March 6, 2010:

If you are reading this, then I have taken it off my Pirates story. I read through the reviews, copying them into a document (Okay, I'm a bit full of myself) but I couldn't help but feel an overwhelming sense of gratitude for you guys. You guys were the ones that really encouraged me to write, and helped me onto bigger and better things. I will try my best to revamp it, give it more of a plot, and get it back up. Until then thank you from the bottom of my heart, and thanks for your undying support.

Likes: Batman Begins; LOTR; cute guys ; Nice Reviews; Pirates of the Caribbean; The Muppets; Disney(with a few exceptions. I just can't like Bambi); Decent Characters; nice clean humor.

DISLIKES: Slash; Immoral, Profane and otherwise crude characters (NOTE: Profane means they swear, or talk about things without any respect, Immoral means they have sex before they are married, and other gross things, INCLUDING BAD THOUGHTS) of any kind; Bad Humor (like, crude bathroom humor); Disrespect for anyone for any silly reason like they come from a certain country, or believe a certain thing (THEY ARE STILL PEOPLE!!);Bad reviews (who does?).

So, I'm a pretty simple person to please. Just remember:

COMEDY CAN BE CLEAN AND YOU HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE IT SO!

Author Note: There has been some..I don't know, disrespect sounds so hoity-toity, but some rudeness toward me because of my beliefs - I would just like to say that if I didn't believe it then I wouldn't put it up here. And when you try and push me down because of my beliefs, just because they don't agree with your beliefs, I think it doesn't cast a good impression on anyone. That said, I will never give up my beliefs because someone says that my expectations are unrealistic and we don't live in a world that corresponds with my beliefs. People live up to the expectations that they're given, and I believe in things called 'hope' and 'faith'. In this world, we need to have those, otherwise we become jaded and desensitized to all the terrible things around us and loose all sense of long-term happiness.

That's it.

Thanks for reading.

Hmm. What else? Ah yes, story progression.

Family of the Ring : This was taken off FF.net for extensive reviewing and revision. Hopefully at some point in time I'll be able to put it back up, bigger and better than it was before, but for now, thank you so much for your support.

Could you Direct Me to the Nearest Pirate, Please: This was taken off on the 6th of March. New Release Date: Unknown

The Guise of Reason: Chapter 25 coming up on the 6th of March! A note on this story: It is, for the most part, AU, but I try to stay true to what is established in the Nolanverse films.

Note on my One shots: They'll come up once in a while, but don't expect much from this front.

I am starting a series of one shots based on the song 'Kiss the Girl' They'll mostly be pure fluff, and I haven't gotten very many written, but from time to time I'll post one. Thanks!

Ones I've written so far:

Warren/OC (Sky High)

Howl/Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle)

Bruce/OC (Batman Begins/The Dark Knight)

?/? (Batman Begins/The Dark Knight)

If you have one that you'd like me to post posthaste, or you want me to write, tell me and I'll do my best!

Note on All Stories: I will finish them. I promise. Some just might take longer than others, what with erratic updates and all that. But please don't give up on me, I will try my best to finish them.

Anyway...

UPCOMING STORIES:

Uh...I don't know. I'm writing a series of one-shots right now, but that's about it... I have started my own series of novels, so it is unlikely that many things beside The Guise of Reason will come from me until I finish them.

Thank you Celebrytie Aris Channas. You're the best BETA ever.

Also, thanks to J.B. Wolfe for her work.

I am part of the Save the Vowels movement. I promise to never write in 'chtspk' or 'txtmsg'. Ever.

Save the Vowels!!

Jousting Elf with a Sabre

My major fandoms:

Batman Begins

Lord of the Rings

Harry Potter

Sky High

However, I also love:

Tennis Shoes Series

Howl's Moving Castle

C.S. Lewis

Artemis Fowl

National Treasure

Green Rider

Favorite Pairings

Batman Begins:
Bruce/OC

Harry Potter:
Sirius/OC
Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
Remus/OC
James/Lily

Narnia:
Peter/OC
Caspian/OC
Edmund/OC
I'm sorry, just can't get used to Caspian/Susan...

Lord of the Rings:
Legolas/OC (yes, I'm one of those...)
Haldir/OC

Sky High:
Warren/OC

Tennis Shoes:
Meagan/Apollus
Harry/Mary
Steffanie/Pagag

Howl's Moving Castle:
Sophie/Howl
Howl/OC (not that I've actually read any, it's just the fangirl coming out in me)
Charmain/Peter

Artemis Fowl:
Artemis/OC
Artemis/Minerva
Note: I only like Artemis/Holly if I'm in a really good mood.

National Treasure:
Riley/OC

Green Rider:
Karigan/Zachary
Karigan/Fastion

~~Favorite Quotes~~

~"She's a woman, Robin, with a woman's inborn desire to outsmart men." Batman (1966 series)

~"That which does not kill you was simply not allowed to for the purposes of plot." DM of the Rings

~They'll have to be large orders to avoid suspicion."

"How Large?"

"Say...Ten thousand.

beat

"Well, at least we'll have spares..." - Alfred and Bruce, Batman Begins

~"There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness." - Po, Kung Fu Panda

I think that's it!

Best regards! Read and Enjoy!

~Jousting Elf with a Sabre