| Sulkie Wolfen |
Author has written 42 stories for Lion King. 4/27/08: Whoa, I've been on this site for 41 months today. Also, the code I had to type to log in was "admin rewarding." Oh, FFN, and here I thought you were above subliminal messaging! Anyway... So I looked up "squackin" on Google... man, it means a lot of different things... small game hunting, what? I'm a vegetarian... No, I'm not back. I never really go away. And I never really come back either. Honestly, no one ever misses you as much as you want them to. I have a half-finished chapter three for Misconception somewhere on my computer. God, writing "SQUACKIN!" made me... sad. It's been a while, guys. I'll warn you before you read its 800-word-long self, it's not exactly a laugh-a-minute kind of fic. I set out to write a crackfic, but sometime along the way I decided I really did think it was an interesting topic... ScarxNala with sexual confusion, I mean. I think it really would justify the weirdness of the pairing. Certainly Scar's attraction rising from the simple desire to continue his genetic line. Ugh I really didn't mean to go on this long. Mmmph. It's also possible you never knew me before stumbling onto this page. Well, I've been writing Lion King fics about the pairing ScarxNala (with a few other TLK one- two- and three-shots stuck in there...) for over three years now. Before you ask, yes, one-sided ScarxNala is semi-canon. See the musical k ughhh I don't want to talk about this. Anyway, it's a pairing that has interested me since I was barely eleven years old. Mmm, I seem to recall a particularly nice reviewer once called short, depressing fics about Lion King my own art form. I honestly don't get around the TLK section much anymore, I don't know if anyone else writes about the pairing at all, but if they do... well gosh, I guess I inspired something. Ughhh I sound so condescending... You need fics. I need sleep. Let's go fulfill those needs. God, tomorrow morning I'm going to look back on this and be embarrassed, I just know it... I'm really pretentious, everything I do is staged, and I was once a staple of the Lion King section of FFN. But now I'm a washed up shell of a fic writer, ahaha. I'm not great. My pen name is impossible to spell. Yeah, so informational. Notice how I've been getting less and less coherent as this goes on... mmm... -Soulkey Woolfin. I told you so. | |||||||||||
1. SQUACKIN! reviewsThe Scarred Queen and King Nala. On sexual confusion. This is super duper self-indulgent and not very funny if you don't remember me from 2005-- and seriously, who the heck does?Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-08 - Scar/Taka & Nala - Complete2. Obsession Rewritten reviewsREWRITTEN! They never loved each other, they just wanted each other to love them. ScarxNala and what they each have to say about it. Some swearing and, er, mature content.Lion King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete3. The Epic Tragedy! reviewsKiara and Kovu are so much funnier when they're dead! Rated for bloody violence.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-15-07 - Complete4. Misconception » reviewsScar plays the voice of wisdom and clears all the misconceptions about his past by telling his story himself. First two chapters up. Rating may change. On hiatus.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-30-07 - Published: 1-28-075. Overdue Shame reviewsSomewhat of a rewrite of The Pain of Death. Finally, in the last five minutes or so of her life, Kiara learns the art of shame.Lion King - Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-28-07 - Complete6. SoulKey WoolFin reviewsThe fic in which Scar and Nala FINALLY get it on. Or, in which Sulkie Wolfen parodies herself.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-20-06 - Complete7. Imperfection reviewsIt's weird how imperfection can seem so perfect. Nala's POV, mostly streamofconsciousness stuff. An expansion of Obsession. ScarxNala.Lion King - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-06 - Complete8. Jitimai Rewritten reviewsNala was the only cub Scar didn't kill at the start of his rule, and now she knows why. Rewritten!Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-2-06 - Complete9. The Scarred King and Queen Nala » reviewsWho's sexing who? DISCONTINUED... may be rewritten someday.Lion King - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,772 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 2-26-05 - Complete10. Obsession reviewsScarxNala... It's not love, it's the need to be loved.Lion King - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-15-06 - Complete11. When Did This Happen? reviewsQuestions with no answer and answers with no questions. Scar wonders if he'll ever know.Lion King - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-06 - Complete12. Hell's Lovely » reviewsFearing that he will be found out for his murder of Mufasa, Scar returns to the Pridelands with Simba. AU, obviously. DISCONTINUED.Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-15-06 - Published: 9-8-05 - Complete13. Sulkie Wolfen's Days of Comedy reviewsAnd then I tried to be funny!Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-27-05 - Complete14. What Are You On About? Rewritten reviewsAfter all this time, Scar is still trying to answer that stupid question.Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-5-05 - Complete15. Lyric and Tune reviewsRight in the humble lair of King Scar, a war takes place... between king and stooge.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-05 - Complete16. Fangs of Hate reviewsAfter Simba's disappearance, something deadly and fierce has begun to grow within Nala... a dark monster, one twisting her thoughts. But how badly off is she, when she watches her King with pity for his own predicament?Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-5-05 - Complete17. Under the Stars reviewsWhere was Nala's only home under the rule of Scar? Loosely based on a song from A Chorus Line, but not a songfic, never fear.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-10-05 - Complete18. Zamani Za Vita reviewsZamani Za Vita, Vitani. It's special!Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-10-05 - Complete19. What Are You On About? reviewsServant found it right to tattle... yet it threw master into insanity. Servant ask, what are you on about? And master cannot comprehend. READ THE REWRITE I TELLS YA.Lion King - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-2-05 - Complete20. Loss reviewsBut Mommy, I wanna angst! ...At times, Kiara feels as though she's the only one.Lion King - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-16-05 - Complete21. I Didn't Write It! reviewsWow, disclaimers these days...Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-8-05 - Complete22. Only to One reviewsUnlike the pride, the audience doesn't hate Scar for his predicament-- they think it's funny. Consider the fourth wall shattered beyond repair.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-7-05 - Scar/Taka - Complete23. Thanks to Me reviewsHe never lets Sarabi finish her sentences. SCARANGST OH NOES.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-29-05 - Complete24. Indifference reviewsEven Banzai respects the importance of The Madness of King Scar to the Lion King trilogy. A possibly entertaining waste of your time.Lion King - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-21-05 - Complete25. Jitimai reviewsNala knows perfectly well Scar's passion for the ancient tradition that would technically rid her of life, but he spared her... and she never knew why, until now. READ THE REWRITE PLEASE THANKS.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-21-05 - Complete26. No One Cried the Life of Me reviewsThey all think I'm helpless and stupid to love him, but no, I am much more than that. Oh, Zira.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-3-05 - Complete27. Go Ahead and Lay the Guilt on Me reviewsYou are mistaken, my nephew. I am not the murderer, for look into your own eyes, and see your hate.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-1-05 - Complete28. Not Taken reviewsHe lived at the lower hand of life for years, unable to express thoughts nor feelings. And yet, the horrid and remorseful King trusted him with all he knew.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-13-05 - Complete29. If I Wanted You More reviewsAll about Nala. Ooh, she hates him. TSKAQNfic.Lion King - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-3-05 - Complete30. Unthinkable reviewsAnd then the unthinkable happened. And by the unthinkable, of course, I mean this fic.Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-3-05 - Complete31. After The Lion King » reviewsAn alternative sequel to TLK, in case you hate Simba's Pride as much as I did when I was eleven.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-12-05 - Published: 12-29-04 - Complete32. In Accounts of Nala reviewsWhat truly is Nala, in the twisted and remorseful mind of Scar? Certainly not this.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-11-05 - Complete33. Prideland Information Source » reviewsSeneerie interviews various members of the pridelands. Really old, nothing but crack. DISCONTINUED.Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 12-7-04 - Complete34. On the Promontory of a Tyrant reviewsScar reminds Mufasa that there was more to their cubhood than the fun and games and warm brotherly moments. Angstangstangst.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-05 - Complete35. Trapped in Remorse reviewsNala was my mother, but she did not feel that way. The sequel to Broken Love.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-24-05 - Complete36. Broken Love reviewsAs she sits in stress and misery, are her parents oblivious? Apparently, as they never seemed to care... but can she really blame them?Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-23-05 - Complete37. I Do Not Wish to Kill reviewsConcerning romance, what are Scar's thoughts? We know how he detests Simba and Mufasa... but what about a few certain females?Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-23-05 - Complete38. The Pain of Death » reviewsHer life was nearing an end... what to say, in those last few moments? DISCONTINUED, GOSH.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-14-05 - Published: 12-6-04 - Complete39. The Lion Who Became King with Help From a Hyena » reviewsSpoof on The Lion King. Why must I even dignify this with a summary? DISCONTINUED.Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-23-05 - Published: 12-6-04 - Complete40. That Little Hairball reviewsThe Scarangst to begin all Scarangst. Why on earth doesn't he want to kill him?Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-17-05 - Complete41. The Most Annoying reviewsYou know, Zazu.Lion King - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-17-05 - Complete