Hiya!
A Little About Me:
I'm a female, American teenager. All in all, not a very good combination: i'm childish, whiny, overly-sensitive, kinda bitchy, vengeful, violent, and I bite back. I also attend a charming little place known as Mojave High School...you may have heard of us, we're that one school that keeps popping up on national news with everything from a suicide in the parking lot to the bus stop shooting. -.- And to think, people wonder why we have no school spirit...
Other Notes:
I love slash/yaoi. Most of my stories and favorites are slash/yaoi. Just so everyone knows.
My fave characers include:
Harry Potter (he's a hero...only travel-sized! ~ kidding, kidding...but he's short...and its funny...and you got to love hero-complex boy...especially the whole way JKR made Harry like the light side of Riddle--he was neglected and a half-blood, and ironically enough has the same color eyes of the Killing Curse)
Severus Snape (must love his bastardness)
Ron Weasley (truthfully, it IS irritating for him to be semi-jealous of Harry all the time, but alas, his character is only human)
Remus Lupin (amber-eyed, quiet, and a werewolf...need I say more?)
Sirius Black (only irritates me when he's being a bastard to Snape, but other than that, he's lovable)
Zacharais Smith (I blame Lightning on the Wave--a fave, check out the profile, HP fans!--for him. He's such an asshole. Its great! )
Neville Longbottom (really, I love the character, but I have this need for him to be a bastard in my AU fics)
Terry Boot ('cause no one really knows of who the hell he is)
Luna Lovegood (amusing, that's all I'll say)
Draco Malfoy ('cause blondes are fun to control)
Uzumaki Naruto (he's small, cute, blond, and utterly lovable)
Sai (Smile! Nether-region-obsessed prick! Squeee! It was love at first sight!)
Rock Lee (He has...the POWER of YOUTH!! --starts laughing uncontrollably-- Oh gawd, it hurts SO GOOD!)
Nara Shikamaru (Complete brilliance all wrapped up in a languid noodle of troublesome laziness!)
All Akatsuki (EVIL jerks always get my fave spots)
Jiraiya ("Research", he says. --breaks down into laughter again--)
Ryoma Echizen (...I think i have this thing for main characters..MADA MADA DANE!)
Syuusuke Fuji (A smiling sadist. Its inevitable.)
Eiji Kikumaru (Acrobatic and chipper and playful! Neko-nya!!)
Kaoru Kaidoh (There's not enough Mamushi-love!)
Dan Taiichi (...and he...is the most uke of all...)
Fave books:
Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling)
Vampire Chronicles (Anne Rice)
The Fountainhead (Ayn Rand)
Fave manga:
Ouran High School Host Club (Bow down to the cross-dressers.)
Lovelss (Home of the cat-eared virgins and the masochistic butterfly man.)
Tokyo Babylon (It's so wonderfully tragic...)
RG Veda (Its tragic, warped, and bloody...and contains the most effeminate anime character alive: ASHURA!)
Demon Diary (Demon Lords should not remind people of cotton candy. XD)
La Esperanca (HELLZ YEAH for the angsty catholic kidz!)
Cafe Kichijouji (I wish I had co-workers as fun as these psychos...)
Death Note (Everyone loves a genius mass murderer and the psychotic genius detectives trying to catch him...)
Fave Series (TV):
Yu Yu Hakusho (Kurama owns all. Fanfic-Kurama is a manwhore--just the way we like 'im! LOL)
Kyo Kara Maou (When g-strings are a code of uniform for demonic men, you know it just HAS to be somethin good.)
Gundam Wing (Where boys dressing in spandex and priest uniforms look cool.)
Air Gear (Akito/Agito ROCKS! HELLZ YEAH for pretty boys with split personalities!)
Getbackers (Super-powers, a city of anarchy, two guys just trying to earn some money, and much forced cross-dressing...really, what more do I need? And its not even yaoi/shounen ai...)
Naruto (best in Japanese, though...the American voice actors just don't flow right with me...XD)
Prince of Tennis (Beware the INUI JUICE!!)
Fave Pairings:
Harry Potter
SnapexHarry (Ahhh...my OTP!)
SiriusxHarry (...what is wrong with me?)
RemusxHarry (I can't even pretend I have a legitimate reason for this pairing.)
Any male Weasley (except Arthur)xHarry (Harry is the Weasley man-whore! .)
SiriusxRemus (Aww! Puppy love!)
SnapexRemus (True love is giving your significant other large quantities of steaming puke! Heck yeah!)
RonxDraco (Strawberry-blond kids...awwwww!!)
LuciusxSnape (...dark and sexy...heh heh heh...)
SasuNaru (I think this is one of those 'rivals/best friends make best lovers' things...)
SaiNaru (Because Sasuke just wasn't good enough, the traitorous prick...)
ItaNaru (This...is just warped.)
GaaNaru (...common ground...?)
KakaIru (Doesn't make a lot of sense, but LUVIN' IT!)
GaaLee (Makes even less sense, but together they make a kid with normal eyebrows. WoOt!)
NejiShika (Now that I think about it, isn't it scary?)
LeeSaku (On second thought, this is scarier. But they are pretty cute. GIVE UP ON EMO-SASUKE, SAKUURAA!)
ShinoKiba (Team Eight lovin'!)
KisaIta (BWAHA! Cute...in a demented sharky-psycho-killer way.)
SasoDei (...I never really understood this pairing, but I still like it.)
Thrill Pair (FujiRyo) (I bet Fuji is possessive...poor, uke Ryoma...)
Pillar Pair (TezuRyo) ("Pillar," uh-huh, suuuuure...if that isn't innuendo, I don't know what is...)
MomoRyo (Dense yet lovable seme and cold, antisocial uke. Its just so original, I can't help but love it!)
TezuFuji (Cold, indifferent seme and smiling, sadistic uke...a match made in heaven!)
Golden Pair (OishixEiji) (Its practically canon, people.)
InuiKaidoh (...Did Kaidoh ever understand the "date"?)
KawamuraFuji (BURNING LOVE, BABY!!)
MizukiYuuta (Entertainment factor: You know Syuusuke isn't going to be happy.)
Stories:
Forsake Me Not- Work in Progress; i'm working as hard as I can!
Justification- Pretty much on Hold; i'm trying to finish FMN first, or at least get mostly through it before I update on this one...
I Played Fate and Won- Still borderline crack...and continuing its infamous existence...
Don't Step On The Welcome Mat- I couldn't help but take a dip in the Naruto fandom.
~~~~Quotes~~~~~
--Desi: You know how the seniors have those jerseys that say "Kiss my class goodbye"? I think we should have one that says "I survived Mojave." with gunshot holes all over it.
Max: I survived four years of this crap and all I get is a lousy jersey?
Psychology teacher: That's rather morbid...of course, assuming you all survive until your senior year...
Class: O.o
Jordan: Well, thanks for that vote of confidence.
--"How much time do we have left?"(Trig teacher)
"Too much." (Damien)
--"...I'm not following the logic of this conversation." --unknown
--"Yeah, I have a Jesus action figure. With gliding action!" (Desiree)
--(in AP Psychology class) Teacher: (lecturing) ...Mama mia!
Class: (burst out into song) Here we go again! My my, how can I resist ya?
Psychology teacher: (blinking) ...What the hell was that?
Robert: I don't know; it was like a compulsion or something!
--"There's always going to be that one guy who gets dropped off by the police on Sunday, missing half his clothes, and no one knows why." (Studies teacher)
--Erick: (during discussion over teacher's love interest) Wow, is it a guy? I didn't know your boat floated that way, sir...
Me: There's nothing wrong with floating that way. My boat floats both ways!
Erick: No, your boat sunk.
--Robert: I swear, I always get electrocuted during the Christmas season. All those stupid little lights i'm hanging on the tree...i'm barely touching them, and then BZZT!
Alice: (mock-consolingly) That's the Christmas spirit, Rob. Obviously something is wrong with you.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
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