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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter. Just a furry old buzzard who enjoys reading and Harry Potter fanfiction. I live in the southeastern US, although I have also lived in California, Wyoming, Florida, Nebraska, Arkansas, Alaska ... okay, so I have moved around a bit. It's called happy feet syndrome. Update as of 1/29/09 - I have some health problems which from time to time inhibit my ability to write. I do keep working on stories as often as I can, so I appreciate your patience. For Growing up Granger, I have reloaded an improved, re-edited first chapter and am currently working on the next one. Vern | |||||||||||
1. Hell Bound Harry reviewsOne-Shot An unusual, darkish, Azkaban Harry story. Told entirely first person by Harry, as he answers questions to tell of how he came to be there, and who really killed Voldemort and Dumbledore. Not for everyone: Read notes at start.Rated M language.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,853 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-13-09 - Harry P. - Complete2. Our Turn reviewsA fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - CompleteHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,763 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-9-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete3. Dementia On Steroids » reviewsAs it seems in-vogue to have a file where weird things that fall out of the author's head can reside for your perusal and comment, this is my own personal place to store the weirdness that comes from my brain on occasion. Rated M for possible adult topicsHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,644 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-10-09 - Published: 6-26-084. Oh No! Not Again! reviewsFun romp through the early Hogwarts years with H/Hr/L wreaking havoc on history and Wizarding society after waking up in their 10 & 11 year old bodies. Character bashing rampant in this redo. Rated M for language, adult situations and themes, and violenceHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 122 - Published: 2-3-09 - Harry P. & Luna L.5. Not Only No, But reviewsComplete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for LanguageHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 74 - Published: 12-7-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete6. The I I, I I Harry Potter DoOver » reviewsTwo weeks after second year Harry wakes up with memories of being much older. He knows what will happen and vows to stop it, to stop Voldemort before he even comes back. But can he get out from under the Dursleys and the MOB? H/HR language and violence AUHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,283 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 11-20-08 - Published: 3-4-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G.7. Teachers' Pet reviewsFiclet set in a nebulous time frame to satisfy all the prudes and pervs out there. Strong sexual overtones and innuendo drive this tale of how to cheer up a very unhappy Harry. Harry/multi Just so you know, the apostrophe in the title is correctly placed.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-18-08 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete8. The Worst Timing reviewsOne-shot. What if Harry Potter gave up on life just before receiving his Hogwarts Letter. What would happen to him and what would the repercussions be. Character DEATHS, Dark theme, language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 6-23-08 - Harry P. & Albus D. - Complete9. The End reviewsPARODY-Humor One Shot One humorous way in which we might have seen a much earlier end of the dastardly depraved dark dink. Rated for language & insanity causing decidedly depraved diabolical content. My sincere apologies if you suffer brain damage.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,378 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-14-08 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete10. The Demise of Tom Riddle reviewsComplete One Shot AU DH spoilers. Just one way Riddle might have been gotten rid of a bit earlier than in the series. Takes place near end of DH. Somewhat super powered Harry. Rated for language.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-8-08 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete11. Rising Phoenix » reviewsA rollicking HHr story of 7th year, which PARODIES many of my favorite authors while telling a fun story of what COULD happen. An Azkaban story, sort of, with many surprises. Oh, and clench your buttocks, it is a sometimes bumpy ride. You've been warned..Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 178,407 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 9-26-07 - Published: 3-5-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.12. Growing Up Granger reviewsSix year old Harry Potter can't take any more beatings and not being fed. He takes a chance opportunity to run away and is picked up by a very kind family. H/Hr/plus Rated for graphic scenes of abuse, & violence. Ch1 edited & slightly revised for clarityHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,069 - Reviews: 76 - Published: 8-14-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.13. A Walk in the Park » reviewsDuring the summer after HBP Harry finds his friends have had to leave so he goes for a long walk. An overheard conversation leads to some interesting developments and some new possibilities in his life. Now a WIP.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,738 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 2-10-0714. Father Xmas reviewsOne Shot A lonely fanfic author has an extended visit from a certain jolly old elf. When said author tries to share the stories he's heard from said elf things don't quite go as planned... but the garden looks great.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-11-07 - Complete
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