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since: 11-15-04, id: 705312, Profile Updated: 08-04-08
country: USA
Author has written 59 stories for Harry Potter, Firefly, Dead Poets Society, X-Men: The Movie, Digimon, School of Rock, Goonies, and Mentalist.

Hi, I'm Anatui, but you can go ahead and call me Dana if you like. Um, I love Digimon, Harry Potter, Firefly, Dead Poets Society, and X-Men, so that's what I'm mostly posting on here. I'm slowly integrating my Harry Potter fanfics onto here from HPFF, so a lot of them will be really sucky--that's because they're old.

Funny Quotes

"Why do we have to know all this?" - Devin
"Because knowledge is power." - Frau Trobisch the German teacher
"Are you trying to make us powerhungry?" - Emma
"Yeah, look at Dana!" - Samantha

"You won't get a boyfriend in plaid." - Linnzey

Academic Team is at another school. Two boys walk by.
"There are smart people everywhere!" - first boy
Kristen and I laugh.
"And they're making fun of us." - first boy

"Thou shalt not have turtle sex in school." - Seth

"She was making a move on the table!" - Seth
"Sarah, my mother made that table!" - Shane

"What is it with boys and ingesting food like it's going out of style?" - Sarah

"Peter can die in the piery fits of Hell!" - Samantha about Peter Pettigrew

"Did you hear that? He screamed like a little girl!" - Dalton, about Shane
"I scream like a little girl!" - Sarah
"You don't have a beard." - Dalton

"The few, the proud, the ones that do their homework." - Sarge

"You need some new sanity." - me

"What's the distance formula?" - me, during math class
"Isn't it the square root of--" - Kristen
"Death." - me

"Anyone want to play Hide the Reactive Sample? Not too kinky now!" - Mr. Stanley the Chemistry teacher

"It takes two to tango." - Miss Warrington the British Literature teacher during a discussion about Hamlet's mother and uncle having sex
"No, it doesn't." - Landon

"What about reproduction?" - Landon
"The bubble will take care of it." - Jordon
"The bubbles come together like a Venn diagram..." - Rhett

"The answer is crystal meth amphetamine." - Kyle, as the vice principal walks in.

"...Beer-bellies will be the new aspiration." - Ashton
"Hear that, Kyle? I'm gonna be popular!" - Austin W.

"You sound so excited that you're ruining my life." - Austin W., to Mrs. Holt the Pre-Calculus teacher

"How did you meet him?" - Sarge
"How do you meet most people?" - Ms. Warrington
"eHarmony." - Rhett

"I know why she's being so secretive: he's in the CIA!" - Austin W.

"Your parents would love it. They'd be like, 'Tabitha, you didn't tell us you were a whore! Great!'" - Linnzey

"Okay, I'm talking too much. I can tell because the saliva in my mouth is getting all frothy." - Bonnie

"And this one is like, 'I have to be Mr. Macho and be huge.'" - Sam

"They should be Descriminating Against Red playing cards." - Sam

"So, basically, I can't see myself as a good person without Austin and Sarge to compare myself to?" - Rhett

"And it's a decision--like, you know, pills." - Caleb

"If I spent as much time reading as cheating, I'd probably finish this book." - Austin W.

"It's three against one. Plus, you're a man." - Tabby

"You can, like, break all your ribs, and they'll tell you that you have an ear infection." - Tony

"He's Italian." - Ricky
"It's past tense." - Frau Trobisch
"He was Italian." - Ricky

Motivational Quotes

"What about carpe diem and sucking all the marrow out of life and all that?" - Charlie
"Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. There's a time for daring and a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for." - Mr. Keating, Dead Poets Society

"If one dreams alone, it's deathly. If two dream together, it's love." - Shane

"There is no dishonor in failure. The only dishonor is not to try." - Kate, The West Wing

"If it's too good to be true, it is." - Mr. Hoegh

"Conscience makes cowards of even the bravest men." - Menander

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1. Grow reviews
SEQUEL TO "MOUTH." Stef/Mouth. After making out with Mouth, Stef does everything within her ability to avoid him, but the boy refuses to forgotten.
Goonies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-11 - Mouth & Stef - Complete
2. Valentine reviews
Jisbon. Lisbon hates Valentine's Day, and Jane definitely isn't helping.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-15-09 - Patrick J. & Teresa L. - Complete
3. Mouth reviews
SEQUEL NOW UP! Stef/Mouth. Mouth tries to convince Stef that he's called "Mouth" for a different reason than what she thinks, and she has a hard time believing him.
Goonies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-15-09 - Stef & Mouth - Complete
4. Choking on the Bone » reviews
CharlieOC, slight NeilOC. Welton is now coed, and Charlie is finding it difficult to keep his hands to himself, even if the one girl he's absolutely smitten with hates his guts and won't go near him unless he stops smoking.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,570 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 6-22-07
5. Reasons to be Missed reviews
James-centric. Let's face facts here: I was never as perfect as everyone thought I was, and I'm pretty sure that more people hated than liked me. Big head, right? Well, it's gone, but I'm still not sure if I could ever be the person Evans wants me to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-11-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
6. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE! » reviews
JPLE, SBLE. Lily Evans is not desperately in love with James Potter, but she's certainly smitten with someone far more dangerous when it comes to relationships and popularity. Dedicated to Jadis.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-11-08 - Published: 12-8-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P.
7. Clinically Insane » reviews
Kyro. Dr. Susanne Carlson is a very competent psychiatrist, and St. John Allerdyce is her toughest case yet, but perhaps his previous peers can help her solve the mystery, especially Kitty Pryde.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,405 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 8-2-07 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
8. Watching Memories Depart » reviews
Sequel to Tonight, RemusOC. Years later, Mae's thoughts are still back in Hogwarts, but the letters have stopped. What is happening in Europe that has had this much of an impact on her life?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 7-29-08 - OC & Remus L. - Complete
9. Happy reviews
Daiken, Kenyako. Miyako, desperate for one date with Ken, enlists the help of his best friend, Daisuke, but he isn't too keen on the idea.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-10-08 - Daisuke M./Davis & Ken I. - Complete
10. Follow Me Home reviews
Kyro. Kitty follows Pyro through the streets of a dark NYC night, but he just can't seem to get her name right.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-08 - Kitty & Pyro - Complete
11. Crying Disease reviews
Kyro. John was a gentleman-what a silly notion to have, now that he's so different.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-08 - Kitty & Pyro - Complete
12. Cold
Kyro. Sometimes, John feels like he's drowning, and it's at those times that he misses her most.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Published: 8-10-08 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
13. Redheads Are ICKY! reviews
I, James Sirius Potter, am tired of hearing about how my father and grandfathers all married redheads and how I will, too. Not to mention the fact that redheads are just plain icky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-8-08 - James S. P. & OC - Complete
14. Using Me as a Muse » reviews
CharlieKnox. Charlie's been avoiding the others after his expulsion, but, halfway into January, Knox finally receives a call.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,156 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-5-08 - Published: 8-8-07
15. Still Preparing reviews
Taito. Fourth and last part of Taito series. Taichi tries to work up the courage to return Yamato's phone call.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-5-08 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Yamato I./Matt - Complete
16. Catching Up reviews
Taito, Sorato. Third part of Taito series. Taichi gets a little startled when Sora phones him and wants to get together to talk, but he agrees anyway, only to be surprised by her news.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-5-08 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Yamato I./Matt - Complete
17. Not Over reviews
Taito. Second part of Taito series. Taichi seeks out Koushiro for consolation at the sad realization that his two other best friends won't be talking to him for a while.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-08 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Yamato I./Matt - Complete
18. Dark Son » reviews
SiriusOCSnape. Rhiannon Bishop is an intelligent Ravenclaw, but is she smart enough to find a way out of Sirius Black and Severus Snape's rivalry? Very doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,543 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-5-08 - Published: 8-12-07 - Sirius B. & OC - Complete
19. Bend reviews
SBOC. Saving your best mate from falling for the umpteenth time is hard enough, especially when he's Sirius Black. But saving your best mate from falling for a girl who wants to destroy the Maruaders—that's something only another girl can handle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-08 - OC & Sirius B.
20. Scandalous reviews
Frummer. Billy, fashion designer, and his cameraman somehow convince Summer, Billy's manager, to be a one-time model because, as rumor has it, she's sleeping with his photographer. Can Summer protect her reputation without embarrassment?
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-08 - Complete
21. The Move reviews
Taito, Sorato, Taiora. First part of Taito series. Yamato feels bad about not telling Taichi about his relationship with Sora, but, after all, he had never made a move, so Taichi decides that making a move was exactly the thing to do.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-08 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Yamato I./Matt - Complete
22. Tonight » reviews
RemusOCSirius. Mae Yokozuna is a transfer student from Japan, but, no matter what her school tried to get her ready for, the Marauders were not it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 8-12-07 - Remus L. & OC - Complete
23. Chronicles of Betrayal » reviews
RLEV, SBOC. At the end of the First War, the death of Katerina Watson leads to an investigation and a series of events that could uncover the truth about the downfall of the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,975 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 8-2-07 - Remus L. & Emmeline V. - Complete
24. Provoke » reviews
Kyro. John has been pestering Kitty for a month now, and she's getting fed up, but her small revenge plan backfires.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-13-08 - Published: 2-3-08 - Kitty & Pyro - Complete
25. Sharing Toys reviews
Fifth and last part of my Hirota series. Now that their relationship has been finalized, Hirokazu doesn't ever want to let Kenta go.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-08 - Hirokazu S./Kazu & Kenta K. - Complete
26. Back reviews
Kyro. Kitty is packing her suitcase to leave again, and John doesn't seem to take her seriously.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-08 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
27. Open reviews
Kyro. After getting out of prison, John decides to be open with Kitty Pryde.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-08 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
28. Moving Day reviews
Fourth part of my Hirota series. It's moving day for Kenta, and Hirokazu finally decides what to do to stop him from leaving.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-15-07 - Hirokazu S./Kazu & Kenta K. - Complete
29. Dark Days reviews
SBOC, JPLE. Emmy Lewis has disappeared, and her case is under the watchful eye of Detective Sarah Stevenson, but also of Aurors Sirius Black, James Potter, and their superior Alastor Moody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-8-07 - Sirius B. & OC
30. The Girlfriend reviews
Third part of my Hirota series. When Kenta decides he wants to move out, Hirokazu makes a realization.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-8-07 - Hirokazu S./Kazu & Kenta K. - Complete
31. The Mustache reviews
ZoeWash, preseries. Zoe realizes what it is about Hogan Washburne that bugs her so very much.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-26-07 - Zoe W. & Wash - Complete
32. Best Friend reviews
Second part of my Hirota series. After Hirokazu has a date with a jealous girl, he begins to wonder about the nature of his relationship with Kenta.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-26-07 - Hirokazu S./Kazu & Kenta K. - Complete
33. Tied Up reviews
Kyro. It's Halloween, and Bobby wants to have a party, but getting John to participate is the difficult part.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-07 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
34. Dating Advice reviews
First part of my Hirota oneshot series. Kazu tries to give Kenta some bad advice when he learns that Kenta is going on his first real date.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-07 - Hirokazu S./Kazu & Kenta K. - Complete
35. Lucky Stars » reviews
JPLE, SBLE, JPOC. Slight AU. We know the story of Lily and James, but what if that didn't happen? What if they went their separate ways and loved other people? Would they ever be able to make up for the moments they lost or go back to change it all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,090 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 8-12-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
36. Drive reviews
Kyro. Kitty decides to help John after he's imprisoned.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-07 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
37. Stupid Tai reviews
Taiora. Post second movie. After Sora receives Tai's email, she decides to go talk to him to renew their wounded friendship.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-14-07 - Sora T. & Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
38. Locked Away reviews
Kyro. Pyro reflects on why he didn't want to enter the relationship he has with Kitty.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-07 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
39. Downhill reviews
Kyro. Kitty finds a letter just after X2.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-07 - Kitty & Pyro - Complete
40. Photographs & Memories
Lily tried to figure out what to say or do, but she could only remember that she was leaving. She might never see Hannah again. And she would certainly never be able to be the same with her again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Published: 8-2-07 - Lily Evans P. & OC - Complete
41. Not Tonight reviews
Kyro. Pyro, while at the Brotherhood, has another sleepless night.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-07 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
42. Sometimes reviews
Kyro. Pyro contemplates, only to be interrupted by an old friend.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-07 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
43. Down In Flames reviews
Kyro. It's hot outside and Kitty can't stand it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-2-07 - Kitty & Pyro - Complete
44. Yours
Kyro. John and Kitty share a moment at the mansion long after Alcatraz and his return to the XMen.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Published: 8-2-07 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
45. Smile reviews
Kryo. Kitty never sees John smile.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-2-07 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
46. Peace reviews
Kyro. While wandering the streets of NYC, Pyro runs into Wolverine and the two share a small sort of bonding.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-07 - Pyro & Kitty - Complete
47. What They Call Loneliness reviews
In his third year at Hogwarts, James still has no real friends and the girl of his dreams never sends him a single glance. Can one detention change it all?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-29-07 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete
48. Mirror Image
Remus centric. He had become a monster. Once a month, a monster. He couldn't bear to look at himself anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Published: 7-29-07 - Remus L. - Complete
49. Just One Kiss reviews
JPLE. I wish I could help you, Lily. I wish I could completely take away your pain. I wish that just one kiss could make everything okay. I wish that just one kiss could show you how much I love you… and how much there is to make you happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-29-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
50. Dirty Words reviews
Dramione. I just hope the nurse can find some asinine thing that's wrong so she can fix it. I don't want to connecting Granger with the word 'attractive'. She should only be connected with dirty words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-29-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
51. Catch Me reviews
JL. James then stood up, looked her straight in the eyes, and said, "Fine. You win. I won't bother you anymore." His eyes icy, he stormed out of the Great Hall. Lily, still shocked, sat down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-29-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
52. And This Will Be Untitled reviews
JL. In Muggle Studies, the students must write poems based off famous Muggle writers and recite them anonymously. When a certain poem catches Lily's eye, she wants to find out who wrote it, but she's having a bit of trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-29-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
53. Change reviews
Post X3. Pyro, having been forced to take the Cure, is mourning his loss on an empty street... but then that street isn't so empty anymore.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-11-07 - Pyro & Rogue - Complete
54. Bottomless Pit reviews
After Christmas break, there's a new English teacher, and Cameron reflects on his actions and mistakes during the movie.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete
55. Way Out reviews
Neil is trapped, no matter what Keating says, so what can he possibly do to get away from his father? Neil suicide oneshot.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete
56. Please, God! reviews
KnoxChris. After the movie, Knox spends his time wondering what the point of life really is, and Chris does her best to comfort him.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete
57. No Goodbye reviews
After being expelled, Charlie goes to a new school, but the thoughts and memories of what happened still plague him and he can't seem to get them to go away, no matter what he does.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-13-07 - Complete
58. In Memory Of reviews
PreRayne. "We must spend time to remember the past and the people left behind as we move on with what we have left," River said as she stood up next to the preacher's grave.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-9-07 - Jayne & River - Complete
59. 6 Months in St Mungo's reviews
KatieLee. Katie wakes up in St. Mungo's and the end of the school year is near. The last thing she remembers is going into the ladies' at the Three Broomsticks and nothing after. But where is Lee?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-13-05 - Katie B. & Lee J. - Complete
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