Ancient Chinese Proverb 'You Suck'

About me

Name: You may call me Skidder

Appearence: Short choppy guyish ashblonde hair, blue eyes, fairly tall, has a thing for hats, gloves, and scarves.

Age: old enough to legally get into an "r" rated movie

Birthday: In the fall

Favorite Food: toast

Favorite Drink: Arizona Green Tea

Favorite color: Green...

If I was the oppisite sex my name would be: Fraiser... (actually my mom wanted to name me that anyway)

Instrument: eh voice. flute recorder piano... mostly voice

Favorite kind of book: fantasy/scifi

Gender: Female

Siblings: Brother, 3 half sisters, and a step sister

Pets: 2 dogs (husky/mully & pug/roxy)

Hobbies: Watch tv, sleep, swim, listening to my ipod(Pooky), read fanfics, read, late night drives with friends, writing, drawing

Secret Wish: to be in a fantasy world

Fun Quotes-

"Stupid shiny Volvo owner!" - Bella Swan

Friend: I seem to recall you owing me a pickle
Me: I seem to recall you being a liar. stay away from my pickles
Friend: You cannot hide
Me: You'll find I'm remarkably talented at it
Friend: Your puny confidence amuses me
Me: Your giant ego makes me want to gag
Friend: You're gagging on my giant ego? sexy...

"I answered the phone in my pyjamas. What the phone was doing in my pyjamas is none of your business" ~ Flacco

"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." -Walter Kerr

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

me-old man sex
Friend-mmmm... old man sex
Both-"If you could do any x-men who would it be, and what would you do if they lost control of their powers when they had an orgasim-if you could make them?"

"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." -Jules de Gautier

"I think she's having hysterics maybe you should slap her." - Alice Cullen

"What happens if I wave my wand and nothing happens? - Harry Potter - "Throw it away and punch him on the nose." - Ron Weasley

"You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"-Patrick Star

Quotes of unknown origins

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why in the world can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh no, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you idiot!

If You's

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Give Up Your Prejudices, salion220, Skidder

The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw,charmedcrazy14, charmedbaby11, Touch of the Wind, Blonde Ravenclaw, skidder

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