Is it possible for someone to become addicted to therapy, and if so how would you treat them?

This is basicaly me being a total nutjob. Don't take anything I say in this profile seriously. I won't publicly agree with anything I say, think, do, don't do, want to do, will do. And that means if I publicly molest you, I can't confirm anything with the police.

Name- Spooky.

Sex- No thanks.

Age- A woman never reveals her age.

Hobbies- I like to draw, read, flirt with random woman, being a foot stool for my Flame, hang out with friends, torturing these friends, singing in the shower, crosheting ( what a laugh ), metaphoricaly drowning my dog in love, and taking care of plants especially! I try to spend at least an hour every day tending to my greenhouse. Used to be an author of FP.com, however reality cut my internet time down by half.

Who is but the form, following the function of what, and WHAT I am..Isn't very reasuring- I have an..interesting family/group of friends. Octopi are the superior animals/things on Earth. I like painting my toenails dark blue. Best present to give me is a pencil/pen (I am always losing mine, it's some kind of humor only God finds funny). I have such a huge paranoia problem, I've even put my counselors on edge when I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it. I have a hard time remembering anything that has to do with identification (like, lets say I've been your best friend for 10 years yet I can't remember your number or what your sister looks like, or if you even have a sister, but I can tell you every math problem and answer from last month's assognment). I have a severe phobia of needles; it's quite hilarious (afterwords) how three nurses usually have to hold me down. My most disliked word is diserve, and favorite is imagine ( that sounds like total bullshit, huh? ). Not much interesting stuff about me. I have horrible blood circulation problems, so my outer limbs are also ice cold. I collect little liquer bottles (you know, like those tiny sample things? But I like ones from different countries, the look all pretty and decorated. Shame I hate all things alcoholic. :lightweight/embarressing memories:) I have a very..Sadistic sence of humor; I can't help but want to shoot myself whenever I laugh at the thought of a stampede of horses run over a baby (and lets not even get to the Holocost).

OK. For the last time: NO, I didn't get my name from that pedo-luvin-girl Aura in the /Hack series. I go through name phases, and for ONE year a long time ago, back when I was a naive piece of vertebrea, this was the one. And I'm not changing it, too many people know me by this, and I hate confusion. (In other words, I'm lazy as hell.)

Just recently changed my name (more like edited). It's still the same, just more pleasing to look at.

Yes, I am a total homosexual/slash fan, but only on the male side of the spectrum. I get enough lesbian action at home as is. Thankfully, my small addiction hasn't spread (yet) to me cornering my gay-male friends and demanding facts of their sexual nature. But I do find it rediculously adorable to tease my straighter friends of theirs. They're the bashful ones - except Jacy. Whore, toothsome darling whore that she is.

My first slash fandom (though I didn't know the term then) was Spock/James. No joke. I was around..9 at the time. My uncle invited me over for a week, when I still lived in CA, and we watched Stark Trek TOS about three times front and back. So me, being surrounded by gay men day to day because of mom, wondered what they'd be like together! They were pretty close after all. So time flew by, I'm in middleschool and BAM, the slashyness of those two hits me again! By this time I had already achknowledged being a lesbian, which seemed to only fuel me more to explore the world of homosexual love. And now Star Trek 2009 has brought me back to where it all began. Thank you Gene Roddenberry, you have truely touched my life.

Any form of M-preg pieces of fiction are an instant kill-joy. Well, I must admit, I do find gender bender stories fun to read. If they are of course fun to read. Most I find are elementary level written, or have a flat plot and characters. There's a challenge for someone! Write a -for once- interesting round story with all the characters sexs' switched up. Speaking of M-preg, without female hormones one wouldn't be able to maintain the pregnancy. And most stories don't ever include the intake of any kind of hormone. Makes you wonder doesn't it..Is the child born with a shrunken penis, split personalities, and missing fingers?? OH GOD, I must find out. Damn you FF.net for planting these unpleasant thoughts to mine, damn you..

Also generic weak (character) female pairings (hence the reason why I prefur male/male a bit more) are a turn off for me. If I'm to like a female character, she damn well better be a bitch I don't wanna mess with. What can I say? I like hardcore woman, and that's my real life weakness. Mmm.

Harems? Instant turn off for me. I also hate it when I open up a story only to read an entire sentence written in caps. Even worse when they forget to put in the exclamation mark.

Every person has their Achilles heal. And mine on FF.net just happens to be sibling fiction. Especially if it involves Harry Potter and some half ass twin of his. I'll pretty much read any story that follows alongs those lines, even if they are all shitty. But then again, if you're stuck in a hospital for a year, you get pretty desperate for something entertaining. Damn you FF.net, damn you again..

Oh, and a hint to some people out there! Never ever say you suck at summaries..in your summary. That pretty much tells everyone that you aren't creative enough to write something they'll read. But then again, we all know people read it anyways, something about curiosity killing the cat..

Not a good idea to tell people this is your first story either. Tells me you're wanting soft readers who'll go easy on you in their critics. Soft reviewers are hardly ever fully honest and suger coat everything. Not a good way to start out.

Oh and I just have to get it out. I can't keep it in any longer. Twilight series? BLEGHKT! For me anyways. (But God help me if I can't get enough of Twi/HP X-overs) Maybe if that whats-her-face main character girl realized that people without blood circulation (Not to mention having no ability to produce any bodily fluids, tears, sweat, ect.) can't get an erection (thus make babies), she'll turn lesbian and come running to me. Only to be flung into a ditch without a second glance. Bitch. Chao. :)

(OH OH. I just asked my friend Andy about the erection thing. She, in all her honorable wisdom said: "That's easy, he's got venom running through his veins." At which point I promptly bent over and spewed out my insides.)

And people, stop complaning about how horrible gay shit is. Just be glad your neighbors aren't twins and one happens to be a homicidal, exhibitionist, necrophiliac, and an alive twin.

Some reccomendations for you? Sorry, don't update this often. :lazy:

Full Circle - Nike Femme- FMA - COMPLETED

The Nine Broken Mirrors - Ayien - Naruto ( Deffinately the best war story I have read online. I dare you to find another just a great and with just as much emotion. )

The Burning Time - Misora- Witch Hunter Robin - COMPLETED - Sequal is now up! Check it up too.

Wing of Dragon, Song of Goddess -NickelS- Vision of Escaflowne ( Takes place during movie. I very much recommend this story to those who didn't fully understand Sora's part in the movie. Also check out her homepage. Click the Link WoDSoG that has a picture of Folken and Sora. )

A Little Light of Love - Kikiko- FMA - COMPLETED ( Reading it makes me feel smart like her. :tears: Such a wonderful person too. )

The Sleeping Seishi - Serious Black- Fushigi Yuugi - COMPLETE

The Marriage Stone - Josephine Darcy- Harry Potter

In An Alternate Universe - Ms-Figg - Harry Potter - COMPLETED ( :coughblush/fansself: I pretty much put this up here for the free written porn, and the plot!)

Face Value - firefly - Naruto - COMPLETED ( Read her other stories too! She's great with humor. )

Home - Lanaea - Star Trek Movie 2009 ( Holy fuck, if you want wonderfully complex relationships, you want this. Trust me. You WANT IT. Not to mention one of the most 'in-character' stories I've ever read. )

Naruto's Compensation - DisobedienceWriter - Naruto - COMPLETED ( My opinion of this fantastic story is largely based on the ending. For it doesn't matter how great the story was, it's the ending that really defines it. (I'm also putting this up along with Disobedience's other stories. ))

The Flooding Dark, The Evening Strange - herongale - FMA - COMPLETED ( The completed series is in Herongale's LJ, check out the homepage for it. )( Probably one of the most profound and deep stories I have ever read on the internet. It's stories like this that make me angst inside thinking I'll never right something that actually means something; and not just to myself but to others. When I read a piece of work that is anything but superficial I can't help but feel a tremendous amount of guilt at my seemingly abandonned bookshelves lining my wall. It's material like this that will eventually lead to my leaving of the internet as a whole. :sigh: When did this get depressing?! )

All Credit Goes to the Authors of those stories! And of course, these aren't the only stories out there I like alot. I'm just too..lazy to put the others up.

FP.net

Queen of Glass - S.J.Maas - Original Story

A retelling of the classic Cinderella story from a completely different point of view.
COMPLETE - Fiction » Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Action/Adventure

So this is the entrance to Hell? It's drier than I expected. Time to wonder if my coffin has that lifetime guarantee.