Those of you who have been here before might have realized that there's a lot of stuff missing. That's because I've finally got around to getting rid of a lot of crap that's been up here since I started. A lot of was dumb or stuff I've lost interest in, so I got rid of it. The quotes stay, and I'll be putting on some copy and pastes in a bit.
Here's some junk about me:
Name: It begins with a letter of the alphabet.
Age: A number between 1 and 1,000,000,000,000,000,000
Stuff I write about: Harry Potter, Star Wars (hence the pen name), Avatar: the Last Airbender, Legend of Zelda, Eragon, Storm Hawks (my newest obssession), Kingdom Hearts, and whatever else I feel like writing about.
Other junk: I play the violin and read a lot.
And now, a brand new section of my profile called...
Strange Things People Say!
In My Life!
"Get back or I'll use my lingerie!"
-Sam Apparantly to him ladies' underwear is some kind of weapon.
"Don't listen to her! She's nuts! She raised Dad!"
-Evan When I was asking my grandma for advice.
"Me: Evan, you're shaking your hips
Evan: So?"
-Me and Evan You don't wanna know.
"Look! It's foot!"
-Evan He had toothpaste on his foot. He was trying to say, "Look! It's toothpaste!"
"...And Sokka's wearing a bikini."
A friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous You see, she was talking about various Avatar characters at a swimming pool and she kept getting Katara and Sokka mixed up and... yeah.
"It feels like Ireland is plagerising Scotland's song."
-Me I'm playing this Scottish song on my violin in a concert, but the music sheet says it's Irish. Since I'm part Scottish, I felt insulted.
"Come to the dark side! We have cookies!"
-A friend of mine This one's pretty self-explanatory.
"She makes me so mad I wanna strangle a carrot!"
-Me Talking about Azula after the end of "The Avatar State."
"Sammy: I am making all the kids in Kindergarten into my minions to attack Katy and Evan
Dad: Sounds good!
Evan: he had two of them attack me at the science fair night and that was bad enough!
Sam: I was just going to get the boys, but the girls are easier to turn into minions
Evan: That's right! A little sweet talk is all it takes!
Sam: Yeah, like "I'll marry you if you do it."!
Dad(under his breath, shaking his head): forgive me Lord!"
-My Dad and brothers On girls. Yeah, now you can imagine my life at home.
"Mom: When was the last time you cleaned that thing?
Dad: Define cleaned."
- My parents talking about my Dad's pocketknife, which he was using to cut apple.
" Girls don't fart. Boys fart.Girls fluff."
-My friend Jen Well, let's just say we were all sugar high that night.
"My history teacher: But the French leader Napoleon..."
This crazy kid in my class: Dynamite!"
- History class A typical day at my school.
"When you have a cold, where do you feel cold first?"
"Outside!"
-A speaker at my school and a girl in my class Yup. More schoolroom insanity.
"Santa Claus is a ninja. He sneaks into people's houses every year and leaves stuff. And his suit is red from the blood of the kids who see him. The elves aren't really elves, either. They're migit ninjas."
- A fellow helper at VBS. A pretty morbid observation, espically considering that we were near a crowd of 3-and-4-year-olds at the time.
On TV!
"I'm sorry to say that the teacher made a mistake many first-year teachers make. She ate the cafeteria meatloaf."
-Mr. Barkin, Kim Possible
"For the last time, I don't know the Stevens family. My name is Lars Honeytoast, I'm a marine biologist, and I'm here on top secret government buisness."
-Twitty, The Even Stevens Movie
(reading a ransom note) "I can't believe it... I got the Boulder's autograph!"
-Sokka, Avatar: the Last Airbender
"Mr. Stevens: Twitty, what was the last thing the viewers saw before the cameras went out?
Twitty: Well, let's see... you were scratching yourself with a stick... for a long time...
Mr. Stevens: What else?
Twitty: Beans was sniffing a beetle...oh, and Ren was trying to kill Louis."
-Mr. Stevens and Twitty, The Even Stevens Movie
(after watching professor Professor do something really bad on the news)
Professor Professor: But that can't have been me! I'm right here!
Changed Daily: I know! You cunning fiend!
-The Secret Show
In Fanfiction!
"Link: Are there really people dumb enough to walk into lava?
Navi: I think it's for the village idiots of Hyrule."
-Link and Navi- The Hylian Chronicles, Time and Oblivion
"Let me tell you something, getting your uncle to shut up in almost as hard as defeating the Teen Titans."
- Slade- Talking to Zuko in Teen Titans Meets the Avatar
"At that moment, Lara did something that, truly, had never happened before.
She hit the Fire Lord.
Yes, you heard right. She hit him. Right on the head. So that he fell straight into his soup."
-Annoying, by Random Stuff About Stuff
“Katara: Where are you going!
Zuko: To make a cheesecake!”
-Katara and Zuko- In Which Stuff Happens
Wonderful is perhaps the fourth way Link would have described it, right after perfect, beautiful, and I’d rather be eaten by Redeads.
-The True Face of Evil
"I think that's a 'yes'. But it could also mean, 'I want a yo-yo'. I don't speak bush-freak."
- Rodana, Tigger and the Rock Hearts
That's all for now. There will be some more sometime very soon.
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