Jessa L'Rynn
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Author has written 100 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Labyrinth, and Pretender.

Dear Russell... How COULD you let this happen?


The House of Ravenclaw "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."


After repeated and persistent failure to deal with these thudding plot bunnies, I have found a group to help people like me, people who cannot walk out their front doors without being assaulted by bunnies. This LJ Community, The Bunnies Have the Phone Box, is an adoption agency for plot bunnies of all shapes and sizes. We call it DWPlotBunnies for short.

Welcome to the Challenges of the Month. This month's challenges are available on DWPlotbunnies and responses should be linked there - or PM me and I'll link them.

August Challenge 1: Party Crashing... Take a set-up or episode from your favorite television show, a scene from your favorite movie, or a part of your favorite book. Insert the Doctor Who characters of your choice. They can pop in to visit the main characters or replace the characters entirely, it's up to you. Be creative in your interpretation or stick exactly to the script (but explain how you've made the DW characters play this way, of course.)


August Challenge 2: Vacation...
You will need the companion or companions of your choice and a Doctor, also of your choice. Take them on the summertime adventure you loved best as a child, be it a road trip, a cook out, a day at the beach, a night out with the fire flies. You will need lemonade, boxed snack food, and something sticky. Bonus points if something unlikely is described as the meaning of life.


For the month of October 2008, a group of us worked on a round robin entitled "I Miss My Mind the Most". The group involved is Silver Wolf 07, Olfactory_Ventriloquism, Kathryn Shadow, The Chibi's Are Stalking Me, Isis the Spinx, NewDrWhoFan, and my barking mad self. Published daily under the user name "OctoberProject". Now cross-posted by the same name on Teaspoon. Please read and review.

For October 2009, the group increased its membership and went to work on a story-teller project called "Companionable Tales". In addition to the previously mentioned membership, we added cordelia_lear, GSRgirlforever, Rynne, and TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel.

For October of 2010... we'll see.


The basis of the religion of the Discordians, as mentioned in Kallisti, is true. I have decorated it at the edges to make it work as a system of government, but the majority of the groundwork is not my own. It was invented or discovered or revealed, or whatever you would call it when Eris makes a major scene, to two gentlemen who came to call themselves Malaclypse the Younger and Lord Omar Ravenhurst, known respectively as Mal-2 and Omar for short. The Principia Discordia is available publicly and you are welcome to distribute it as the goddess so annoys you, due to the fact that all rights have been reversed. Omar's opus has been on several misadventures, and I'm not sure anyone ever saw it - possibly even Omar, but don't tell him I said that.

Kallisti is based on the planet Malaclypse, second planet out from a star known as Discordia on local stellar maps, and orbited by a single large moon (which isn't actually a moon, but in fact a twin planet) called Omar. A nearby system houses the Planetary Confederation of Colonies, four terra-formed worlds, three of which are gone now, the survivor of which is Zydrestra. They took and crammed the names of all the original colonies and their sub-colonies together to come up with a name for themselves, hence the inelegant nature of their collective name and the Discordian tendency to simply refer to them as Greyfaces.

Further information will be added as it comes to me.


About my Doctor Who work

I have been writing Doctor Who since I could hold a pen, which is more than twenty-five years. I have worked with a LOT of theories over the years. I have also shot down quite a few, helped people cobble together a few, and ditched more than my fair share as something shot them full of holes.

-Lungbarrow: The Lungbarrow hypothesis and story arch are, to put it plainly, a wreck.

1) Time Lords have never shown signs of being anything but thoroughly superior beings, by their own opinions. They are not subject to primitive anything, and I sincerely doubt something like a "Pythia Curse" could or would work on them, never mind make sense of them in any way. It involves superstitions, which they are against. It involves religion, which they don't particularly have, it involves a curse, which is magic, which they do not believe in. All in all, that's done that in.

2) Watch the end of "The Five Doctors". In this episode, Rassilon unravels the entirety of five scrambled time-lines for the Doctors, plus any of Susan's or Romana's that may have been effected. He sorts out the TARDISes, sends four of the five Doctors back where they belong, turns the bad guy into a marble statue of a bad guy and, for an encore, zaps the Master back out into time and space where - I quote - "His sins will find their punishment in due time". It's very impressive, no matter how you look at it. Then, there's the fact that he did EVERY LAST BIT OF THIS while LYING STONE DEAD on his plinth. It's pretty obvious that he was a god - a being whose will is reality. If he was a god, and if he was a bad guy, as Lungbarrow maintains, there is NO WAY he could have been removed from power. He had to have stepped down voluntarily.

3) The "Other" committed suicide to make a political point. This is something the Doctor would NEVER do. First of all, because it is a useless waste of life and, more importantly, because there's no way to be dead and fix things if something goes wrong with the plan.

4) No matter how similar your genetics, even one generation is likely to run from an unknown descendent. See Pete Tyler II for details. No way would someone pick up a stray child from a zillion years ago referring to them as "grandfather".

5) I think this is the most important. The entire House had reduced themselves to a bunch of blind moles grubbing in the dirt to a sorceress's whims. There has never been any proof that Time Lords are likely to do something so utterly, unfathomably insane as this. Ever.

6) Lungbarrow is a decidedly ugly word. The Doctor is a decidedly beautiful concept. No way the two go together.

The "Half-Human on my Mother's Side" theory:

I don't buy this one simply because there has never, ever been anything in the canon to support it in any way, shape, or form. I think the easiest way to write it off is the Mirror of Erised effect. The Master saw in the Eye what he wanted to see - proof that he was superior to the Doctor. The Doctor knew what the Master saw and went with it. We actually have no idea what he WOULD have told Grace. He told her "I'm half-human" with a witness and, if it were true, the Doctor NEVER would have mentioned it where he could have been overheard by, say, Torchwood, UNIT, LINDA, or the bloke listening to them. I like my Doctor a nice, complex, and complete alien. So sue me.

Oh, well, this one's been cleared up. I suppose.

My own theory:

Every manageable detail of my own theory is woven into the story "A Long History". The paired stories "How He Loved Her" and "When You're Older" are directly linked to "A Long History". "Wayward Son" should also be considered perfectly in keeping with this. "Relics of Eternity", the full-length sequel, begins posting as of January 1, 2009.

The following have references to the "Long History" 'verse (hey, I created a 'verse, am I cool, now?) and should be considered "semi-official" as opposed to completely official:

-Earliest known sighting of any of it: "A Week in the Life"

-Based on some of the ideas, but not completely official: "Kallisti", "They Wouldn't Dare", Chapters 5 & 8 of "The Ends"

-Makes vague mention: "Different Morality", "Wiggle Room"

-Doesn't contradict and doesn't interfere with stated canon, call it mostly official: "Misadventures in Babysitting"

-Hint, Hint: "A Member of the Wedding"

The following stories are outside of the "Long History" 'verse:

-Random: "To Tell the Truth", "Doctor Pan", any chapter EXCEPT 5 & 8 of "The Ends", "Kissing Candies", and "Is This the Part?"

-Holiday Reunions, just for fun: "Wishful Thinking", "If Found Please Return"

-Honestly disgusting if "A Long History" is taken into account: "Paying for It"

My Playground:

-"The Random Factor" - Anything can happen there. Absolutely ANYTHING.

Completely AU:

-"Never Quite Normal" - an AU take on the Ninth Doctor, working in collaboration with Olfactory Ventriloquism. This takes one theory that does show in "A Long History" and expands it exponentially, but it is not in any way related to any of my other stories. It's also rated "M" for a list of very good reasons. And I love it, VERY much!

-!-Never Quite Normal is currently nominated for Round II of the "Children of Time" awards in the WIP category. We're completely thrilled and very grateful. -!-

The link to Pairadox Timeline is here

The link to Rose's flowers is HERE


I did not want to be a shipper. I've been a Doctor Who fan for eons, and it just wasn't about the romance. It was about the other stuff. However, with the words "I create myself", I became an indelible Doctor/Rose shipper. I always will be, and nothing can change that. But I'm done, now. No more Doctor romance for me. I'll take plot and bad aliens and craziness, please. The romance wasn't necessary for 35 years, so we can stop now.


I have now acquired an account on Teaspoon. Yay, me! There is currently one work there that is not also present here, called "Tangled Up In Blue". Take alook.

I also seem to have a Live Journal. Everything I publish goes there with the single exception of NQS.


Current saying for the edification of the masses:

"If I had time to do half the things I wanted to do, I'd still not have enough time!"


BILLBOARD NOTICE: I have started a C2 for the funniest HP fics on FFNET. Mostly Canon or canon-esque, there are a few parodies too funny to leave off, and the very best humorous one-shots.

You will find there such authors as the delightfully ecstatic Charmingly-Holly, the whimsical twists of Cogit8or, the brilliant wit of Evadne, the mind-bending, dark humor of Ruskbyte, and of course, one of the funniest unfinished fanfics of all time, "Rebellion" by Tatra Megami.

If you think your fic or someone else's belongs on this list, please let me know.


1. Many Waters reviews
"Many waters cannot quench love, nor can the floods drown it." From that dark, dark universe where Donna Noble never turned left.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-13-11 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
2. The Random Factor » reviews
Behind a secret door, there is a being of whimsy and mystique. Open that door and anything can happen, anything at all. A storehouse of wonder and mad ideas, take a peek inside, if you dare. No two adventures are the same and it's still not mine.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,421 - Reviews: 174 - Updated: 8-11-11 - Published: 6-23-08
3. Other Lives » reviews
"You run, I chase. That choice was made for us a long time ago." But what if it wasn't? Other choices, other lives.
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-10-11 - Published: 7-26-11 - Jarod & Miss Parker
4. Damsel in Distress reviews
The Doctor couldn't remember how he got wherever he was. He remembered the bar, and the drinks. And now, he's surrounded by tiny aliens who do not live in the real world. Where they do live is a mystery, as well as how he's to escape them.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-9-11 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
5. Not Just Skating Through » reviews
Toby's field trip isn't going to be any fun if he doesn't have a chaperone, and Sarah absolutely can't be there. Enter the Williams' siblings Knight or King in Shining or glittery Armor. Part of the 'Remind Me' 'verse.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-7-11 - Published: 7-29-11 - Jareth & Sarah
6. The Urgent Appointment reviews
"The Doctor said the TARDIS was telling him he had an urgent appointment," Adric said. "He claimed she was completely frantic about it, then came running out here."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-5-11 - 5th Doctor & Tegan J. - Complete
7. Business Centre » reviews
Any place with this many sublevels is bound to have it's own division of hell...
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-22-11 - Published: 7-21-11 - Sydney & Miss Parker
8. The Scenario and the Solution » reviews
It's the classic scenario: mix one batch of alien scientists, one prison cell with no amenities, one pink-and-yellow human companion, and one angry Time Lord with big ears and a leather jacket. Instant explosion: just add cliche.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,518 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 7-18-11 - Published: 9-7-08 - 9th Doctor & Rose T.
9. Interview reviews
A boy meets a portrait...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-15-11 - Albus S. P. & Severus S. - Complete
10. Day in the Park reviews
There's a child sitting there, a very little child, and she's watching Rose with the intensity of someone who saw someone else materialize out of thin air.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-27-11 - Rose T. - Complete
11. Handstands » reviews
Rose takes a tumble and the Doctor falls with her. Together, they fall farther.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-9-11 - Published: 1-2-11 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
12. Wait reviews
The Doctor is having a tricky time staying on topic. Well, he can stay on topic, but it might not be a topic he's supposed to be on.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,883 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-2-11 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.
13. Toward Peace reviews
The new creatures were half-chaos, half-neurosis; half-Kaled, half-human. But their sound chirped and jangled and throbbed inside the Doctor's skull. A new-born, mongrel race and it was... Oh, it was fantastic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-10 - 10th Doctor & Martha J.
14. Other Plans reviews
The Doctor's in trouble and Rose is only trying to help him. Her plan goes awry, but the Doctor makes sure she's fine with that.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-7-10 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
15. Fortune Cookie reviews
"Shh," the Doctor whispers... "Not a sound, now, not one word."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-5-10 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.
16. Torchwood Weddings reviews
Rose wasn't marrying Torchwood, she was marrying the Doctor, but that actually made the aliens about fifty times more likely to show up. Add that she herself was THE Rose Tyler, and it was nearly inevitable that they'd be there before the minister.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-7-10 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
17. Handful of Sand With Kisses reviews
Even people who can live their lives together run into this sort of thing, even when they've been married for years. It's going to happen to us, and all the more often because I've lived so long without you... Set during School Reunion...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-25-10 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
18. More Powerful Than Facts reviews
The Doctor and Rose meet a fairytale both familiar and strange. The Rules all apply, from the Law of Threes to the Storytellers' Creed. All they need to do is... wish.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 6-22-10 - 10th Doctor & Jareth - Complete
19. Sunday, Domestic reviews
This time, when he said, "I am so impressive," Rose had to hold her breath. He didn't say it defensively, like he had a reputation to uphold. He said it firmly, assertively, like it was an unshakable fact...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-21-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
20. Storm Song reviews
Rose used to think there wasn't a word that sounded quite right to describe him. She likes calling him Doctor, likes the way it sounds and feels, likes what it says about him. It fits him better than a name, this title that he's made his own.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 6-20-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
21. Viking Invasion » reviews
A resort in the middle of no where gets a few unexpected guests. And then a few more. The Doctor, Jack, and Rose are in for an adventure.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,243 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 6-3-10 - Published: 8-17-09 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
22. Flirting With Disaster » reviews
A little voice inside the Master's head pointed out that destroying the Doctor would make the rest of eternity a very, very boring place, but it was quickly drowned out by the all encompassing sound of drums.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,368 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-23-10 - Published: 5-14-10 - 9th Doctor & The Master - Complete
23. The Cookie Incident reviews
Sarah could wander through a Labyrinth that was designed purely to celebrate her, and then she could come to her King and... Toby gave a high-pitched shriek and tugged hard on Jareth's hair. A prequel to "Remind Me."
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-8-10 - Jareth & Sarah
24. Being Bad in Boston reviews
Rose Tyler, dressed in the traditional finery of a lady of quality for the time period, was standing in an alley with her eyes tightly closed, a blissful little smile on her face. When she said "standing", what she meant was "tied up".
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-8-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T.
25. Theft of Symbols reviews
There's two opposite feelings in the Doctor's coat: wicked rebellion, and absolute safety. The girls and the club and the drinks and the laughter represent the world she's left behind, and the coat represents every thing she wants for her future.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-14-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T.
26. In Defiance » reviews
It's been a year from hell, under the thumb of a madman. What starts with a prayer and a small group of ragtag survivors has implications for great and terrible changes at the end. Cordelia Lear's winning bid for the last Support Stacie Auction.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,850 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 4-14-10 - Published: 3-16-10 - Jack H. & The Master - Complete
27. Just One of Those Days reviews
It's one of those days, one of those adventures, and the Doctor knows it when he and Rose are arrested for what they're wearing. Where they are and where he thought they'd be are two different places and today's reaction is dangerous amusement.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-14-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T.
28. Rose's Fable » reviews
An outtake from Misadventures in Babysitting. Rose Tyler is overheard telling a perfect bedtime story to a sleepy young Jack in answer to his question.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-28-10 - Published: 3-27-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
29. Alternating Reality reviews
The Doctor is burning, his hearts and his love, bound up in the dancing flame that is the woman who holds all three. The Time War is ending again, and she has given him that, along with all the very best of her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-25-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T.
30. Girls' Night In reviews
Fed up and frustrated, Rose decides to watch a familiar old movie with the TARDIS... Things progress rather unexpectedly from there.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-24-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
31. Show Me Some Spock reviews
Anything he can do, I can do better..." -the Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 2-28-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
32. The Light Fantastic reviews
She is always with you and this is where you have always belonged and this is how you survived the war. This is how you survived all wars, how you came to this place, how you will come to every place you ever are.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-28-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
33. The Room reviews
When the Room first appeared, the Doctor stared at it in horror and ordered his ship to put it away again. Based on the drawing by Alizarin Skies.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-28-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
34. Detailed Instructions reviews
In the right hand corner, there was a tiny, tiny little red word and an arrow. Rose sauntered off to find the Doctor. She was probably going to get into trouble, but her life was just like that. After all, who was she to ignore such detailed instructions?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-27-10 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
35. Remind Me reviews
... of the babe. What babe? The babe with the power. What power? The power to point out to the adults in his life that there are better things than fairy tale endings... Maybe he can get through to them at long last.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-15-10 - Jareth & Toby - Complete
36. Any Old Storm in a Port reviews
The Doctor sends Rose away while he goes to handle something he won't tell her about. She asks to visit a party she missed during her first trip with the Doctor. Danger brings an unexpected meeting. Sequel to Double Crossing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,252 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 2-13-10 - 8th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
37. Worth reviews
Maybe he couldn't tell her, the Doctor realized. Maybe he would never be able to tell her, would never find the right words, would never find the right chance. But maybe, just maybe, he could show her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 2-12-10 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
38. Tech Support reviews
The Doctor has to rescue the damsel in distress, but she's already well on the way to rescuing herself. He ends up handling a technical support call instead.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-25-09 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
39. Double Crossing » reviews
The Doctor is out of his depth. The Doctor is wondering what he could possibly be thinking. The companions are having the time of their lives. Two threats at once lead to a complicated situation. ZephyrFox's request for July II.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,370 - Reviews: 392 - Updated: 12-25-09 - Published: 7-29-08 - 10th Doctor & 7th Doctor - Complete
40. The Oracle of the Twelve Nights reviews
Koschei and Zedric mean to sneak out to get into a particular sort of trouble. Their youngest and most troublesome classmate tries to join them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-9-09 - 1st Doctor & The Master - Complete
41. Rassilon's Treatise of Talismans » reviews
Rose found it in a small used book store and, with effort, brought it home. Her acquisition has repercussions.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 10-19-09 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
42. Relics of Eternity » reviews
There is a long history between them, the truth of it hidden in the pages of Time long passed. Where even memory is lost, only remnants survive, tribute to a forever unrealized. Everything has its time. Especially this.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,043 - Reviews: 203 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 1-1-09 - Rose T.
43. Wrapped Up In You reviews
The one thing Rose forgot - the only thing - was that where there's truth - the Doctor actually needing to sleep, for example - there are also consequences.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-13-09 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
44. Just Like That » reviews
...Time's in flux. Your cozy little world could be rewritten, just like that... A rewrite of The Unquiet Dead for the Time in Flux Ficathon.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-13-09 - Published: 9-12-09 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
45. Time Lords and Tour Guides reviews
Then one day, over a plate of chips, they suddenly became very interesting. A University lecture tour becomes an issue for the Doctor and Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 8-30-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
46. At the Pressing of the Button » reviews
They just appeared in the TARDIS, a golden haired little girl and an oddly familiar little boy. Now, Rose Tyler and the Doctor have two mysterious kids, Jackie Tyler, and who knows what else on their hands. Birthday gift for Tardisistheonlywaytotravel
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,210 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 8-17-09 - Published: 7-26-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
47. Missed a Spot reviews
Rose, at least, has been afraid... She's been too grateful and giddy to ask for more. Right now, she's getting more whether she likes it or not...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-7-09 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
48. Alone and Devastated, HeartBroken and Unconvinced reviews
Two months had passed and there was nothing. If Rose had found him, she had died of what she'd found. The Doctor was probably dead of it as well, because Jackie couldn't believe that the man would bury her daughter on some forgotten moon.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-28-09 - Jackie T. & Romana III - Complete
49. Where Forever Starts reviews
A Birthday Fic for NewDrWhoFan. The journey ends, and the Doctor and Rose are still there. Right there, where they were, with the words that have never been spoken. AU SE/JE with no spontaneous generation of bonus Time Lords.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-26-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
50. After the Wedding » reviews
The aliens didn't invade until after Jack said "I now pronounce you man and wife." But before "You may kiss the bride." Part of the "Tomorrow is Yesterday" 'Verse.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-5-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
51. Bardic Tale » reviews
Why does Elizabeth I want the Doctor's head on a platter? After Journey's End, the Doctor tries to find out, but misses. He's going to get his answer, in this AU story worthy of the Bard himself. Or is it a tale told by an idiot? Mysterypoet's July II
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,736 - Reviews: 90 - Updated: 6-5-09 - Published: 8-14-08 - 10th Doctor & Donna N.
52. Being to Timelessness » reviews
Prequel to "As Its to Time". An ancient Gallifreyan ceremony involves the Last of the Time Lords, both of them, and friends.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-1-09 - Published: 5-31-09 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
53. Beauty and the Bead reviews
In which a glass bead solves everything, and a beaded dress inspires a Time Lord.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-3-09 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
54. Future Perfect reviews
One of these days, Rose Tyler is going to do that thing she does with her tongue once too often, and the Doctor is not going to be responsible for his actions.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-3-09 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
55. Alive reviews
She, Rose Tyler, was miraculously alive, and he loved her, and even this crazy, desperate hug couldn't bring her close enough.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-3-09 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
56. The Enigma Variations » reviews
Like the musical work that gives this piece its title, every story in this collection is a variation on a theme. You know the theme; what you don't know is the song. Every song can tell a story, and these are just some of the stories they tell.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,309 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 4-4-09 - Published: 12-22-08
57. Never Quite Normal » reviews
He can't abide his face in the mirror or the memory of what he has done. The silence has made him insane and the insanity has made him dangerous. At the end of the Time War, the Doctor takes drastic steps, with the help of friends old and new. Nine AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 153,710 - Reviews: 775 - Updated: 3-19-09 - Published: 4-15-08 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
58. As Its to Time » reviews
Being a Time Lord has advantages. There are also some major disadvantages, and Rose and the Doctor are exploring those together in this AU story about some consequences in the lives of the Last of the Time Lords. And Jack. July II challenge by Nemo Sum.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 8-30-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
59. Bound and Determined reviews
The Doctor and Rose are having the usual: kidnapping, aliens, death threats, paradoxes, and theft. But when the aliens wise up and add an auction into the mix, things start to look a little difficult for the Doctor. Or maybe a little fantastic? 9/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 8-16-08 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
60. Simple Gifts » reviews
The Doctor knows what he is and what he did, what he always does. He has come to a decision, but when he stops to talk after Journey's End, a new Journey, to see the path behind him, begins. Response to Genne's request for July II.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 8-1-08 - 10th Doctor & Brigadier - Complete
61. A Member of the Wedding reviews
Another day, another domestic adventure for Rose and her Doctor. A Torchwood wedding, a discussion, some new/old friends, and a very enviable phone; just a few moments in the new new life of a new new Doctor. JE warning! July II challenge by Angelili.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-9-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
62. Wayward Son reviews
The Doctor doesn't believe in ghosts, not even ones sitting next to him in chip shops. Jack, Rose, and the Doctor visit Dystaria, where legend has it the walls between realities are thin. Whatever that means. July II for IsistheSphinx. No spoilers!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-8-08 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
63. The Star Child » reviews
The Doctor and Rose are given a command on the planet Rakku. Along with the command comes a bundle of heartache for the Doctor and, as time goes on, for Rose, too. Response to AFantasticRose's challenge for July II. No Spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 8-4-08 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
64. Just Ask reviews
A visit with old friends prompts a personal discussion for the Doctor. The prelude to a famous question. Response to the July II challenge from catyuy. No spoilers unless you're behind on Season Two.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-5-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
65. Wiggle Room reviews
Rose & the Doctor, a day in the life. With Jackie to watch over them, they have everything they could possibly need. Except wiggle room. This wasn't what they meant. Post-JE. A response to Dr. Spleenmeister's July II challenge.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-1-08 - Complete
66. The Voyage of Alternatives » reviews
A cruise liner acquires a stowaway. The lounge singer doesn't know what to make of him when he knows her name and refuses to let go of her hand. Rose Tyler has never seen this "Doctor" fellow before. Has she? Lady Clark Weasley's July II Challenge.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,632 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 7-20-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
67. Dashing Through the Snow reviews
The Doctor returns an uninvited Jack to Cardiff for Christmas Day. An adventure unfolds, including members of Jack's team, some footprints, and a critter behaving badly. The Doc's cold and Jack's about to be colder. DoubleNatural's July II challenge.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-30-08 - 10th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete
68. Many Meetings » reviews
Captain Jack Harkness has a lot of time to kill. At the request of a mysterious kid, he finds some interesting people to help him along. Response to DarkAngel31's challenge for July II. No spoilers, lots of Classic!Who. Jack being Jack warning!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-27-08 - Jack H. - Complete
69. Minding the Menace reviews
Rose and her Doctor get the job of watching the second most menacing life form in any Universe. The creature has picked up some interesting habits. Challenges, shocks, and guest stars. POST-JE warning! Response to FebruarySong's challenge for July II.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-23-08 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor - Complete
70. Not His Fault reviews
It was not the Doctor's fault. Except for the bits that ...kinda...sorta...maybe...well, were. An encounter on a backwater, a day in the life of a Time Lord. Response to a July II Challenge set by Sandstorm0301.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-23-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
71. His Faithful Companion reviews
She's pretty and blonde and not too bright, nothing special, really. So why does he refuse to be separated from her and why, when everything else is lost, is it her he trusts absolutely? Response to TCASM's challenge for July II.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-20-08 - The Master & Lucy S. - Complete
72. The Recitation of the Daleks reviews
The fourth Doctor meets a man in a bathrobe on a Vogon ship infested with some unusual Daleks. Time is slipping away. And the answer's still 42. A response to the July II challenge for Kathryn Shadow.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-18-08 - 4th Doctor - Complete
73. Companionable Moment reviews
Two companions have a talk. Another one buys groceries. A revealing moment in the life of Dr. Martha Jones. This fic is a response to the July II challenge set for me by rquestforme.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-16-08 - Martha J. & Sarah Jane S. - Complete
74. Jack and Giles reviews
The Doctor and his newest companion take in an Amusement Park while traveling in search of the companion's father. Sounds simple, but the Doctor is involved, so you can bet it won't stay that way. Response to July II challenge by capemaynuts.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete
75. The Right Sort of Ace reviews
Jack goes to an involuntary meeting, courtesy of the Rift. He's going to have to do the twentieth century again, unless he finds help in a kindred spirit. Response to a challenge by celticfox for July II.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-14-08 - Dorothy M./Ace & Jack H. - Complete
76. Irreverent » reviews
Mickey takes a highly irreverent look at an alien culture's god. Trouble ensues - lots of it. Response to blvdgrl's request for July Challenge II, and companion to her piece "Deity". Now Complete!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-13-08 - Published: 7-11-08 - 10th Doctor & Mickey S. - Complete
77. Crossing and Comfort reviews
The TARDIS sets the Doctor down at a familiar address, crossing his own time line to do so. He has an unexpected encounter that might help a little. Response to a challenge by cordelia-lear.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-7-08 - 10th Doctor & Jackie T. - Complete
78. Different Morality » reviews
An historically accurate Reinette comes along to see the stars. Life on the TARDIS immediately becomes more insane than usual. The obligatory GITF AU! With special thanks to Olfactory Ventriloquism, who gave me this idea and knows I'm nuts. On Hiatus.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,336 - Reviews: 169 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 5-25-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.
79. A Long History » reviews
Boy meets girl, the eternal tale, as old as time. Before the beginning, the story starts with the answers at the center of the circle. Now Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,823 - Reviews: 658 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 1-27-08 - Complete
80. Through the Howling reviews
Because there are some things that never die and cannot be brought to dust. Because some love stories are meant to last forever.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-22-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
81. Kissing Candies reviews
Romana catches up to the Doctor with a simple request. Things get a little stranger than usual after that. Response to June Challenge 2, because I felt like it. Jack guest stars in this jaunt into the surreal.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-19-08 - Jack H. & Romana II - Complete
82. The Ends » reviews
Rumor has it Rose will be back for a bit and then gone again. Want to know how that's even possible? Step inside.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,692 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 1-22-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T.
83. If Found Please Return reviews
A one shot in honor of Beltane. The Doctor's arrival, unscheduled as usual, in the midst of a band of intergalactic gypsies leads to a happy discovery and something he should have thought of ages ago.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-1-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
84. Wishful Thinking reviews
Happy Saint Patrick's Day! An impulsive trip to Cardiff leads to multiple shocks. The Doctor never expected to finally lose his mind in Cardiff of all places. Fun! One Shot!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 3-17-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
85. They Wouldn't Dare » reviews
Rose Tyler is having the worst day ever. Even planning ahead for a stop on the peaceful planet of Desteria can't prepare her for this one.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 2-7-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
86. Doctor Pan reviews
Martha Jones travelled with the Doctor, and once she saved the world. But that's not really what life is all about, is it? -A gift for celticfox.-
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-11-08 - 10th Doctor & Martha J. - Complete
87. To Tell The Truth reviews
Captain Jack introspective. The results of an oft-used catch phrase, and what it means in the end.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-7-08 - Jack H. - Complete
88. Misadventures in Babysitting » reviews
The Doctor takes Rose and Jack to various places. Trouble has never been so dangerous, nor anywhere near so domestic. Response to Chibi's Now Random Nonsence Challenge.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,010 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 1-23-08 - Published: 1-20-08 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
89. When You're Older » reviews
The story of a girl, and the men she meets as she grows into a woman. Mate to How He Loved Her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,500 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 12-5-07 - Complete
90. How He Loved Her » reviews
Over the course of 900 years, there are ways and ways to meet someone. Mate to When You're Older.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,175 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 12-5-07 - Complete
91. Paying For It reviews
Jack should have stayed in bed that morning. Furious Time Lords, time machines behaving oddly, something you might have wondered about, and an impossible problem all come to breakfast. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 12-9-07 - 10th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete
92. Kallisti » reviews
The Doctor assures her this is the weirdest planet they will ever set foot on. A truer statement has never been made, as Rose soon finds out. The triplicated terror, manifestations of chaos, a smug and giggling TARDIS, and much more!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 310 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 9-13-07 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
93. A Week in the Life » reviews
A week in the life of one Rose Tyler, Defender of the Earth. As a chain of circumstances comes to the end, it also comes back to the beginning. I don't own Doctor Who, but it isn't for want of trying.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 10-29-07 - Published: 10-18-07 - Rose T. & Mickey S. - Complete
94. Is This the Part? reviews
Rose, Jack, and the Doctor relax while the TARDIS takes some routine readings. Fun and frivolity ensue. One shot!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 9-13-07 - 9th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete
95. Glimpes » reviews
Snapshots from the world of Harry Potter, taken from the point of view of canon characters. Single moments, illuminated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 3-20-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.
96. The Bake Sale » reviews
Complete! Dear Professor Dumbledore, When Fudge cuts your funding, Snape's suggestion may not be the safest to take: especially if it makes the Potions' Master cringe, too. Includes Snape, baffled Death Eaters, and a chocolate cake worth its weight in
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 1-13-05 - Albus D. & Harry P. - Complete
97. Shower Soprano reviews
Ginny's seen almost every single living soul in the house in some embarrassing state of undress or other. Today, she finishes her collection with Harry, singing in the shower. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-17-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete
98. Epilogue reviews
Here it is folks, the Epilogue. Want to see your favorite characters' future? Well, you've come to the wrong place, you want Jo Rowling. Want to see something funny? Step inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-17-07 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete
99. The Twilight Zone for Witchcraft & Wizardry » reviews
What happens when canon and chaos collide? These stories. A series of one shots with at least one bewildered character: the one who's supposed to be there. This week's episode: Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,845 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-6-07 - Published: 1-22-06 - Severus S. & Harry P.
100. Touch the Air Softly » reviews
COMPLETE! This is a love story, based on the possibility that bright love can save a dark heart and young love can win even a heart both old and shattered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,498 - Reviews: 245 - Updated: 7-15-05 - Published: 11-17-04 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
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