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Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter. Hi everyone reading this page! Which is probably a pretty small amount, since, I mean, who really cares about what I like to put on my toast? (Nothing - I don't like toast. Or butter, for that matter. I do like eating those little jelly packets at breakfast places, though. You know, the ones you're supposed to put on toast?) But hi anyway! Likes: Canon Lily/James (and very very AU Lily/James); sarcastic, reformed death eater, kick-me-potter-i-don't-care-because-I'm-still-better-looking-than-you Draco Malfoy; Remus. (Remus equals Love.); flustered! and sarcastic! and witty!Hermione; Rose/Scorpius (it's so cute!); sharp, witty dialogue; fanon!Blaise; dashes; The Princess Bride; Romantic Comedies; Robin McKinley, Meg Cabot, and Melody Carlson; Veggie Tales; Snape's Worst Memory; one-shots; Gilmore Girls; University of California: Berkeley. Dislikes: The Head Tower Cliche (Nowhere in the books or in any interviews with JK Rowling does it say there is a Head Tower! Where do people get this idea??); Emma Watson's hair; Angst; Remus/Tonks; Harry/Hermione; dead!Dumbledore; animal products; grammatical errors; The Winter Ball Cliche; semi-colons; OCs (unless absolutely necessary); toast; Stanfurd. You know what really makes me mad? Flamers. Especially anonymous flamers. Because then it's not like you can reply and say "yeah, i didn't like that part either. I just didn't know how to fix it. Any suggestions?" Or something like that, you know? And I really hate when people review something that is over two years old and judge me by it. As if I'm still the same writer I was two fricken' years ago! Who on earth can honestly say that they are the same person they were two years previous? And who are they to judge me? At least I have enough guts to review when I'm actually signed in! Ugh! People these days make me sick! (Angry rant curtesy of "ReviewersAnonymous" and other stupid flamers!) "We should all take a lesson from Crayons: Some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they all have to learn to live in the same box." ~Shameless Plug~ Hey all! I'm currently doing a Round Robin fic with some seriously great authors! (and me, I have no idea why I'm in it) Check us out! The story is called A Fork In An Eye and our author name is the The Round Robin Ducklings. If you want to read a really cool fanfic, (and I'm not talking about my chapter) I totally recommend it. News: Will You Go Out With Me? has finally been deleted. Something that should've been done long ago, in my opinion. Anyone who asks for it back will promptly be called an insane psyco freak and given a straight-jacket. Love's a Song is gone. Dead. Buried. Sleeping with the Fishes. I might one day resurrect some parts of it (and some lines) but it's not likely. Okay so I know I said that I was gone because I was probably changing 'ships, but I think I'm gonna try and keep writing. There are totally no guarantees, since this is totally a hobby for me, and I'll write probably only if I'm bored or I've been bitten by a very large, annoying plot bunny. We'll see, yeah? PS: I really have no idea what is going on with A Fork in the Eye. Please don't ask me. I wish I could say that the next chapter is on its way, but I really have no idea. Sorry. "Embrace the total dork in yourself and enjoy it because, well ... Life is too short to be cool!" | |||||||
1. The Break Up reviewsWhat if James tried to break up with Lily? oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-6-11 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete2. Waterloo reviewsAll's fair in love and thumb wars. Fluffier than a microwaved marshmallow. Warning: excessive giggling, butterbeer, and sappiness.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-18-11 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete3. On Rejection reviewsand silly things like mismatched socks and love. A Lily and James love story in one part.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-6-11 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete4. When James Potter Met Lily Evans' Family reviewsThe World Exploded. Or did it? One shot LilyJamesHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-22-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete5. Yelling and Shouting reviews"James knew this fighting was rather childish, but, Merlin, he couldn't help it. Not only had he done so much for this and she hadn't even noticed ! but there was just something irresistible about getting Lily all riled up." LilyJames oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-12-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete6. In Which Lily is a Fab Spy reviewsAnd not delusional, emotional, hormonal, or unable to keep her mouth shut at all. Really. L/J one-shotHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-15-10 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete7. All Planned Out reviewsIn which James Potter proves that a little bit of confidence can go a long way. One shot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-19-09 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete8. Felix Felicis » reviewsJames would have to be seriously lucky for Lily to fall in love with him.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 2-24-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete9. Boredom reviewsJames is bored. Lily is reading. A quick drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-31-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete10. Broken Pottery » reviewsLily Evans thought that James Potter would always and forever be happy. When, one day, she catches him with tear streaks on his cheeks she feels that it is her civic duty to find out why. Lily James. Angsty. DH compatible, but no spoilers.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-2-08 - Published: 9-15-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P.11. Speechless reviewsIn which James steals something from Lily and she wants it back. Desperately. 400 word LilyJames oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-12-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete12. Hypothetical reviewsIn which Lily has a question and James needs to see a Dictionary. Pronto. Lily and James drabble and oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 7-2-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete13. Ouch, That Hurts reviewsLily Evans has, singlehandedly, ruined every possible chance she had of escaping Hogwarts unscathed. Her only way out, it seems, is to throw herself down the nearest flight of stairs. No worries life is always so much more simpler when drugged. oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 5-3-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete14. Flying Through the Air With the Greatest of Ease reviewsOne night in her seventh year, alone on the quidditch pitch, Lily struggles with learning how to fly. With some unexpected help from James Potter, quidditch star, she learns a little bit more than what she bargained for. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-3-07 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete15. Supposed Tos reviewsIt wasn't supposed to be like this. She was just supposed to use him, get him out of her system, then move on. She was never supposed to love him back. James and Lily oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-7-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete16. Confusion reviewsRemus wonders about love on the day of Graduation. 'But was love more like "ARRGH!"' Remus and Lily fic. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-23-06 - Lily Evans P. & Remus L. - Complete17. Waiting For the Loo reviewsThat's when it hit Lily. She was flirting with James Potter! Her enemy whom she had sworn to hate forever! And right next to the door to the loo, no less! She must be going mental. oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 7-5-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete18. You're the best, Remus » reviewsAll dialogue between Remus and Lily. James Lily in the end. "Oh wait! I have a point! I promise! . . . The point was that you're the only guy who I have to talk about things with, so I was wondering . . ."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,717 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 12-27-05 - Lily Evans P. & Remus L. - Complete19. We Wear The Mask reviewsLily and James oneshot. Told in 2nd person. 'Why should the world be overwise, in counting all our tears and sighs? Nay, let them only see us while we wear the mask,'Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 3-27-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete20. Zeebhaffers reviewsSomeone's attacking the Daily Prophet. Told from Luna Lovegood's point of view. Luna saves the day, Colin listens to "Fun for Kids". No ships. OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-18-06 - Luna L. - Complete21. Love Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry! reviewsA parody of all common Lily and James fanfics. "Evans, your eyes are like emeralds, will you have my children?" "I have homework, Potter . . . and you're a toerag."Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 73 - Published: 11-22-05 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete22. In the Rain » reviewsTo this day, Lily Evans won't admit why she did it. She claimed brief insanity or a lapse of judgement, but the next thing she knew, James Potter pulled her outside and she was watching him frolic in the rain, soaked to the bone. Epilogue added!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 7-21-05 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete23. When I was five I was a Princess reviewsLily Evans lived in a fantasy world where days were spent dancing around in Princess dresses and Mummy's and Daddy's didn't leave so much. LilyJames oneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 10-2-05 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete24. Transfiguration Homework reviewsAn all dialogue oneshot. Lily and James. Lily needs help with her Transfiguration homework . . .Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 9-2-05 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete25. A Small Conversation reviewsSPOILER TO HBP! It's amazing the things a small conversation can do . . . JL and partial RL and SL OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-21-05 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete26. You're a Coward reviewsSPOILER FOR HBP! oneshot. A meeting after what takes place during Snape's worst memory. A LilySnape.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-17-05 - Lily Evans P. & Severus S. - Complete27. The Phone Call reviewsLilyJames A short Little oneshot about James' first telephone call . . .Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 8-10-05 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete28. He Fell in Love with their Conversations reviewsThey would talk sometimes, her and him, escape from the world, those conversations made him realize he loved her. RR! oneshot RemusLily and JamesLilyHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-2-05 - Lily Evans P. & Remus L. - Complete
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