Hi all you wierd people! (Trust me, that's a compliment)

I have no idea what I am supposed to write on this thing, so I'm just gonna wing it.

I, along with the few people like me, am wierd. Being wierd is like...riding a bike. You do it once, you can never stop.

But aside from that...

My name is Willow. That's the only name you'll ever get. And if you're priveliged enough to know my true name, well, that means I trust you. Congrats, as that's a hard thing to gain.

I have one story up on FictionPress, called Thrill of the Ride...don't ask, I'm a horse person. I will eventually be putting up my various other stories, but my PC's a pain and my parents are constantly on thiers, so you'll just have to wait...sorry...

Again, I will eventually update Of All Colors and of None, but again, my compy is a pain.

And my parents are compy hogs...(I just came up with that one)

Ummm, let's see...OH! books.
Fav. Authors: Lots of people...can't pick out faves.
Fav. Books: Dragonlance, HP, Sword of Truth (Terry Goodkind), Demon Wars (R.A. Salvatore), many others, it would take months to recount.

I love ice. And not in the wierd way that I'll eat buckets of it a day, thirty degrees below zero or not. I just like the cold. Which is why I hate this stupid state I live in. Florida. Warmth hub of the US. Well, SCREW YOU!

I know, the insanity is scary. HEY! THAT"S MY PENNAME! IMAGINE!

And if you haven't figured it out by now, sarcasm's my friend (which is evident in my stories, fanfic or not)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL READING THIS USELESS CRAP! GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE! (and I mean my profile, not my stories)

I'm kinda feeling dark today, so deal.

Question for you: Why is it that only the normal people think insanity is a bad thing?Why is it that complete morons run everything in the "great" US of A? Is our government even SEMI-intelligent?

Enough with the ranting...READ MY FIC!

Hope you like,
Willow