Wow. Long time, no update, huh? So, now that I'm no longer the irresponsible kid I was when I first wrote my profile, some alterations are to be made.

Name: On here, Q. On 90 of the internets? Harls or Harley. In rl? Well, it's a crap name. Let's just leave it at that. Lol.

Age: 20 as of the 27th of the 4th. I'm getting old.

General Appearance: Average height, dark red hair, green eyes, pale. I'm one of those creepy Australian's who look like they've never been outside. In reality, I just don't tan well...

Likes: Hello Kitty, Naruto, Beyblade, HP, LOTR, James Patterson, Jet Li, music, Linkin Park, Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Hugh Jackman, Secret Life and my converses... And my kitty, Sebastien. She's a bitch, but I love her for it:)

Dislikes: Justin Bieber, people who can't spell (grr.), people who try to correct me on things like names (bitch please, if it's an incredibly rare OC, I named it, it's right. If it's a character, it's still right! Damn it!), people who laugh at my cat's name (Sebastien is an awesome name for a cat! Boy or girl!), people who call me emo (that makes me a sad panda... Especially since I hate emo kids.), people who say, and I quote, "Miley Cyrus is a good role model. I'm happy for my daughters to want to be like her." NO! She's a dirty skank, damn it! At least Britney didn't try to make you think she was little miss perfect!!

Extreme Hates: Miley Cyrus. Jonas Brothers. People who tried to get my beautiful country renamed to 'Jonastralia'. People who got me and Xavier busted on a gossip site saying we hated 'Jonastralia'. People who write a two hundred word fic, and write a two thousand word A/N.

As you can tell, I'm not a people person. I like smart people, and the majority seem to shy away from that...

It's my promise that every one of my fics are written to a specification of at least one thousand words, pre-A/N. I have refused to read some fics because they've been too short, so I know the disappointment.

And yes, my avatar is an elephant on a ceiling fan.

If you'd like up-to-date info on what I'm doing, follow my twitter: Harly_Quinn Not only will you learn when I'm writing, you'll also encourage me to write more! Yay! lmao

I struggle to write characters as they would be in the series, i.e. Kai is permanently pms-ing, but he isn't a beyblader. It's illogical for me to assume that I know what goes through his mind when he calls out Dranzer, but I do tend to know what goes through people's minds when they do somewhat average, but still stupid things, like getting drunk and going swimming on a six degree night...

I love yaoi, but most of my stories do start out het. Later on, I tend to decide what they should be. I've written two stories in my life that I had every intention of being yaoi, and, to add insult to injury, I failed my english class because my teacher didn't approve of homosexuality. Bitch.
Kai (from Beyblade) and Sasuke (from Naruto) are my favourite yaoi characters...EVER. It's just right. I watch the anime, and you pick up on little things, right? Like Kai's thinking of Takao all the freaking time? And pretty much everytime Sasuke speaks to Suigetsu? Totally gay. So is Juugo, but you don't see me complaining;)

Favourite pairings:
Beyblade
Miguel/Kai
Tala/Kai
Bryan/Kai
...Pretty much anyone not stupid/Kai. Kai is always uke. Always.

Naruto
Kakashi/Sasuke
Itachi/Sasuke
Naruto/Sasuke
Sasuke/Hinata

I read FMA fics from time to time... But they don't hold my interest for long...

I'm trying to avoid writing full stories, what with work and uni I don't have a lot of time... What I need is for someone to turn around and say "This is what I want." And for the people who say that, I'll write it, so long as I have next to no artistic freedom. Thats how I work. You give me a deadline, an idea and the characters to be used, and I'll do it. Even if its just a sentence or a quote to base it around. Any characters too, so long as it makes sense (As in, the chances of me doing Crusher/Ian or Anko/Jiraiya is not going to happen...).

And I just started a new job (at the most depressing place in the universe...) so updates might be a little random. You may also notice that I never update on weekends. I work weekends, and sometimes, I go out... Sometimes I even stay in with someone... Lol. So yeah, I only write on weekdays, and only have time to update during the week.

So yeah,
Lots of love,
xoxox.

I've had a couple of complaints over the last few weeks, which is a bit upsetting, but nothing I can't get over.

First of all, to anyone I accidentally have insulted when I have been referring to a character in a story, I'm sorry.
Not really, but if it makes you feel better, I'll say it. Where I've grown up, there's a lot of prejudice towards certain types of people, and I'll tell you right now it's not regarding their body shape or their skin colour, although that happens a lot too. Australia is currently the fattest country in the world, but the shocking thing is that people don't seem to care. That is what I have attacked in my fics. Not the fact that a character is fat, moreso the fact that they are being offered a remedy to their weight problem, and are so lazy/gluttonous that they complain when others try to help them.

The next person to complain to me about my mentions of Tyson and how fat he is (yes, "is", random girl who told me I was stupid) will be ignored completely. I don't care what you think about me, because I know that if you are going to attack me anonymously, then you obviously have no balls. Build a bridge and get over it.

Currently in progress:

Scrubs/Beyblade crossover: Tyson gets gastro and has to go to Sacred Heart. Insanity may occur, I haven't decided yet.

Random MiguelxKai fic: Tyson's retarded. Enough said.

I'm playing around with the idea of doing a Naruto version of 2:37. It's a brilliant movie with important messages for all teens and parents, and would fit soooo easily into Naruto it's not really funny. I'll get started on it soon:)

Legendary: Random Greek and Roman legends, ripped apart and replaced with Beyblade characters. Will take requests regarding story used.