Hello my name is Kayla, I am a huge fan of everything below. I am on almost 24/7 reading, or playing The Sims 2. When I am not on I tend to be watching movies. In rare cases I am out with friends but I am one of those people who actually likes to be alone alot.

Before I say anything else and bore you all to death, I have recs for Harry Potter and Stargate, at the bottom of my profile. Three in each fandom One-Shot, Long Fic, and Update Dangit.

Other then that. I am sarcastic and obsess constantly. My dreams are filled with men, bare chests and me, OH MY! XD I like to bug my online friends (waves) I dont lie when I say I obsess and am sarcastic. I seriously am. All I do day in and day out is sit with my laptop and type and read. Along with playing games of course.

I am honest in my reviews. I give one lined reviews, I give twenty line reviews. I will give CC(constructive criticism), or nothing. I review, I dont review. Depends on if I am in a hurry, good mood, grumpy mood. I got six emails the other day from people complaining about not reviewing, but adding to favorites, CC, and getting a one lined review.

This site is not to boost your ego, so if you have a problem with a one lined review or no review, I am sorry, but you will live. This site is to help with your writing and to allow others to comment on your writing. For good or bad. I am also sorry if you dont happen to like the fact I give CC. I dont appreciate hate mail either way. I am nice in my CC, I dont flame, but dont post on this site if you dont like helpful comments.

With that warning. I love to chat, feel free to IM me. I will be nice, honest! (looks innocent)

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Lol I love KaylaKML! XD Its my name and my middle and last initials for those wondering.

Now more info about me. Hmm. My favorite color is green. I never eat meals at meal times. I was/am homeschooled. I sleep usually during the day, unless for some reason I need to change my schedule. I wont clean my room for eons. I have a million books, half of which I will never read. I am very shy. Oh and I randomly say/type things when there is a tense silence or am bored like, 'I am bored', 'Yo bucko', 'I like pigs', 'OMG', and many others. Hehe.

I have 1 brother. Ryan, my evil twin. He is in the Army.

I am a Pepsi Aholic. At least three cans a day. It's all I drink. I wont drink regular. Has to be caffeine free. I will occasionally have a glass of apple juice or Diet A&W but nothing else. I never get dressed. Minds out of the gutter! I mean that I wear pajamas 24/7 unless I have to go out.

I dream of world peace. (snort) Naw, I just like to make fun of stupid things like Miss/Mrs. America(s).

Previous UserNames: StargateFan, KaylaML, PinkFuzzies, PepsiGirly.

Shows: I am attracted to shows with alot of ship in them.

Stargate: My first ever real big, I will kill you if its cancelled, obsession.
Grey's Anatomy: In love with this. Period. The End.
House: Perfect. Wonderful. Drool Worthy.
Bones: Amazing. Brilliant. Woohoo(ish).
American Idol: Hilarious. Ear Throbing. Crazy.
Battlestar Galactica: Suspenseful. Unbelieveably GUH(ish). The Perfect Sci-Fi Show.

Pairings:

Sam/Jack (Stargate)
Derek/Meredith (Grey's Anatomy)
House/Cameron (House)
Booth/Brennan (Bones)
Paula/Simon (American Idol) Real Life Pairing
Draco/Hermione (Harry Potter)
Lily/James (Harry Potter)
Lee/Kara (Battlestar Galactica)

Recs: The top stories, in my opinion, from some of my fandoms.

Harry Potter: D/Hr

One-Shot: He Was Brave Enough
Summary: The title says it all. Geez! I get tears in my eyes everytime I read this. I am not one to get feely so when I admit I do it is a big accomplishment. I rec this to everyone. Though as are all my favorites, it contains a ship. D/Hr! Though it could be termed as a D/Hr friendish/enemy fic. Hehe.

Long Fic (Complete): Basketcase
Summary: Ugh! I cant do these great fics justice! I can seriously say that this fic brought a whole new level to the word heart-wrenching. It grasped it and wouldnt let go. Their is a sequel in the works. Just check out the author page!

Update Dangit: Temporary Insanity
Summary: My favorite Harry Potter fic. Period. The End. Or not. Hehe. Dang author cant update fast enough for me! I need a chapter every hour. Unfortunately, not going to happen. Hermione has a bad relationship. gasp He cheats on her. NO! Hermione quits because she had to work with that evil cheater! Hermione cant find a job because of a evil man named.. blank. Then WALAA! Draco offers her...and so it begins when she says NO! Hehe. Love it!

Stargate: S/J

One-Shot: Five Seconds
Summary: Its small. Almost a drabble. Just try it. You wont be let down. So in Character. So perfect. Everything that makes a One-Shot a One-Shot. Without any happiness. SJ! It makes you...ugh. No words. Its gut wrenching. You cant understand how so few words can do that to you.

Long Fic (Complete): Reap What Is Sown
Summary: Everything rolled into one. Its truly almost everything I have wanted in a story. Sam and Jack, alien influence. What do you think are the fallouts? Then the fallouts of the fallouts? Then the fallouts, of the fallouts, of the fallouts, ok now I am just being crazy, you get the picture, READ! But seriously, there is a fallout, of a fallout, of a fallout. And even a couple more! giggles

Update Dangit: After The Divide
Summary: Wow! The title is so unique, I mean who would guess this is a AU of what could have happened in Broca Divide where Sam tries to seduce Jack. In the show she doesnt. I hate the shows writers! Anyhoo, but in this fic she does. GASP I know, I know! Shocker! Hehe, this may be a bit cliche by now but this one is unique for the fact, ok its not really, but the way it is written is unique so off you go to read.

Kayla,
The Wierd Girl Who Reviews Your Stories XP