Yo.

Welcome to my profile. Here you might find a lot of crap dat you don't give a damn bout.
Hav fun.
Enjoy.

I'm a dudet dat is totally boring and lives with it. So if u gotta problem with it, go ahead, I wont stop ya, just don't bother me with it.

I have currently no storries on here. I had two, which sucked, so I deleted them. I am unable to make up good plots for my stories which ends up in them being either crap or me getting stuck in less then 5 chapter.

Now, I'm gonna explain u ppl a little of my opinion bout sum euh... stuff. (manga, book, movie, anime) I have a curse opon me which is the followin:

I like characters who always, sooner or later, join da evil guys (weather they wanna or not -.-U)
Which is only bad coz then they appear less in da euh... story.
O, and that's bad coz usually whne I like a character, I realy really REALLY like them!
insulting any of da characters below mentioned might get me more furious then insulting my latest failed plan for world domination.

If you don't believe me, check this out:

Naruto
UCHIHA SASUKE!
He's great and I fully support him joining da evil dudes. I think it's part of him, his character and all. Although I totally pity da fact dat he appears so little now! no fair -.-
Farther da more I like Gaara, Shikamaru, Kakashi, and Itachi. Everyone of dem is cool in their own way.
O, and Naruto is a stupid I'm-gonna-win-again-ppl-who-r-way-stronga-den-me-coz-I'm-da-main-character-and-know-da-meanin-of-freidnship loser! I'm very glad dat Sasuke has manged to excape from his "turn everyone cool into weaker nice ppl" rampage.

Eragon/Eldest
MURTAGH!
Poor guy! it's no fair! ppl, hear mey call: HE ISN'T EVIL FOR CRISTS SAKE!
o, and a very important message: ERAGON IS A BLOCKHEAD HOW SHOULD DIE A REALLY REALLY PAINFULL DEATH!
like, helooo?
"I had no choice."
"...should hav let u rot in hell..." (actually, he says cell or prison, but whateva -.-U)
"I had no choice!"
"...You're like your dad!"
like, DUDE, HAVN'T YA BEEN LISTENING?
I was about to rip da book to little piece.
I asure you, my Eldest book is now deaf and has nightmares in which he screams stuff like:
"it's not my fault Eragon's a blockhead and doesn't understand da meaning of such simple sentence!"
yeah... mayour sweatdrop

X-men (da movies)
PYRO!
He's got a smal play, I know, but I like him! It's no fair dat dat muthaPIEPer Ice dude wins! like, hell no!
O, and btw, I think the actor (Aaron Stanford) should be playing Murtagh in da upcomming Eragon movie.
Dis dude (Garrett Hedlund) looks a little wierd. And he has a big nose in most of da pics I saw -.-U

beyblade
KAI HIWATARI!
well... euh... I don't really support him betrayin da team all da time, but whateva. Brooklyn should die -.-
I must accept dat I think I'm kinda over this now (this refering to da show rather then the character or any situation da character might be in). snif snif.

Farther da more I like Harry Potter, though don't really hav a fav there.
And I like Arutha from Raymond E. Feist which I should not be mentioning here coz da stupid dude doesn't allow fanfictions (no fair -.-) and I guess dat's more or less da only character dat I lik best in a story dat doesn't turn evil. it's a miracle.

and now I don't feel like writting any more in my profile. muwahhahaha etc.

any more information you might desire about the psycho brainless mania which is me, just mail me and/or send mey one of those message thingies.
I wont ignore that, even if you just swear at me. I'll probably just call you names back or act extremely polite.
Auw well, whateva.