| Varethane |
Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, and Gurren Lagann. The Thane of Vare I just realized something... Daisuke Moriyama, the author of Chrono Crusade, makes one little typo while pitching the series to a publisher... and now all of a sudden the whole fanbase is calling his lead character 'Chrno'. ...How the devil do you pronounce 'Chrno' anyway? Update 12/02/08 CATSHARKMANNNNN (Apologies to all who are waiting for chapter 21 of Winter. It will come! In time! ...How much time I cannot guarantee, but it will.) Update 21/10/07 Okay... I have written a little ways into chapter 21. It's going! Very, very slowly, unfortunately, since before I can get on with the action I need to get on with the exposition D8 (horror!), but I have written something. ALL IS NOT LOST! I also gave myself an avatar. XD It's Kiran, from my webcomic (linked off here somewhere, by the time this change takes effect). (: And now, because I've always wanted to have an interesting account, I think I'll put in some random sayings/quotes/very, very weird thoughts that struck me as interesting. This will keep being added to in accordance with my whims.:00:00: “Are you serious! If he dies, I’m going to kill him!” People who use mixed metaphors aren't the sharpest eggs in the basket. It's the Pacific Ocean! And it's on FIRE! Now I'm radioactive! This can't be good! "Most regrettably, your most recent proposal was filed in my furnace under "FIRE," and since then has become misplaced." The long arm of the law and the even longer telephoto lens of the media Welcome to the Redundancy Department of Redundancy Department Welcomes You! ...More phallic imagery than you could shake a stick at. Wait, did I say stick? I meant penis. Rule #1: the customer is always right. Rule #2: if the customer is wrong, please refer to Rule #1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes. If being ignorant was bliss, being Sesshoumaru was nirvana. Of the thirty-six ways of avoiding disaster, running away is best. 'Aw, are you still mad I wrecked your one and only chance to learn the meaning of your existence?' Tonight's forecast: dark with continued darkness until dawn. "Makimachi Misao... need give her name to no villain!" "...You just did." "Do not stop chain with hands, feet or genitals" No soccer playing in parking lot. Play soccer in archery range. "The Greeks fought against condoms?" “CAMELOT! CAMELOT! CAMELOT!” “It’s only a model” “Shh!” “THIS… is an EX-PARROT!” "Darn it! Even my pizza is uke!" YO! "Queen Cleopatra, you see before you the silliest sausage in Rome!" You don't frighten us, pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnnigghets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! "Billions of blue blistering barnacles!" "Ahh! It's half an hour later than it was half an hour ago! Run!" "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!" "He said he was going through some changes and then he went through all these... changes!" "I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly..." "Typhoon rips through cemetery. Hundreds dead." "You said 'wet shirt don't break,' not 'piss shirt bend bars!' Here, let me help you!" "O-BLUE- terate them!" I've got a million ideas, and they all lead to certain death! Copulation, followed by death. God's feet, it's titillating, isn't it? Philosphers may be right! ...and they ate their minstrels, and there was much rejoicing! this stuff's some kinda high-tech, stupid... somethin' or other :00:00: | |||||
1. Winter » reviewsAU: Kagome could have simply turned around and gone back upstairs, leaving Miroku alone to deal with an unconscious hanyou in the back seat of his car. But no one ever said Kagome always took the easy way out… Warning: languageInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,572 - Reviews: 192 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 12-16-04 - Inuyasha & Kagome2. Transitional reviewsSeven years is a long time, even when presented with immortality. Viral faces the new future.Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-11-083. Left to one's own devices » reviewsMiroku, Sango and Kagome discover that leaving a hanyou and a kitsune alone is not the best of ideas... some Miroku-Sango fluff. CompleteInuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 12-7-04 - Complete