"Okay, so a monk, a kappa and a monkey all walk into a bar..."

Goku looked up confused, "What about Hakkai?"

"He ducked."

((Something I really want to write somewhere.))

My name is Oozaru Angel, previously known for a short time as Oozaru Asifu but I changed it back. I enjoy reading, drawing, anime and a good game of Texas Hold 'Em. I'm not very good at Sudoku due to my lack of patience, but I try anyway. I hate flying, but I love to travel.

My favourite anime includes Dragonball Z, Saiyuki, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle and a few others. Right now I'm concentrating on Saiyuki and TRC, so my DBZ fics will be have to wait until I give a flying fck about the fandom again.

I love Son Goku in all his forms, but I only lust after Minekura's version. My favourite pairing at the moment is Goyjo/Sanzo, though I'll read pretty much anything as long as it's good. I don't like Goku/Sanzo at all. I don't like Sanzo very much at all really, though I find him very inspiring. I like him best with other people, Goyjo and Goku especially. I love Hakkai, but he doesn't inspire me I'm afraid unless it's with Goku (and that's only lately). He's a great character though. Nii scared the hell out of me, but I also find him fascinating. I do believe I may write something about him sometime, but it would involve a character from our world and I don't believe I have the ability to write that yet. Not well, anyway.

Kurogane is my favourite TRC character and I'm a huge slash fangirl so I love to pair him with Fai. Syaoran and Sakura are a given and I adore the XxxHoLic cast as well.

I love turtle-necks and scarves and fiercly deny that it's a fetish, despite all evidence to the contrary.

I also like books. My favourite authors include Neil Gaimon, Terry Pratchett and J.R.R Illuva- er, Tolkien. I love fantasy and english literature.

I'm often described as a very nice person, though only by not-very-nice people. I like to think it counts for something. I love cute things and can find pretty much anything cute. I mean anything. Once in class we had to disect a sheep brain and while all the other girls were backing away I was cooing over it and petting it lovingly. I would love to have children someday.

I genuinly hope you have a nice day.

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1. The Independant Variable reviews

SanzoGojyo AU: Thirteenyearold Kouryuu is not pleased with his socalled friend Sha Gojyo. But, to be fair, Gojyo isn't happy with him either. An argument, a reconcilliation and an experiment follows. ONESHOT, SHOUNENAI, RATED FOR LOTS OF SWEARING.

Complete - Saiyuki - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 11-9-07

2. Mahjong Tiles » reviews

A series of ficlets about the Sanzo Party and those around them. Hoping to cover many genres such as humour, drama and action. Some swearing but if you're sensitive about that stuff why are you even searching for fanfiction about this series?

Saiyuki - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 4-17-07

3. Z Senshi's Institution For DBZ Authors » reviews

[Miss Cam Approved] Imagine. A school. Where your peers are fellow fanfiction authors. And your teachers? Well... They need to ALWAYS remember to lock their doors at night. With the stalker students and saiyan teachers, it's bound to be... interesting.

Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,468 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 3-20-05

4. Discussion reviews

BV Poem. Vegeta and Bulma talk. Not much really, I was just bored one night and started typing.

Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-3-05 - Published: 4-3-05

5. Naivetes of Youth reviews

Goten decides to ask his Onichan about mummies and daddies. Poem.

Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-3-05 - Published: 4-3-05

6. Took It All From Me reviews

Chibi Vegeta's thoughts on his planets distruction and Frieza. Rated PG because it is a wee bit angsty but not much. My first work with Chibi Vegeta.

Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-05

7. Eyes reviews

A poem on Bulma's thoughts on Vegeta. I don't think it's very good. But it's alright. Please read and review!

Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-05

8. Would Be Better reviews

Vegeta's POV. A short poem on Vegeta's feelings about Bulma while she's still with Yamcha. My first shot a poetry and hope I did a decent job! (I think I may have done Vegeta OC since this is his point of view, but whatever...)

Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-2-05 - Published: 3-2-05

9. I Love You Too reviews

A VERY SHORT story! After the Kid Buu saga, will Vegeta tell Bulma that he loves her? NOTE: This is VERY short, and maybe slightly OOC, please note that I was 11 when I wrote it.

Dragon Ball Z - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-8-05 - Published: 2-8-05