I'm a 17-year old student who loves Lord of the Rings and The Chronicles of Narnia, the movies based thereupon, and writing stories concerning them. I'm also open to BETA work, so if anyone is in need of such services, I've got an eye for typos and grammatical errors... one of my many useless talents.

Anyway, for all who may have been wondering, I decided to write a run-down of all in-progress stories to inform my valued readers of their status.

To begin:

1. Tumnus' Trickery - ill named and ill conceived. I've decided to discontinue it until further notice.

2. The Chronicles of Narnia: Gone Rum - probably will never update.

3. May There Be a Light - ack. This story is over...

4. Lost in the Fog - I'd like to finish this one, but unfortunately, it doesn't depend on me.

I guess that's about it. Most of my earlier stories I would never, ever recommend anyone read. Some of the newer ones are alright, I suppose. I have just never been a very big fan of my writing. Many of the pieces I like I wouldn't post because I'm afraid of being bashed (per the subject matter, which is rather mature). So, anyway, that's really all I have to say in that regard.

"The bridge is crossed, now stand and watch it burn/We've passed the point of no return..."

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1. Jesus Christ Superstar: Gone Rum » reviews

A collection of JCS round robins... extremely amusing nonsense. CH. 4 is up. Judas, apparently, has a problem... Not a round robin.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 1-9-08

2. Tumnus' Trickery » reviews

What if Mr. Tumnus HAD delivered Lucy to the White Witch? Chapter seven up.

C. S. Lewis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 10-11-05

3. A New Pet » reviews

Lucy finds a new friend. BY PRINCESS LUCY.

C. S. Lewis - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 1-24-08

4. An Atypical Night in Rivendell reviews

Short collaboration revealing exactly why the twins were grounded for 5,000 years...

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 10-18-07

5. Éowyn's Lament reviews

Fairly long poem illustrating Éowyn's feelings toward Aragorn.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-07 - Published: 9-27-07

6. Lord of the Rings: Exchanged Minds » reviews

Involves certain persons exchanging minds with other persons. Chapter three up.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,707 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-10-07 - Published: 1-8-06

7. The Three Hunters Revamped reviews

What were Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli after at the beginning of The Two Towers?

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 5-1-07

8. Kingdom of Heaven: Gone Rum » reviews

Another crazy round robin. KOH: Gone Rum 5 coming up.

Kingdom of Heaven - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-30-06 - Published: 6-5-05

9. Lost in the Fog reviews

Aragorn has gotten the Fellowship lost...again. And where do they find themselves, but in another world?

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-30-06 - Published: 4-30-06

10. An Elf at Helm's Deep reviews

A common soldier's place: survive. My second poem. Free verse interspersed with rhymed.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-26-06 - Published: 4-26-06

11. Gimli's Workshop

Gimli and his cohorts found Dwarfsmith Armaments, and have several nasty experiences with government officials.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-25-06 - Published: 4-25-06

12. Hello, Flower! reviews

Aragorn insanely proceeds through a scene in the Two Towers. And he greets flowers...for many hours.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-9-06 - Published: 3-9-06

13. Lord of the Rings: Gone Rum reviews

A very long rum story concerning everyone's favorite characters from Lord of the Rings!

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-24-06 - Published: 1-24-06

14. The Chronicles of Narnia: Gone Rum reviews

A rum story for each book...The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardobe: Gone Rum up. In progress.

C. S. Lewis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-24-06 - Published: 1-24-06

15. Troy: Gone Rum » reviews

Troy has gone rum! It's an understatement to say that it's strange. Chapter 10 is up!

Troy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,098 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-23-05 - Published: 12-13-04

16. May There Be a Light » reviews

When Mirkwood is invaded by Southrons, will the young Prince Legolas and allies from Lothlórien be able to stop them, before it's too late? Fifth chapter up.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,288 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-14-05 - Published: 1-6-05

17. The Tall Watcher » reviews

This is the Fellowship's journey to Lórien as seen by Haldir. Complete.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,204 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-13-05 - Published: 1-25-05

18. The Silver Chair: Gone Rum reviews

Um...it's starts out all right and sort of transitions into insanity. The ending is basically stolen from the Kingdom of Heaven movie.

Complete - C. S. Lewis - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-25-05 - Published: 7-25-05

19. Her Eyes Searched the Faces of the Dead » reviews

Lossefir grieves over the loss of her brother. Present time interspersed with flashbacks. First four chapters are up.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-24-05 - Published: 1-24-05

20. The Boot and the Baboon » reviews

Read if you find insanity amusing. Rating for scary, insane moments. It has no point or plot.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-16-05 - Published: 1-16-05

21. Lord of the Rings: Biology Class reviews

Legolas learns a valuable lesson. Surprisingly, it's not about biology!

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-11-05 - Published: 5-11-05

22. The Prince, the Pitt, and the Pants reviews

Hector isn't very bright, Paris reveals his true identity, Achilles is nutso, and Troy is being besieged by evil pants of Greece. Sound like a nightmare? It probably is...

Complete - Troy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-10-05 - Published: 5-10-05

23. Troy: Dodgeball reviews

Apparently, this is what REALLY happened during the Trojan War. Quite ingenious, isn't it?

Complete - Troy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-24-05 - Published: 4-24-05

24. A Journey Through the Woods reviews

A winter a few years after the War of the Ring, Legolas travels from Mirkwood and meets an old friend. One-shot.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-30-05 - Published: 3-30-05

25. Jack's Return » reviews

Captain Jack Sparrow attends Will and Elizabeth's wedding. Complete.

Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-28-05 - Published: 1-21-05

26. Bird Signs reviews

Has Priam gone too far? PG for tickle torture scene and jumping off walls.

Complete - Troy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-16-05 - Published: 3-16-05

27. The Chain Gang reviews

What happens when you chain Galadriel, Elrond, Celeborn, Denethor, and Gandalf together and let them run loose?

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-8-05 - Published: 2-8-05

28. The Toupee reviews

Denethor has a special toupee...

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-25-05 - Published: 1-25-05

29. Boromir of the Halitosis reviews

Boromir has a little problem...

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-25-05 - Published: 1-25-05

30. The Last Elf reviews

A contest story concerning the last remaining elf. Five minute story, so rather bad.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-25-05 - Published: 1-25-05

31. Merry's Childhood Fear reviews

Merry is at it again...and learns that he is not so fearless as he thinks!

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-16-05 - Published: 1-16-05

32. The Siege of Minas Tirith reviews

Morbid description of the Gondorian siege with a hopeful ending.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-16-05 - Published: 1-16-05

33. Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Dodgeball reviews

Lord of the Rings meets dodgeball.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-14-05 - Published: 1-14-05

34. Merry's Dare reviews

Pippin and Co. dare Merry to what?

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-9-05 - Published: 1-9-05

35. Lost in the Mines of Moria reviews

What would happen if Gandalf's staff had suddenly gone out in Khazad Dum? Find out in this amusing poem. It's my first ever, so please be nice.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-9-05 - Published: 1-9-05

36. In the Doghouse reviews

Really short conversation between Helen and Paris.

Complete - Homer - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-6-05 - Published: 1-6-05

37. A Prequel to 'The Horse and His Boy' reviews

What may have taken place in the stealing of Cor from his parents? Just a possibility.

Complete - C. S. Lewis - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-22-04 - Published: 12-22-04

38. The Camping Trip reviews

Legolas and Gimli tell ghost stories around a camp fire...and suffer the consequences afterward. One shot.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-11-04 - Published: 12-11-04

39. Boromir the One Man Band reviews

This is a comedic view of the Departure of Boromir in which Boromir, the one-man band, does not really die.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-9-04 - Published: 12-9-04

40. Gandalf's Fireworks reviews

The whole story...the long and the short of it...about the fireworks.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-9-04 - Published: 12-9-04

41. Hector Leads the Trojans reviews

A brief account of the duel between Paris and Menelaus and the battle that took place afterwards. One shot.

Complete - Troy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-9-04 - Published: 12-9-04

42. The Secret Room reviews

Thranduil leads his young son Legolas to a hidden chamber and reveals a mystery of his past.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-8-04 - Published: 12-8-04

43. The Battle of the Five Armies reviews

Legolas tells his account of the Battle of the Five Armies and his meeting of the hobbit, Bilbo.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-8-04 - Published: 12-8-04

44. On the Threshold of Peril reviews

The Fellowship journeys towards Caradhras and into the path of an avalanche.

Complete - Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-8-04 - Published: 12-8-04