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Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto. The best thing about writing is expressing something beautiful. Maybe it's pretentious, but that's what I try to do. My stories are either emotional, slow and funny, or snarky, playful and funny. I won't write sex unless it will add to the story. High ratings are more likely to mean violence, language and sexual references than anything else. I guarantee no happy endings, but I don't torture my characters for no reason. My most recent stuff, as well as a lot of oneshots, drabbles and giftfics that I probably won't post here are on my livejournal. I have the best fans. 14/10/2011: I'm taking a short break from writing fic. Because I need to stop daydreaming about Naruto wearing oversized sunglasses and do some schoolwork. Shorter 'just for fun' stuff will be posted to my livejournal. 29/10/2011: Here's some completely gorgeous Evergreen fanart by Clariecandy. Thank you so much! It's perfect! Sasuke looked at the round, red tomato Naruto had handed him. “This is...” “A tomato!” Naruto beamed. “It’s for you.” “...Thanks?” “It is,” Naruto carried on, “a token of my affection.” “Of your what?” “And also I would like to make it clear that my intentions are entirely honourable,” he finished with aplomb. “Entirely stupid. You’re entirely stupid,” Sasuke said. “But thanks for the tomato.” He was thinking about things he could eat the tomato with. Tomato sauce. Tomato rye bread. Other tomatoes. He could pick up some tomato juice to wash it all down. Taking this as a positive sign, Naruto leaned forward dramatically and tried to plant one on Sasuke. However, Sasuke, alarmed, held up the tomato in defence. Naruto’s lips met with the smooth surface and he opened his eyes - which had been closed in ardour - to peer, confused, at Sasuke. “Aren’t we going to kiss now?” “No.” “But -” Naruto flapped his hands. “The tomato!” Sasuke considered this. “Bring me another tomato tomorrow,” he said. “And I’ll think about it.” The next day, Naruto bought a tomato from the greengrocer’s. He bought an orange looking one, incase Sasuke wanted to perhaps save it for a few days. He presented it to Sasuke. “Your tomato. I will accept, in return one date, four kisses, and an entire hour of hand holding. Permission to call you ‘snuggletummy’ is requested, but not required.” “This,” said Sasuke, holding up the fruit, “is a persimmon.” THE END. | |||||||
1. Evergreen » reviewsWhen you're seventeen years old you own nothing but your heart and your fears. And the growing knowledge that not every road is going to lead home anymore.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,504 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-14-11 - Published: 10-6-11 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete2. The Hottest Girl This Side of Fire Country reviewsNaruto finally gets lucky. Everyone is impressed except Sasuke.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-10-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete3. Wild Card » reviewsWhile his job isn't - strictly speaking - legal, Naruto feels squandering his talents would be the real crime. Now if only he could convince Sasuke of that.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,318 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 9-15-11 - Published: 7-30-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete4. Romance, A Scientific Approach reviewsWorking in research at Konoha University, Naruto puts his current project on hold as he endeavours to find a cure for assholeishness.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 5-26-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete5. Seldom Woods » reviewsSasuke takes a walk and finds something unexpected. A story about friendship, loneliness, and distance. NarutoxSasukeNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,163 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 2-22-11 - Published: 3-7-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete6. The Scent of Death reviewsSasuke comes back to Konoha. Itachi comes back from the dead. Naruto comes out? Humour, NarutoxSasuke, SakuraxIno, Zombie!Itachi.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-12-11 - Sakura H. & Ino Y. - Complete7. Tabula Rasa » reviewsNaruto would never give up on Sasuke. That doesn't mean Sasuke won't give up on himself.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,340 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-5-10 - Published: 3-26-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.8. Temporary Measures reviewsSasuke isn't coming back. Naruto isn't giving up.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-24-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete9. Into The Woods » reviewsNaruto and Sasuke were once something close to friends. Ten years later, watch as Naruto struggles for a future, Sasuke discovers the truth about his past and two lives entangle irreversibly.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,541 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 2-3-10 - Published: 9-20-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete10. The Boy In The Photograph » reviewsNaruto knew it wasn't his house, of course. He just hadn't thought anyone would be back to claim it.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,264 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 5-28-09 - Published: 5-4-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete11. Sharuko reviewsSet directly after the shippuden movie. "Sasuke only thinks of three things," Kakashi interjected, "Training to defeat Itachi, ensuring he is never licked by Orochimaru, and the controversial nail polish issue"Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 5-4-08 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete12. Sasuke Doesn't Pay Attention reviewsWhen Sasuke appears in Naruto's mind for the first time, he is surprised to see Kyuubi. Man that boy isn't perceptive.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-5-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete13. Priorities reviewsRemember when Sasuke saw Itachi for the first time after the massacre in that hotel with Naruto? Well this is how it really went down. Rating for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-4-08 - Sasuke U. & Itachi U. - Complete14. Dinner in the Sound reviewsOrochimaru thinks that Tuesday night means dinner with the family. Kabuto doesn't mind so much. Sasuke does.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-30-08 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru - Complete15. Phone Call reviewsItachi calls to speak to Sasuke. Orochimaru wants to know why they don't talk anymore. Kisame reads the Argos Catalogue and Kimimaro is dead, remember?Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-22-08 - Itachi U. & Orochimaru - Complete16. An Inner Logic » reviewsLate night adventures, mattress tennis, matchmaking and Ginny Weasley. Welcome to the new life of Draco Malfoy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,667 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 8-13-07 - Ginny W. & Draco M.17. No One Else reviewsWhy are you even here? Following my princess. Don't call me that. Princess, or mine? Both.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-7-07 - Ginny W. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete18. There Was Nowhere to Rave » reviewsIt started when the Slytherins decided they needed a new place to hang out in.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 9-25-07 - Draco M.19. The Art of Insanity » reviewsGinny's leading a double life, guess who stumbles upon it? Human pinball, ghost stalking, art classes,and gross misuse of cranberry juice ensues! Epilogue up!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,925 - Reviews: 184 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 5-17-07 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete20. The Blame Game » reviewsThe Golden Trio walk in on something they'd all rather not see. Three parter, lots of GinnyDraco banter, slighty AU.How could you not have known it was him? His hair is like some kind of unnatural beacon!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 3-23-07 - Draco M. & Ginny W. - Complete
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