besides Bella/Edward bores me. But stuff like Jasper/Alice and Esme/Carlisle is okay sometimes. Do not tell me you hate Jacob Black, because he is adorable and amazing in every way. My in-order favorites of the three books (so far) are (1) New Moon (2) Eclipse (3) Twilight. Yes, I'm sure you think I'm insane for liking New Moon best, but I do. And obviously it's not like I don't like Twilight. I love Twilight. It's just not my favorite of the series. -smile- I'm uber excited for the movie, and I can't believe that I'm actually really happy with the casting for Edward (Robert Pattinson) and Bella (Kristen Stewart). The rest of the casting has, expectedly, come up short, particularly Esme and Carlisle.

My Twilight stories:
-Amnesia: On hiatus. Kinda lame. Bella PoV.
-Coming Home: Complete. Edward PoV. Best Twilight story, if you ask me.
-Congratulations: Complete. Edward/Bella PoV.
-Is It Usual?: Bella PoV. Boring. Complete.
-Silly Truth: Really weird. Complete.
-Some Twilight Fanfiction Ideas I've Had: Oneshots. Various PoV.
-The Promise: Charlie PoV. I think it's pretty good.
-The Worst Possible Ending to Breaking Dawn: Please only read this if you have a good sense of humor.
-Ticklish: This is bizarre. Bella PoV.
-Touch: Cute, fluffy fic with a cute twist at the end.

I wish I could talk like a British person from the 1700's and not sound weird and not have people think I'm totally crazy. I also wish that life could be all firecrackers and cupcakes, but, as Mr. Brydon says, it cannot. I would also enjoy a nice brownie.

Yeah, you should also check out my fictionpress account, since I finally have something up there. Except some other stuff there sometime in the relatively near future. (http/www.fictionpress.com/u/578659/GOLD_fish_945) Yep, I'm talented.

NOTE: I'm putting my disclaimer here so I don't have to on all my stories.

Of the characters I use, I own very few of them. The characters and settings from the Harry Potter series and the Twilight series do not belong to me.

ALSO NOTE: Please don't read The Worst Ending to Breaking Dawn unless you're looking for something FUNNY and RANDOM. IT IS NOT WHAT I THINK WILL HAPPEN. IT IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO HAPPEN. I continuously get reviews telling me it's "creepy". Chill out, people. It's a joke.

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1. Be Safe reviews

It's Christmas, and I know I'm not particularly excited for the two weeks I've got alone in the house with nothing to do. NEWMOON Bella takes a ride to Port Angeles to get Charlie's X-mas present and gets a little more then she expects from the ride. R&R

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-30-08

2. Thick, Woolen Socks reviews

What do you see when you look in the mirror? I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks. It was only when he was back in bed that it struck Harry that Dumbledore may not have been quite truthful. R&R DDxGG SLASH What he sees in the mirror.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 7-26-08

3. Fake » reviews

Two girls come to Hogwarts in the Marauder's 7th year. One is Slytherin, the other Gryffindor. They become close to the Irish Gryffindor, Andrea, but hate the American Slytherin, Fiona. A sudden tragedy befalls Remus, and who is to blame? JPLE RLSBOC

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,581 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-9-08 - Published: 8-7-07

4. Touch reviews

Touch has always been my favorite of the five senses. My sight was changed. My hearing was changed. My sense of smell changed. I don’t even need to mention taste… and the way I spoke changed over time. But touch didn’t change at all. R&R

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 7-2-08

5. The Worst Possible Ending to Breaking Dawn reviews

If Stephenie Meyer does anything like this, I think we can all agree that her end will be drawn out and painful.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 6-2-08 - Published: 6-2-08

6. Ticklish reviews

To avoid answering a question Bella's a bit uncomfortable with, she comes back with her own. "Are you... um... ticklish?" The result could only be excitement. BxE Vamp!Bella

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 5-29-08

7. Depression reviews

After Sirius pulls The Prank in their sixth year, Remus won't come anywhere near him. He falls into a terrifying depression, and realizes a few things about himself along the way. RLSB slash

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,311 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08

8. Congratulations reviews

My mind it kinda goes fast. I'll try to slow it down for you. I think I'd love to take a drive. I want to give you something I've been wanting to give to you for years. ExB Alice never had the vision, Edward never went to the Volturi. Bella's wedding day.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 5-5-08

9. The Triwizard Cup reviews

The Third Task of the Triwizard Tournament is a maze. Ron is fascinated and excited for the final task. But where did Harry and Cedric go? GoF Ron's PoV Mild RWxHG

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-30-08

10. Extraordinary reviews

2nd Gen-Emily Jones knows nothing of her family's exciting past. She falls through the barrier and discovers a world full of new sights, sounds, and sensations. R&R OCxSM

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-08 - Published: 4-17-08

11. Happy Birthday, Remus! reviews

Remus is turning 19, and Sirius has no idea what the hell to get him! Fluffy, rated T for language. Oneshot RLSB !slash!

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 3-30-08

12. The Promise reviews

Charlie's PoV. "It's a good thing you're bulletproof. I'm going to need that ring. It's time to tell Charlie." ONESHOT

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-12-08 - Published: 2-12-08

13. Amnesia » reviews

She wakes up in a strange house, full of strange people, who say strange things. She doesn't remember who she is, or what she wants, or why she feels so weird. She knows she wasn't like this before, and she wants to know what made her different.

Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-3-08 - Published: 2-2-08

14. Some Twilight Fanfiction Ideas I’ve Had » reviews

This is pretty much me venting some plotbunnies. All oneshots. Story 7 is up!

Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-6-08 - Published: 3-17-07

15. Simple Things reviews

As Harry and Draco awake on a humid summer's day, Harry remembers everything that made everything as wonderful as it was now. HPxDM [Slash Warning.] R&R.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 8-4-07

16. The Really Big, Huge, InterHouse Party reviews

Sirius thinks up a fun way to end their sixth year. RLxSB Oneshot. SLASH.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,506 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 7-27-07

17. Make Me Thinner reviews

She has a problem and she knows it, but she can't stop. It feels better to be thin then it feels to be eating. GWxHP R&R

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-20-07

18. Malfoys Don't Love reviews

Draco Malfoy has always been told 'Malfoys don't love'. He meets the one person to change that. DMxOC. R&R. Begins in CoS.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-16-07 - Published: 7-16-07

19. Which of You Will Be Dying This Year? reviews

Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favorite way of greeting a new class. [CEDRIC] R&R

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-6-07 - Published: 7-6-07

20. Silly Truth reviews

Since Edward and all the Cullens are so proper when Bella is around, we all assume that's how they are all the time. Here is a glimpse of the Cullen boys when the girls go on an outing. Oneshot.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-19-07

21. Another Life » reviews

Remus gives Harry a potion to show him what life would be like if Neville had been ‘The Chosen One.’ AU. HPxGW RLxSB

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 5-7-07

22. Coming Home » reviews

Over a year after Edward leaves Bella he gets news of Victoria and the Forks Werewolves. The Cullen family sets out to stop Victoria and get out of Forks as soon as possible. But even perfect plans have small problems. Edward POV. BxE.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,462 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 5-1-07

23. Is It Usual? reviews

Bella asks Angela while they're dress shopping if it's usual for the Cullens to miss a lot of school. This is what Edward was doing that day.

Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 2-21-07

24. The Only One for Me » reviews

Hermione thinks she and Harry have the perfect relationship. And they do, until Ron comes along. One hug can change the course of your life. R:Hr, H:G.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,973 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-19-06 - Published: 4-10-06

25. Murder Me, Harry! reviews

Parody from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie. Thank my brother if you actually think it's funny, because he gave me the idea. Harry kills some people, and aims for another! R&R.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 7-30-06

26. The Day I Realized I'm in Love with Remus Lupin » reviews

Title says it all. The day Sirius realizes he's in love with Remus. RLxSB. R&R! Slash warning, don't like it, don't read it. COMPLETE.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 6-25-06

27. In The Past » reviews

Hermione is sent back in time by accident in her seventh year. She meets the Marauders, and Snape in the past... and falls in love. But she has to go back, and what will he think of her in the future? R&R TIMETURNER FIC. hiatus.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,248 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 1-29-05

28. Nervous » reviews

James has been waiting forever for this moment, and it's finally come. JPLE mild RLSB slash.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-17-05 - Published: 6-16-05

29. The Night of the Prophecy reviews

Albus Dumbledore and a Divination applicant have an interesting conversation back in the 70's.

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-15-04 - Published: 12-15-04