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since: 12-03-04, id: 714474, Profile Updated: 02-11-08
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Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, and Gurren Lagann.

The Thane of Vare

I just realized something...

Daisuke Moriyama, the author of Chrono Crusade, makes one little typo while pitching the series to a publisher... and now all of a sudden the whole fanbase is calling his lead character 'Chrno'.

...How the devil do you pronounce 'Chrno' anyway?

Update 12/02/08

CATSHARKMANNNNN

(Apologies to all who are waiting for chapter 21 of Winter. It will come! In time! ...How much time I cannot guarantee, but it will.)

Update 21/10/07

Okay... I have written a little ways into chapter 21. It's going! Very, very slowly, unfortunately, since before I can get on with the action I need to get on with the exposition D8 (horror!), but I have written something. ALL IS NOT LOST!

I also gave myself an avatar. XD It's Kiran, from my webcomic (linked off here somewhere, by the time this change takes effect). (:


And now, because I've always wanted to have an interesting account, I think I'll put in some random sayings/quotes/very, very weird thoughts that struck me as interesting. This will keep being added to in accordance with my whims.

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“Are you serious! If he dies, I’m going to kill him!”
~My cousin, upon finding out Robert Jordan’s age

People who use mixed metaphors aren't the sharpest eggs in the basket.
~Forum signature

It's the Pacific Ocean! And it's on FIRE!
~Superfriends

Now I'm radioactive! This can't be good!
~The Marine, DOOM comic

"Most regrettably, your most recent proposal was filed in my furnace under "FIRE," and since then has become misplaced."
~Albus Dumbledore, in 'SNAPE'S PROPOSAL LETTER FOR THE DARK ARTS'

The long arm of the law and the even longer telephoto lens of the media
~Unremembered source

Welcome to the Redundancy Department of Redundancy Department Welcomes You!
~Terry Pratchett

...More phallic imagery than you could shake a stick at. Wait, did I say stick? I meant penis.
~GAFF forums.

Rule #1: the customer is always right. Rule #2: if the customer is wrong, please refer to Rule #1.
~Duncan Howe

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
~Frieda Norris

If being ignorant was bliss, being Sesshoumaru was nirvana.
~Seaouryou

Of the thirty-six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is best.
~Anonymous

'Aw, are you still mad I wrecked your one and only chance to learn the meaning of your existence?'
~Fry, Futurama

Tonight's forecast: dark with continued darkness until dawn.
~Another unknown source

"Makimachi Misao... need give her name to no villain!" "...You just did."
~Misao (who'd have ever guessed it, eh_) from Rurouni Kenshin

"Do not stop chain with hands, feet or genitals"
~warning label on a Swedish chainsaw

No soccer playing in parking lot. Play soccer in archery range.
~Real sign outside a community centre. Teeheehee...

"The Greeks fought against condoms?"
~one of the characters in Everworld... that is the name of the Applegate series, right? I don't read it, but a friend pointed it out to me...

“CAMELOT! CAMELOT! CAMELOT!” “It’s only a model” “Shh!”
~Monty Python

“THIS… is an EX-PARROT!”
~Monty Python

"Darn it! Even my pizza is uke!"
~A friend. No, seriously.

YO!
YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU!
YOUR MOTHER IS... IS... IS... IS OLDER THAN YOU ARE!
(Wait, I think I can do better than that.)
YOUR FATHER IS TOO!

~Best... insult... ever.

"Queen Cleopatra, you see before you the silliest sausage in Rome!"
~Julius Caesar, Asterix

You don't frighten us, pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnnigghets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
~Monty Python (Holy Grail)

"Billions of blue blistering barnacles!"
~Captain Haddock, Tintin

"Ahh! It's half an hour later than it was half an hour ago! Run!"
~Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!"
~From an Oscar Wilde play, An Ideal Husband. Hah, I found out where it was from!

"He said he was going through some changes and then he went through all these... changes!"
~Willow, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly..."
~Moe, The Simpsons

"Typhoon rips through cemetery. Hundreds dead."
~Wonderfully funny quote. Can't seem to recall where it's from... shrug eh, well.

"You said 'wet shirt don't break,' not 'piss shirt bend bars!' Here, let me help you!"
~Roy O'Bannon, Shanghai Noon

"O-BLUE- terate them!"
~Blue Meanie, Yellow Submarine (I'm sorry... I just found it amusing)

I've got a million ideas, and they all lead to certain death!
~Unknown

Copulation, followed by death. God's feet, it's titillating, isn't it? Philosphers may be right!
~Fic

...and they ate their minstrels, and there was much rejoicing!
~Monty Python

this stuff's some kinda high-tech, stupid... somethin' or other
~Don't recall the source anymore; pity ):

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1. Winter » reviews
AU: Kagome could have simply turned around and gone back upstairs, leaving Miroku alone to deal with an unconscious hanyou in the back seat of his car. But no one ever said Kagome always took the easy way out… [Warning: language]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,572 - Reviews: 189 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 12-16-04 - Inuyasha & Kagome
2. Transitional reviews
Seven years is a long time, even when presented with immortality. Viral faces the new future.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-11-08
3. Left to one's own devices » reviews
Miroku, Sango and Kagome discover that leaving a hanyou and a kitsune alone is not the best of ideas... some Miroku-Sango fluff. (Complete)
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 12-7-04 - Complete
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