Okay, total revamp! Here goes.

To sum up the following: I'm going to put extra notes on each of my stories here, finished or otherwise, but first, a general profile.

Me. I'm 21, living in a hotel, jobless, aimless, but generally pretty happy. Series I like? I just finished watching Blue Seed after meaning to for years, I still keep up with Naruto, I recently watched Berserk, and before that Blood+ and Death Note. Other than that I can't think of any anime series I'm really up to date with, unless you count Tales of the Abyss, but I played the game first! As for other, I'm pretty firmly re-embedded into the .hack// fandom, thanks to .hack//ROOTS and .hack//G.U. (which a friend helpfully supplied must stand for Gay Undertones, and I'm rather inclined to believe it).

I like cats, drawing (you'll find me at kesshou on both dA and Y!Gal, as well as Tegaki E add a .com if you don't know what it is, it's pretty nifty), and roleplaying more than I tend to write. I also cosplay from time to time when I've got the money and the time, but I don't have any cosplay accounts anywhere. You can find me on LJ at xkesshoux like here, dead as it may be, and my similarly dead writing journal is wibbles_wobbles (but doesn't fall down!).

My favorite color seems to have ended up being lime green, favorite food, I'd have to go with a really good ribeye steak, favorite weather snow, favorite bird hummingbird, blah, blah, blah. But seriously why do you people care about all that? XD

Anyway, on with my story notes (I'll keep a listed log of stats on them, as well, not including hits, which tends to change too often):

Fullmetal Alchemist

Afro Daisy Yak: Old, outdated, awful, what more can I say? (4 reviews, 1 C2, 1 favorite, 1 alert. Why, I don't know.)

And Then The Author's Brain Went Splodey!: See above. (3 reviews)

And Then The World Went Splodey: See above. (12 reviews, 5 favorites, 1 alert. WHY?! IT WAS HORRIBLE! Dx)

Attack Kittens: See above. (8 reviews, 2 favorites. Again, WHY?)

Dribble Drabble: Some of these I actually like, probably some of the best I think I did from back then, honestly. (6 reviews, 1 alert. Sometimes, things I think are better get fewer... everything?)

Falling Stars: Decent, but could have been better, especially the ending. Despite saying I was thinking of writing a second chapter back then, I never did, and probably never will. (11 reviews, 2 favorites. Most of those are probably in response to how I should write a second chapter.)

Family: Decent, again, but it's one of the ones I'm less proud of from this time period. (7 reviews, 1 C2, 5 favorites, 1 alert. I still don't understand why people do a story alert on oneshots.)

Finality: I haven't reread this one probably more than twice since I wrote it, and frankly, it probably wasn't that great. (5 reviews.)

Hatred: I actually ended up using this drabble in Unsettling Affairs. Seems it was about as popular, but I still liked the dynamics. (1 review.)

In Which There Are Miniskirts: I don't even KNOW what the hell I was thinking putting this on here. (9 reviews, 6 favorites. Why do people love crap?)

Lips: I think this one was kind of okay, I suppose it was about on par with what I was capable of back then. (4 reviews, 1 C2, 2 favorites.)

Melting Gold: I meant to do an entire themes series out of this, and it was looking good, but it turns out I'm horrible at writing chapterfics, sorry guys, this one's been discontinued for years now, and it's probably never getting finished. I did rather like it, though, for the time. (31 reviews, 1 C2, 8 favorites, 4 alerts. Until I started publishing Naruto fics, this was probably my most popular piece.)

Sapphire Black: Like Melting Gold, this one was one of my favorites for the time, and one I think was going rather well. I'm sad to say it will probably never be finished either, but maybe, just maybe, I'll pick it back up again for the final stretch, seeing as it wasn't too far from being done. Maybe. (13 reviews, 7 favorites, 3 alerts. I think it was less popular than Melting Gold because RoyHavoc wasn't as popular a pairing.)

Unsettling Affairs: Okay, this one I'm going to give the most commentary on. I've reread it, re-edited it, reread it again, and gotten back together with the person who helped me write the whole huge mess. Looking back, it had one of the shoddiest plots I've ever written, so full of holes it could beat Swiss cheese into the ground, but the characters were always its saving grace. It's quite possibly the biggest catastrophe I've created, but as such, we've decided to start planning a complete overhaul and rewrite, fleshing out the plot, the characters, and streamlining it, giving it more background, and completely saving it. WE CAN REBUILD IT, WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY, WE CAN MAKE IT BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER. I probably misquoted that, but the point is, the original will stay here, but look forward to an entirely revamped and new version sometime in the future. I sure am. (15 reviews, 10 favorites, 2 alerts. The only reason it was the story of mine with the most hits was because there were thirty nine chapters. And understandably after reflection, most people stopped reading after chapter 1.)

Naruto

A Deeper Darkness: As with most of my newer fics, this one I really do like. If you like morbidity and Uchihacest where Sasuke tops, this one's for you, and it was even done as a giftfic! (4 reviews, 1 C2, 7 favorites, 1 alert. Again, why do people story alert oneshots?)

Absolution: One I'm particularly proud about, thought up while taking a candlelit bath, jotted down premise via text message to myself. How about that? And damn if I didn't almost predict how that whole thing with Orochimaru and Sasuke would go, seriously. Someday I might draw the final scene from this. I really do enjoy how it came out, again morbid, but very good in my opinion. (3 reviews, 1 favorite.)

Anomaly: By far my best and favorite of my recent works, as well as a reader favorite. If you like AUs, memory loss, Itachi being a badass, and Uchihacest, with surprisingly happy endings, as well as what I think is probably a relatively original plot, you'll probably like this one. (70 reviews, 1 C2, 19 favorites, 13 alerts. This puts it at my most reviewed, second most watched, and tied for third with Prodigium in the favorites department. I'd call that pretty successful.)

Breaking Me Down: This one started out as something I loved, supposed to be a oneshot, and then somewhere along the line, I wrote another chapter, and another, and it went downhill from there, only getting worse. It was a task to finish it, but it's still a fic that the readers seemed to love, despite the vague and nonsensical ending. (33 reviews, 1 C2, 29 favorites, 12 alerts. This ranks it third in review count and second in favorites only behind Capture and Break. The people like it, and that's why I put this stuff up here, after all.)

Capture And Break: A collaboration oneshot, yoinked from an RP forum's storyline, but one that turned out absolutely stunning and disturbingly sexy nonetheless. It's always been a reader favorite among Uchihacest fans and even some non-fans. (31 reviews, 2 C2s, 38 favorites, 5 alerts. This puts it third in reviews and my most favorited piece. Without this one, Prodigium wouldn't have been started.)

Eternity: Just one of many drabbles, mostly Uchihacest. It is, however, a deathfic, but one of those twisted sort of Romeo and Juliet types. Except not really. (4 reviews, 1 C2, 4 favorites.)

Fire: One of my least favorites of the later works, I believe, mostly because it doesn't make a lot of sense, but one that was written by a spur of emotion nonetheless. (1 review. It reflects my own lack of favoritism for this piece, I think.)

For The World: I wrote this on a scrap of paper for some reason when I didn't have a computer. I'm really not sure what I wanted to accomplish with it, but it's pretty angsty anyway, huzzah deathfic? (4 reviews, 1 C2, 2 favorites, 1 alert. It's a oneshot drabble guys.)

Happiness: One of a few request drabbles, but, like the others, I think it turned out well for something I don't usually write. (5 reviews, 2 favorites, 1 alert.)

In His Dreams: Another Uchihacest drabble, a little aimless, a little senseless, but written from the heart. (3 reviews, 1 C2, 2 favorites.)

Language Of Love: Another of the request drabbles, yet again a pairing I don't usually write, but yet again something I believe turned out rather well. (15 reviews, 1 C2, 13 favorites, 2 alerts. This one is actually my most popular drabble.)

Lovebird: Yet another request drabble. I'm not sure I liked how this one turned out quite as much, but it's okay, I guess. (7 reviews, 1 favorite.)

Naruto's .hack//ADVENTURE!: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T READ THIS IT'S TERRIBLE. (5 reviews, 2 favorites, 2 alerts. WHY GOD WHY.)

Obsession: Another Uchihacest drabble, not much more to say about it besides the fact that I did like it enough to post it. (2 reviews, 1 C2.)

Pretend You Love Me Too: BAW. More angsty Uchihacest, but I did like how it turned out rather well. (6 reviews, 2 favorites.)

Prodigium: Another reader favorite, and another of my scarce chapterfics. It was a collaboration, and was started with good intentions (or bad, depending on how you look at it), and I've had a number of people ask me when I'm going to finish it. Unfortunately, guys, it's not looking good for the future of Prodigium, seeing as I've tried finishing the next chapter on my own, but never had much success, and my partner in crime has lost her passion for it. Until further notice, this story is discontinued, I'm sad to say, as I really did enjoy writing it, and people seemed to love reading it. I really do apologize. (38 reviews, 3 C2s, 19 favorites, 25 alerts. This one comes in second in reviews, tying with Anomaly for third in favorites, but was above and beyond my most watched story.)

Salve: Another request drabble, one whose prompt I had to actually write two drabbles for before I managed to get it to work, but one I think turned out pretty well for the oddity of the pairing. (2 reviews, 3 C2s, 5 favorites.)

Sounds Of Silence: Another request drabble, one of two I did for this requester actually, and for my dislike of Orochimaru, one I found turned out very well. (12 reviews, 1 C2, 8 favorites, 1 alert. Why? It's a drabble oneshot!)

Tadaima: Hey more Uchihacesty stuff, but not quite? It's a little ambiguous, but in a kind of sadhappy way... hey, sappy is like a word for sadhappy. Wow. (7 reviews, 1 C2, 5 favorites.)

Their Story: One I wrote specifically for myself, but one a lot of people in various places seemed to really like despite its rambling, train of thought layout. (4 reviews, 5 favorites.)

Tomorrow: Yet again more Uchihacest, one of those "Tomorrow, Sasuke" things. (6 reviews, 2 C2s, 3 favorites.)

Tools: The second request drabble done for this requester, and again I think I did a pretty good job on it. (8 reviews, 3 favorites.)

Now I know there was another gift fic I was supposed to do, but in trying to force it, it just never came out. I haven't written since aside from RP and a few .hack// related smut things I chose not to post here. Sorry. D:

On the rewrite for Unsettling Affairs: There's no real set date on when we're doing this, but do keep an eye out for it. It'll probably be one of the last few things I post to here for a while.