(!!GEARS OF NORRIS ART ICON BELONGS SOULY TO ArtfulNinja!! ME NO OWN!!)

Age: 17

Personality: A walking contradiction. I'm shy, then outgoing. Naughty, then nice. Procrastinative, then...aw hell, I'll finish this up later.

Bane(s) of Existence: School work, sisters, Grammar Nazis (even though i am one...damn double standards), Procrastination (DAMN IT TO HELL!), mid-day naps after school, milk before bed time (I get the wierdest and freakiest nightmares when i drink milk before bed, Wierd. D: ) and finally, people who overuse parentheses (DAMN IT!)

Currently Accomplishing: I am currently helping out many authors by beta'ing and editing their material for the maximum enjoyment of the readers. For the reason that those authors continually forget to add my work into their chapters, I will list the story and the author for you here.

Tex-Hemproio: "The Last True Crime": A Sly Cooper Fanfiction

SyxxFox: "Echo Halo: Run Alive Through the Light": A StarFox fanfiction. I would have just stuck with "Echo Halo" and called it good. Shrugs But hey, I am not the author. (And I have only edited chapters 27 through 33 so far...)

RingShadowCat: "Gambling Addictions": A StarFox fanfiction, can be found ONLY on Adutfanfiction.net under the guise of extreme adult content.

"Solitare": UNDER CONSTRUCTION! This story will hopefully be out before school starts for most. Same deal as above, Adultfanfiction.net only.

Sex: Eager, but not willing to chance the consequences of the morning after. So, I wait for marriage, at least then I wont wake up alone.

Friends on FF.net: Demon God of Chaos, RingShadowCat, and Galaxy1001. Check out their profiles if you like Naruto, StarFox, and Tenchi Muyo.

Favorite Animes: Tenchi Muyo, Naruto, Bleach, Full Metal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, Samauri Champloo, FLCL, Ghost in the Shell, more still to come.

More to come...

Parings I HATE:

Naruto x Hinata: I fucking hate this pairing. Why? Because its unrealistic. Entirely possible? Yes. Naruto is a great guy whose ability to give almost anyone a second chance has one the hearts and minds of his friends and fellow shinobi. Naruto, given a few years and some fancy jutsu, could have any girl he wanted if he put in the effort. There are dozens of great women for Naruto to chose from. Why the hell pick Hinata? The chances of Naruto and Hinata being together are extrmely slim for the following reasons:

1. Hinata is very easy to overlook, 2. She has nothing to visually offer (eye candy, no "assets"), 3. Despite her Byakugan, she is only a 'capable' shinobi, 4. She is WAY to damn shy to get over her fainting of Naruto, 5. Naruto is an extremely blunt, but caring person, and Hinata takes everything Naruto says too seriously...I mean, down to dotting of his i's. 6. Her father, nor Neji or the rest of the Hyuuga branch would allow the two of them to be together, 7. And the chances of Hinata growing a pair of balls (speaking figurativly of course) and telling her old man and family to get bent and tell them they she and Naruto will be together is non-existant.

I believe that I will put this to rest now. Naruto and Hinata just wont work. I've seen and read pairings between Naruto and some character with marginal backstory or screen time that have better chemistry. Naruto might date her, and he might stay with her: For the very reason of that he doesnt want to see any of his friends unhappy.

But still the pairing sucks. Hinata's a mouse, and Naruto is a Fox. Besides, could you imagine that flat-chested, no-assed, pasty-skinned, stuttering wimp having the nerve to get naked? Would you expect her to maintain consciousness if Naruto takes his pants off? Thats right, I think not.

I hate this pairing more than Sasuke x Naruto. And I generally, generally, hate yaoi.

Complete Stories:

Sake: This story was a request by Metal Chick Crisis 2040, so i wrote it. Believe it or not, it was all written to her in a message, but I later decided against it and wanted to suprise her, so i uploaded it and here it is. Naruto returns from a mission in Rice country, and returns to Tsunade with a gift and a little bit of fluff. A feel-good story for the whole family! Slight Naruto x Tsunade. A/N I fixed it up, it is now less repetivitve, and I fixed a few things that were wrong...enjoy.

"Rumplestiltstails": This story came to me from out of the blue. I was takeing a shower when i thought "OMGZ! Rumplestiltstails!", and then i thought about Kyuubi...and then i pieced the two together and made this funny fic. Now i haven't proof read it, i just wrote it and uploaded it. Its about the Yondiame Hokage BEFORE he was all cool and Kage-like. Yup, Naruto got his clue-lessness from his daddy. Also, a Wizard of Oz easter egg if you can find it. : ) A/N: For some reason the Page breaks did not show up. I will try to remedy this.

Stories Currently Being Written:

"Mood and Humor: A Series of Naruto Ficlets":This is my first "serious" story , or a collection of stories that take place three years post time-skip. This for me is just a way to blow off some steam. The story is about whatever mood I'm in when im writing, wether it is somber or cheerful. If anyone has any ideas for furture ficlets, please write a review for the story containing your idea and i will write it to the best of my abilities. Basically a big whatever/fan request type deal. Chapter 2 is up! Rated: M

"Hot Spring":s This idea came to me in the shower: Naruto, Sai, and Sakura are relaxing at a hotspring while Yamato-taicho goes out scouting ahead. And then, true to Sai form, the artist of the team makes a comment about about Naruto's penis...and all hell breaks loose. Lets just say that Kyuubi comes out to play. It has little violence, but it displays some dark content, and an awkward sexual situation that most people might not like. Hell, not even I liked it when I wrote it...well I would be lying if I said that I didn't like writeing it...it is just something I am not used to writing. Also, it is NOT Yaoi...but is is Yaoi-ish in nature...so sorry m/m fangirls, it is not your story. But if you would leave an honest review, it would be appreciated. Rated: M

Plot Bunnies:

No Need for Naruto: This will a Tenchi Muyo/Naruto crossover. The first of its kind if im not mistaken. Naruto is 18 years old in this fic, and is transported to the Tenchi Universe when he uses an expirimental Jutsu to save himself and his squad from an Akatsuki ambush. This techniuqe works perfectly when it trasports his unconcious Taicho and two other injured ANBU comrades to the Konoha hospital for immediate medial attention. But when it is Naruto's turn to use the Jutsu to escape, Itachi interrupts the Jutsu, causing Naruto's already marginal chakra control to flux, createing a rip in time/space. Kyuubi uses up all of its chakra to stabilize rip long enough so that Naruto doesn't end up stuck in sub space, which is the proverbial 'gap' inbetween different universes.

I plan on this to be a NarutoxKyuubixWashu fic, with some slight NarutoxRyoko elements as well as TenchixRyoko. Oh, Naruto bitch slaps Ayeka! So please watch for that. Kiyone will appear and be a character even though i plan for this to take place within the Tenchi Ryo-ohki OVA series. Why? Because even Nine-tailed demon foxes have to bow to a goddess. Also, a Naruto centric fic. Rated: M

No Need for Ficlets: Just being myself, i have a bunch of plot cabbits that just don't fit into any story i could possibly create, so i will turn them into stand-alone ficlets until i say so otherwise. Also, i need ideas despite the fact that i have more plot cabbits than i know what to do with. If you have a request for a short Tenchi ficlet, please, message me, and i will write it out to the best of my abilities. Rated: T to M

No Need for Naruto Ficlets: Just a thought, Tenchi characters on the Naruto-verse. A change of characters. Including Yosho as the Sandiame Hokage, and Tenchi as the Yondaime Hokage, Sasami taking the place of Ayame the Raman Girl, Ayeka is the the Princess of Snow Country, Kyuubi is female, they are all still aliens. Just a collection of short stories to follow Naruto around through the more important arcs of the pre-time skip and then just silliness post-timeskip. Sasuke is still a mopey, brooding asshole, Sakura is still annoying, pre-timeskip anyway, and is slightly cooler post time skip. Tsunade will still become the 5th hokage, Yosho trains Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Jiraiya instead of Sarutobi...more will be explained as i write the story.(The story idea belongs to blood-angel 666, along with making Yosho the Sandiame and having Ryoko sealed up in the forbidden scroll. The rest of the character placement is my idea.) Rated: T to M

Seeing Red: They say Freak, when your singled out. A song fic in the planning stages. Naruto massacres nearly forty sound nin in front of team 7 after letting his anger get the best of him. Not intended to be a long song fic, hopefully no more than 2000 words for the sake of coherency. Song: The Red Artist: Chevelle Rated: T to M (Undecided)

Candy Shop: Another song fic in its planning stages. A Naruto fic, probably going into my Mood and Humor archive. Naruto visits the "Candy Shop", a place where a Ninja can get anything he/she desires... Song: Candy Shop Artist: 50 Cent Rated: M

Whispers in the Dark: Another song fic, also in its planning stages. Constant abuse from the villagers causes Naruto to hear a soothing voice while he sleeps, promising comfort and joys yet unexpirenced. Song: Whispers in the Dark Artist: Skillet Rated: M

Faint: Yet another song fic. Takes place in the Tenchi in Tokyo universe. Ryoko has had enough to Tenchi trapiezing around with Sakuya, so she has decided to get his attention, and she wont let him turn away. Song: Faint 07 Artist: Linkin Park Rated: T

Lonely Day: Sequal to the song fic Faint, Ryoko runs into the forest after speaking her mind to Tenchi...and it begins to rain.Song: Lonley Day Artisit: System of a Down Rated: T

Breath Into Me: Constable Sly Cooper and the newly promoted Detective Carmelita Fox make a bust on a big-time heroin dealer. During this drug lord's escape, something happens that no one foresaw. (Take place one year after the events of Sly 3...Sly Cooper DOES lose his memory) Song:Breath Into Me Artist: Red Rated: M

More plot bunnies will be added as they pop out of their hole like the wrascaly animals they are!