OKAY, I'm gonna go on a new blabbering spree about myself...in a sense. For one thing I'm a straight out all around lover of anime and I don't care how old I get, I'll never stop loving it!!!! (Especially if it's good anime and not some pointless dribble with absolutely no storyline to go on!)

Age: Read the stories and then take a good guess.

DOB: I'm not giving away that kind of information.

Peeves: I gotta tell ya, I hate reading stories that have no future whatsoever (And I'm not talking about mine -raises a shotgun- I've just been too busy to update!!!! so leave me alone on that!!!) When I read a story that had nothing to go on but pure as--Never mind, I won't go down that road because I've read some like that and *screams* That's just one peeve, but there are others, but I really don't wanna get into all that, save that i'll end up using a lot of language that the innocent ears do not need to hear.

Good things!: Okay, here's one thing I love the Naruto anime. All of it!!!! Yeah, there are way too many villians in the the freaking thing and it get's annoying from time to time to have them all talk about Sasuke, but I am not gonna risk having about over twenty million people rushing at me with pistols trying to tell me why all that is so great. I'm not here to dis the show or the manga, so let's just get on with something else.

Yes, I am in the spree of creating a novel but since the computer at home is being a jackass, I can't do that!!! Which is why I go to the library everyday to read some good stories with a decent plor or a love of the pairing (Don't ask what that has to do with anything I'm just taking things out of head as they come to me) Oh and I'm also a straight out Twilight fan and I'm not talking about some girl who wants everything that deals with the books or the movies. No, I am a simple one that is a fan of the story, characters and of course, the music. Gotta love the music!!!! I am a music lover and will be till the end of all things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND DON'T KNOCK THE MUSIC TO ME!!!!! -HACHET IN HAND- OR ELSE THIS WHAT YOU'LL GET!!!!!!!!!!! *calms down* it seems my darker side loves to get in on the action here, so I'll leave it down to all of that. Oh, and it'd help me much if you people would be kind enough to take a look at my stories. I am in need of a Beta so if you want the job just PM me or leave it in a review. Lots of love!!!!

Sarah Victoria Cullen. a.k.a Sarah Von Craft Collins. Or Sarah Redfield. (Sarah Redfield is the character name from the novel. No I did not get it from Resident Evil so don't you dare think that!!!)

Favorite TV shows: do I have to answer this? I have too many to count.

Favorite Video Games: Resident Evil! (All of them especially the Umbrella Chronicles for the Wii)

Favorite Game character: Duh, Wesker! That man's a total bad ass...what girl doesn't love a bad ass? He may be evil...but he's mine so back the fuck off ladies!!!!

Favorite Movie: I can only pick one?

Favorite Food: Okay, this is just weird...stop asking me my favorite things!!! People will find out too much about me.

Are you crazy?: Well that's more like it and the answer would have to be...DUH!!!!!!!

Pairings: Well, you're just gonna have to ask me that yourself because I'm not telling anyone anything here on this subject! hahahahahahhahahaha

(Hilarious things that happen...Well, it's all funny to me anyway.)

Reni: I can't find my jacket! I know it was here...I just can't seem to remember where I put it. -searchs frantically- Ah, I found it!

Me: -rolls eyes- about time. All ya had to do was tell me where your brain was and I would've been happy to give it to you.

Reni: Haha.

(In Mom's room)

Mom: I need to clean this room. I can't find shit.

Me: You couldn't find shit if you had shit.

(Another time in Mom's room)

Me: If I gave a shit, you'd be the first one I'd give it to.

Mom: -laughing her ass off- I gotta use that one someone at work one of these days.

Me Thinking: We're in so much fucking trouble now.

Yes I am warning you all now that my family and I have quite the morbid sense of humor. It can even be twisted at times, but that's how we get through things. Not to mention a lot of people love us for it anyway! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quotes that I found on a Shuffle Status that I love!

Well, that was fun. Illegal? Yes, of course, but that's beside the point. The point is, it was lots of fun!

Hates when someone ask "Where did you loose it" well if I knew where I lost it, it would not be lost. Now would it!

It shouldn't be called payday, it should be called exchange day! They give it to me, and I give it to everyone else! (I agree!)

can't put up the status she really wants to put up, that would give away more information than anybody needs to know.

Thinks housework is a pointless job, no one seems to notice, no one pats you on the back and says well done and everyone seems hellbent on wrecking your efforts

Dear Miracle Grow, I have put your product on my money. Your product has not made the money grow, nor have I seen any miracles. I would like a refund, please.

i feel like a Jedi every time the automatic doors open! may the force be with me! (Lord knows I've nearly said that about half a dozen times!)

A Sister will pick you up when you fall but the Best Sister ever will piss her pants laughing at you!

Love is Love. Eggs are eggs. Don't let boys between your legs. They say you're nice. They say you're fine. But nine months later, they say it's not mine! :P

Who's Guilty Here?* A wife is dreaming in bed, she suddenly wakes up and shouts, "Quick! My husband is home!"her husband wakes up and jumps out of the window

When the phone rings and you want to screw with the caller, just answer saying, "Wood's Funeral Home, you stab em we slab em!"

General rule of thumb...Don't do anything you don't have bail money for.

People have always told me if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Then they set and wonder why i am so quiet...

...Can someone to tell me why there is braille on drive thru ATM machines. Am I missing something here??

Laughter is the best medicine, but high powered narcotic's do have their benefits!!!

couldn't ask for better friends! she could ask for more normal friends, but that would be asking for the impossible...

Wonder if the government is going to issue fuel stamps now to the needy, I need to be on that program

thinks that it's not fair they kicked me out of ninja school. Apparently clumsy is an automatic fail...And the word oops is heavily frowned upon...

Today is a beautiful day. Thank you Mother Nature for the sunshine. Now hopefully you won't go bi-polar on me and decide it's time to freeze tomorrow.

Try something different today: be thankful for the things you DON'T have. Like a head wound or burning urine

To my Best Friends: You have been with me through the good and the bad. You stick up for me. even when Im not right Idk what i would do without you! I love you

Favorite Quotes/sayings that make me smile

GOOD FRIENDS – will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough – but your BEST FRIENDS will look at you trippin’ over ur own two feet & say “bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste that kinda shit”

Gone insane . . . back soon.

She’s my best friend. Break her heart and I’ll break your face.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.

Not only do I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well. Now that takes talent!

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh, shit, she’s up!”

Me and you are friends. You smile, I smile, you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge . . . well I’m gonna miss your stupid ass.

I don’t turn heads. I break necks.

Yes, you have the right to your opinion and I have the right to think you’re stupid.

Good morning. I see the assassins have failed.

Someone told me that it’s illegal to kill someone just because they piss you off. . . . . . crap . . . . .

Just so you know: I have a shovel . . . I have a basement . . . and A LOT of people who owe me a FAVOR.

I did not hit you. . . . I simply hi-fived your face.

If Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn’t cool 85 of girls would die. The other 15? They would be laughing their asses off! LOL.

I tried being normal, but I didn’t like it.

I’d rather be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass

Hell was full, so I’m back!

Heaven doesn’t want me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over

333 I’m only half evil

They’re loud, crazy, random, weird, retarded, anything but boring and beautiful. They’re my friends.

You can’t fix stupid.

Bitch, I’m not conceited. I’m just awesome!

They try to pull us apart, but no matter how hard they try we will always grow stronger

You’s not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Celebrities walk on the red carpet cuz they’re famous, but me and my friends walk on toilet paper cuz we’re the shit.

I swear there is a tattoo on my forehead that only guys can see that says “I like assholes.” How do I get that off?

I just do what I want. It’s not about what people are saying, it about me. everyone else can FUCK OFF!

22=6. I rock at math!

Sometimes I do things that make me think I’m insane. That’s when I talk to you . . . and realize we’re all pretty fucked up.

I say FUCK too much.

I’m selfish, impatient & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times, hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

Goodbye Drama. Hello I don’t give a shit!

Sometimes it’s best not to question your friend; just help ‘em dump the body bag into the river.

You’ll always be my friend . . . you know too much!

The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend.

When I smile, sane people run for their lives. But my friends are always up 4 it!

Nope, I can’t go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me.

Control your jealousy bitch because I can’t control my temper.

If you own 7 cats people will think you’re crazy. If you own 7 sharks, then fuck what people think YOU’RE A BADASS

!The levels of insanity. 1. talk to self, 2. argues with self, 3. loses argument with self, 4. is no longer speaking to self

I didn’t lose my mind. It’s at home sitting right next to my common sense.

Warning: if you piss me off severe pain will be inflicted!Private Property: if you can read this you are within range

Shhhh . . . I’m hiding from the stupid people

I’m not mean, I just say what most of people keep in their heads

When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn’t mean you’ve won. It simply means your stupid ass isn’t worth anymore of my time.

I smile cause I have no idea what’s going on

Meet me at the corner of Kiss my ass street and No fucking way.

& lately, I just don’t give a fuck.

Warning: may change topics in mid-sentence

Warning: will throw nearest object when pissed

I stole the cookies from the DARK SIDE. Muahahaa!

Note to self: it is illegal to stab people for being stupid

Best friends: we’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times; once when it’s old, the 2nd when someone explains it to us & five minutes later when we actually get it.

See this badass bitch . . . she’s on my side.

Fuck being a princess. I want to be a vampire!

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself . . . and spiders.

I am strong because I am weak. I am beautiful because I know my faults. I am a lover because I am a fighter. I am fearless because I have been afraid. I am wise because I have been foolish. & I can laugh because I’ve known sadness

It’s a beautiful day. Now watch some asshole fuck it up

It’s a beautiful day. I think I’ll surprise everyone and skip my medication!

You’re my girl the fullest. If you’re shootin’ up the place, I’m bringin’ the bullets!

Me? Evil? Never!

I may not be perfect, but I’m always me.

Bring it MOFO

Talk shit. Get hit.

I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence at something that happened yesterday.

A best friend rides in your car no matter how many times you nearly killed them

It’s all about the pain . . . the ink is just a souvenir!

STRESS the confusion when ones mind over-rides the bodies desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.

Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out shouting, “HOLY SHIT . . . . . . WHAT A RIDE!!”

I’m sarcastic and I have a smartass attitude. It’s a natural defense against the drama, bullshit, and stupidity and I don’t give a fuck if you’re offended.

Do no underestimate me. I will punch you in the face.

A friend hugs you goodbye. A best friends rapes you in the hallway.

I see no good reason to act my age.

Crazy? Yeah : You won’t forget me

It’s not about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who came & never left your side.

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean against bars, chairs, tables and walls.

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.

He stole my heart, so I stole his last name.

I love my life, talk all your shit as if I give a fuck . . .

Some people are like slinkies . . . they’re really good for nothing. But they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Warning: No Trespassing. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Oops. Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it.

Hating me won’t make you any prettier. Nice try though

T-shirt and Jeans kinda girl!

You’re a great friend but if the zombies chase us I’m tripping you

The only thing a girl should chase is a SHOT.

There’s 3 things in life every girl needs . . . . Love to make her weak. Alcohol to make her strong. & best friends when both things make her hit the floor.

I don’t need sex. Life fucks me whenever it can.

Fuck with me, bad idea. Fuck with my sister . . . LMAO!! Nice knowing U bitch

There’s a point where you just get tried of chasing everyone & trying to fix everything. It’s not giving up, it’s realizing that you don’t need certain people, bullshit & the drama they bring.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. . . . . then it’s hilarious

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws

The police never think it’s as funny as you do.

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen nor touched . . . but are felt in the heart.

Sometimes it’s okay to act a little crazy.

The shit you hear about me might be true . . . but then again, it might be as fake as the bitch who told you.

Everyone loves a vampire

If you don’t like me that’s okay, there’s nothing I can do about it. Newsflash bitch; I don’t live to please you.

If you see CUPID bitch-slap that little punk for me, will ya?

Well, aren’t we just a ray of fucking sunshine

I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time

No I won’t go to hell! I’ve got a restraining order.

You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even years over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened . . . or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on

Say no to drugs. That way, you’ll have more time to drink

A friend will stop you from overreacting. A best friend will walk beside you giggling “Someone is gonna get it!”

Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.

When you call us bitches, we look at each other & laugh cuz we knew that waaaayyy before you did.

Famous last words of a redneck “HOLD MY BEER, WATCH THIS.”

Let’s keep notes on who pisses us off

Insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids

You say bitch like it’s gonna hurt my feelings

We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes

Oops, I must’ve put my personalities on ‘shuffle’

Warning: protected by more people than you want to piss off

Warning: playing games with this BITCH WILL be hazardous to your health

Irish temper. You have been warned

I’m smiling, that alone should scare you

A good friend will come bail you out of jail . . . a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “Damn . . . we fucked up.”

Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell?

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won’t anymore, and who always will. So don’t worry about the people from your past, there’s a reason why the didn’t make it to your future.

Save a motorcycle. Ride a werewolf.

Judge me & I’ll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do & I’ll tell you off. Say I’m not worth it & watch where I end up. Screw me over & I’ll do it you twice as bad. Call me crazy, you really have no idea!

I AM NOT DRUNK! I am by nature a loud, friendly, clumsy person.

Life’s a bitch and then you die . . .

When you are surrounded by idiots just remember that murder is illegal and sarcasm is much more satisfying

You people are just lucky I’m so terrified of prison

Due to the confidentiality of my job, I am unable to know what I’m doing

Be loved, but never love. Attach but never combine. Trip, but never fall. To be broken is better than shattered. Tell of your strength but never of your past. Be trustworthy but never trust. Be cracked, but never open.

Global warming my ass. I’m fuckin’ freezin’!

Never upset a redhead. It just may be the last thing you do

Yeah, like you had a choice.

Don’t play games with a girl who can play better!

Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

Yeah, like the people who die have nothing better to do than to run the heavenly branch of the MAKE-A-WISH foundation

This guy really needs a creativity consultant

Well, I’m sorry Mr. Mysterious, but as it turns out I forgot to bring my po-go stick

I don’t have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem.

Yes, I can. It’s unbelievable. Where’s the damn waiter?

What do you want, subtitles?

Obviously better security

I think I’m gonna lose my lunch

What’re ya gonna do, eat me?

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over

My best friends are the kind that if my house was on fire they’d be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

I was gifted but the psychiatrist too away my powers

Don’t hate yourself in the morning—sleep till noon

I’m not afraid of death. What’s he gonna do, kill me?

I ran with scissors and lived!

Education is important, school however, is another matter

Don’t mess with me. I’ve got a stick

One out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends; if it’s not them, it’s you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

I do not suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap and always replaceable

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter ‘y’!

I don’t obsess. I think intensely

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that

Don’t follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

They say guns don’t kill people, people kill people. Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled ‘BANG’, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.Always forgive your enemies—nothing annoys them more

I’m smiling because you’re my brother. I’m laughing because there’s nothing you can do about it.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

That which does not kill me, had better move pretty damn fast.

I didn't fall. I was testing gravity. It still works :D

So, I'm a little crazy. What's your point?

I don't need a brain. I have Google!

Not the brightest crayon in the box are we?

So I put 2 & 2 together and decided that you're pissing me off.

If it has tires or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

I you have you own little world, copy and paste them into your profile.

If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. Mine are in BOLD.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm Emo, so I must cut my wrists.

I'm a loner, so I must take anti-depressants. (Uh, no, I don't.)

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm blonde, so I must be a ditz.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Nothing wrong with that.)

I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals. (Good grief. Can't we all just get along?)

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Not yet, and hopefully never!)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Sounds like, fun, but no I don't do that.)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I only dance in my room.)

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (HEY! I AM NOT!)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Depends if they pissed me off. lol)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin (Actually I'm just cute, but some people say I am pretty)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I didn't always make sstraight a's, but it's a nice thought)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (WTF?! Are you people that dumb to think that?!)

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Not in a million years!)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (WTF?!)

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (I'm part German.)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I have a few gay friends...and bi-sexual friends too. Deal with it!)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (I'm a nutcase! XP)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47, Kitty Kelsey, 13krirla, MidnightMoonWarrior, Sarah Victoria Cullen,

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THE NARUTO SURVEY!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
UCHIHA ITACHI!!! Why, you ask? JUST LOOK AT HIM, GODDAMMIT!!! Yes, I'm a shameless fangirl. Hear me squeal.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Ita-SVC (Stands for Sarah Victoria Cullen in case you sorry ass people couldn't understand that!)ItaSaku and KakaSaku. :D Hey what can I say? I'm a loonatic who just loves pairing the young with the...????? Never mind I would say old, but someone might kick my ass. lol

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
NEITHER! I happen to love great stories that are done with quite bit of taste. If anything Sexual happens okay, fine. That's cool, but don't go porn on all of us! It's just sick!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Does in my dreams count?...then again, probably not.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
All I've got are some DVD's and Pics that I grabbed off the internet. (Wait! Do the actual pics count?!) O_o

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Oh, for the love of Pete! I love Naruto, but they are just animations. Sad..but true. That's all they are and if you think you were destined to end up with one you've got way too much time on your hands. (Of course, there's always just dreaming...)

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina. They're perfect for each other! One is nice the other is just downright crazy! Love life the crazy people!!!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
None. I'm not a Sasuke fan. Never have and never will. Though if my sister finds out that i hate her favorite she'll have me skinned alive.

9. Which team is your favorite?TEAM SEVEN...DUH!!!!

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
Why is this question still being asked when it's been blatantly answered?!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Yondaime IS Naruto's father. It's a fact. Get over it and let's move on! Next question please!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Definitely Itachi. I can't help it! I love the man! Yes I'm a fangirl thought I hate to admit it! Hidan was HILARIOUS!!! :D (yes, I have an unorthodox sense of humour.) My whole family has a warped sense of humor though to be honest.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Extremely anti-Sasuke. he claims he loves Itachi, yet I know for a fact if he were in the same situation he wouldn't have had the balls to do what Itachi did for him. Stupid asshole. That, and his genius is annoyingly overrated. (Needless to say this wasn't my answer, but I just loved it to death because I agree!)

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Yep. Got a problem with that?

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yep. And I'm re-reading them as well!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Nope, though it could be possible. OOH...Poptart!

17. Sub or dub?
If I said both would someone kill me?

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro. Have you seen how awesome she is in Shippudden? That girl is just my favorite!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Absolutely hilarious.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
It's unfortunate he had to be Madara...

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Awesome dude.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Lmfao...Haku. :D NO doubt!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weirdly awesome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?None. Hate OCC-ness.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Of course!!! Did ya have to even ask that?!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
I might when I work up the nerve to do it. (Should be asking me if I write for Hellsing.)

27. Do you like lemons? Depends on which kind you're talking about. XP

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
No...but yes at the same time. It's wonderful to hold conversations and throw a name into the mix and confuse the hell outta my mother.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Nanda nanda?! O_o.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Eh?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
My fingers don't go that high. sorry.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
No. I mostly draw my own characters. They're really good though. May have to send one in and get my own anime series created! XP

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?
Well, not for Naruto.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Nope.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Actually, I'm broke coz of anime.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Of course. :D

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Who exactly came up with this question? It doesn't make any damn sense!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?
Refer to no. 32.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Again, Sasuke is an asshole. I wish that bloody seal would obliterate him or something. *grumbles* fucking douchebag...(Again not my answer, but I agree with it!)

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Coming soon to a computer screen near you. (Again, not my answer, but I do have one created!)

HELLSING SURVEY! LOL!

1. Who is your favorite Hellsing character(s)?
Alucard! Hands down!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. What is your favorite pairing?
I’d like to say, but if I can’t add myself into the mix I don’t care!

3. Are you a Hellsing yaoi or hentai fan?
Uh…NEITHER! Sheesh! What the hell is it with people constantly asking this question?!

4. Ever cosplayed Hellsing characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
No and I’m not going to.

5. List your collection of Hellsing junk and merchandise, if any.
The first (And if I’m sure) only box set that’s been out. And uh...do internet pictures count?

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Hellsing character? If so who?
Um…I know that they’re animations, but I would like to say I think I’d have a shot with Alucard. Don’t ask me why because even my own twisted mind can’t figure it out! XP

7. Alucard x Integra or Alucard x Seras?
*Winces* how ‘bout if I just get the male to myself? Then again Alucard and Seras has always been my cup of tea in the beginning.

8. Alucard x Alexander or Alucard x Walter?
*eye twitch develops*You’ve got to be kidding me?! AH HELL NO! ALUCARD’S MINE FOOLS!!! Who in the fuck came up with this question in the first place?!

9. Which team is your favorite?
*blinks* they’ve got teams? When the hell did this come about?!

10. Do you know who Sir Islands is?
I’ve heard the name and a part of me does. Just don’t ask me who.

11. Do you think that Enrico poses a considerable competition for the Pope?
considering the fact that he’s dead. I don’t think so.

12. Your favorite Millennium member?
I don’t have a favorite.

13. Are you pro-Alucard or anti-Alucard?
I’M PRO DAMMIT!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN?! HE’S JUST THAT DAMN GOOD! Yes I’m a fan girl, leave me the hell alone dammit!! *starts squealing*

14. Have you seen all Hellsing episodes so far? (anime and OVAs so far)
I’m getting there, but if they don’t go dubbing the damn things again I may shoot someone! *cocks gun* any volunteers?

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Dammit! I haven’t had a chance to read any of them since my mother tries to keep me from “acting like a child” as she says.

16. Who is your favorite Herr Major's follower?
Don’t have one.

17. Sub or dub?
I’ll take either, but I do lean more towards the dub though. *runs for bomb shelter*

18. Pro-Schroedinger or Anti-Schroedinger?
????? *confusion takes over*

19. What do you think of the Major's ideals?
He’s fucking nuts! I’d like to stake the idiot and leave him hanging on a flagpole with his blood pooling on the ground at my feet and….*walks away feeling rather strange and hungry*

20. Seras = annoying or funny?
Hey! She’s cute! She reminds me of my sister. So sweet…until you piss her off.

21. Dandy = sexy or ugly?
I’m leaning towards…ugly!

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Integra of course!

23. Dok = weird looking or awesome looking?
I don’t have an opinion on this right now…check back with me when I can give a damn about this question.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Uh, well, can we just not go into this? My mind’s going off into weirdsville, and I’m a little creeped out.

25. Do you like Hellsing fanfics?
Duh! I’ve even written one. It’s not finished, but hey, it’s cool!

26. Do you write Hellsing fanfics?
didn’t I just answer this question?

27. Have you read any Hellsing doujinshi?
If I can understand what that word means I can answer this without looking like damn moron.

28. Do your parents know any Hellsing characters?
Yep. Mom caught me watching the anime one time and began asking me questions though she didn’t really care to know anything.

29. Do you know (almost) every Hellsing characters' birthday?
Are ya fucking kidding me?! Of course not! Give me their phone numbers and I’ll ask ‘em myself!

30. Have you read the Hellsing ultimate news about manga? (or rather, are you in the news regarding the manga's progress?)
No and that sucks!

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Hellsing?
My brother got me hooked and then I hooked my little sister.

32. Have you ever been drawing Hellsing in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Hellsing too!?"
No. I draw my own pictures. But random people do look shocked at how great they are.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Hellsing and the teacher comes up to you and says
"WTF are you drawing"?
Refer to 32.

34. Has Hellsing affected your school life and grades?
Since I graduated like five years ago I would say no.

35. Are you broke thanks to Hellsing?
Hellsing alone, no. Anime and manga in general, yes.

36. Do you want to read the Seeloewe manual?
Say what?

38. Do you draw Hellsing fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
Refer to 32

40. Do you have a Hellsing OC?
Hell yeah! I myself am an OC in my Hellsing story! I think it’s cool! Fangirl much?

41. How did you discover Hellsing?
Brother. At least he’s good for something other than being my punching bag XP lol

42. Do you recommend Hellsing to other people?
Whenever I wanna piss someone off.

43. Are you obsessed with Hellsing?
Is this a trick question? Of course!

44. WHEN did you first discover Hellsing?
See 41.

45. Do you download Hellsing manga?
If the computer I use would let me then yeah.

46. Do you download Hellsing anime?
Duh. I told ya I’m hooked on it! also see no. 45

47. Who is your favorite character?
Wasn’t this like Question One? I told you already! Alucard’s my favorite!!!!!!

48. Who is your least favorite character?
I don’t really have a least favorite character…get back to me in a while.

49. Which character do you think is most misunderstood?
I’d like to tell, but I don’t want to sound full of myself.

50. Which character is most under-rated?
Damn…this is like twenty questions!

51. Which character has the worst past?
If ya ask me Alucard’s got the worst one. But then again, I need to see everyone’s past to have an accurate answer.

52. Do you even like Rip?
If you mean R.I.P. then yes, I like it, but they better write BRB on my gravestone.

53. Do you hate Enrico?
Do not hate, but love. Enemies seem to hate that more. lol

54. Do you hate Incognito (from anime)?
I’d like to’ve been at that battle myself just to see the bastard get killed! Would’ve been the high-light of my life!

55. Can anyone honestly say they hate Hellsing?
I can’t say I hate it, but I’m not answering for everyone else.

56. Do you think Seras deserved to become a vampire?
Yes and I’d like to’ve been in her shoes for that too!

57. Do you think you would deserve to become a vampire?
I’d love to be one! Hell, I’m already a bit nutty anyway.

58. Does Alucard's dog routine creep you out?
Not in the least.

59. What do you think of Seras' skirt?
Hate it!

60. What do you think of Integra's smoking habit?
Almost like dealing with my mother…just wait till Integra gets a heart attack…she might change her tune a bit.

67. Should Integra get a different haircut and outfit?
NO!!!!!!!!!

68. Do you think Walter is evil?
Brainwashed, yes. Evil, no.

69. Do you think Alucard is a closet-pedophile?
WTF?! No!

70. Did you originally think SCHROE was a girl?
Please. I may not be Admiral Akbar, but I know a trap when I see one.

71. Which character is the best looking?
I keep telling you ALUCARD!

72. Which character is the worst looking?
Jan even though he’s hilarious.

73. What was your first impression of Pip?
irritating!

74. Is Schroedinger a boy or girl?
Boy.

75. What was your first impression of the Major?
annoying.

76. Do you think Heinkel and Yumieko are useless?
Useless? No way!

77. Which female kicks the most ass?
Seras. Did you see Zorin? Do NOT get that girl angry.

78. What is your favorite pairing?
not saying.

79. What is your least favorite pairing?
Please don’t get me started.

80. What pairing makes the least amount of sense?
See 79.

81. What do you think about Hellsing yaoi/yuri?:
I think you’ve all lost your minds when it comes to these damn questions!

82. Do you think Alucard is secretly depressed and/or suicidal?
Suicidal, yes, but that vamp will be laughing all the way to the bank. However, a little birdy keeps telling me that he’s also depressed…

83. Do you think the Captain is secretly a genius and just hides it?
-_-‘ don’t ask.

84. Do you think Integra actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone?
What is this sick humor?!

85. Do you think Seras and Schroe are family?
Nope.

86. Do you think Walter and Alucard are more then just friends?
*shudders* I’m not gonna think about that!!! And to answer it…..NOOOOO!

87. Do you WANT them to be more then just friends?
Fuck you no!

88.Is the Major obsessed with Schroedinger or what?
I’m not that far into that relationship.

89. Does Integra secretly lust after Alucard?
Not in my mind. HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!

90. Is Zorin secretly lusting over Rip?
How the hell would I know?!

91. Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids?
Are we still talking about Hellsing here?

92.Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience?
Why would I feel guilty?

93. Do you like Alternative Universe Hellsing fics?
I’ve read a few good ones.

94. Do you like OCs in Hellsing fics?
Duh! I’m one myself!

95. What type of Hellsing fans are the most annoying?
The ones that are always the most annoying. The rabids of course.

96. Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate?
Why the hell would that bother me?

98. What's your favorite Iscariot member?
Anderson. Don’t know why…oh, wait yes I do. He reminds me of my brother. CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

99. What's your least favorite Iscariot member?
Maxwell. He’s just downright irritating!

100. What's your least favorite Millennium member?
Dok.

101. What do you think about Anderson?
Sometimes, he can be really annoying. Like my brother.

102. If you could be any Hellsing character, who would you be?
Seras…but if I were her, I’d drink the blood dammit! Must keep master happy…*flushes* oops, mind went in the wrong direction.

103. What weapon would you want?
can I make my own?

104. Say something random about Hellsing or a random Hellsing quote! Okay, random! There, ya happy!

Oh, and here's one for Twilight. I'm a dork I know!

1. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER?
Carlisle. Duh!

2. WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER?
I don’t have a least favorite…oh wait Cais! He’s just downright annoying!

3. WHO ARE YOUR TOP 3 CULLENS? (NOT INCLUDING EDWARD)
Well, Carlisle (of course), then Alice and last…Jasper...no wait! He's second!

4.WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE COUPLES IN TWILIGHT?
I’m not going to say anything on this subject!

5. IF YOU COULD BE WITH ONE CHARACTER FROM TWILIGHT, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Carlisle! How many times do I have to say that before people get it into your damn heads?! He’s mine!

6. OTHER THAN EDWARD AND BELLA, WHO COULD YOU NOT IMAGINE DYING WITHOUT HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN?
…No answer.

7. WHO WOULDN'T YOU MIND DYING?
The bad guys. I wouldn’t mind tearing into some of them myself.

8. FAVORITE SCENE IN TWILIGHT
the ballet studio.

9. AND NEW MOON?
um…where they’re all taking the vote. NO WAIT!!! AFTER JASPER ALMOST ATTACKS BELLA! YA KNOW WHERE CARLISLE IS STITCHING HER UP I WOULDN’T MIND BEING IN THAT GIRL’S PLACE.

10. AND OF COURSE, ECLIPSE?
Fight with the newborns. I always seem to have a great time watching that! Don’t ask me why.

11. AND BREAKING DAWN?
book or movie? Because the movie ain’t out yet!

11. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE VILLAIN?
Aro

12. WHO'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE VILLAIN?
Cais. Duh, that’s at given.

13. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE WEREWOLF?
Seth

14. WHO'S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE WEREWOLF?
Sam and all his alpha crap and protect shit.

15. IF YOU WERE A VAMPIRE WHAT COLOR OF EYES WOULD YOU HAVE?
Violet. You can never tell if they’re human or something else. lol

16. IF YOU WERE A WEREWOLF WHAT WOULD THE COLOR OF YOUR FUR BE?
Silver.

17. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO MOST IN BREAKING DAWN?
The whole damn thing to be honest! If we're talking about the movie.

18. MOST ROMANTIC THING EDWARD SAYS IN TWILIGHT?
Do I actually have to answer that? I'm not concerned about Edward. I know how the whole thing ends anyway.

19. AND NEW MOON?
Again…I’m not answering.

20. AND ECLIPSE?
Again…not answering!

21. WEREWOLVES OR VAMPIRES?
Both. Don’t ask me why.

23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPECIAL POWER?
Want the honest answer? I like ‘em all.

23. LEAST FAVORITE SPECIAL POWER?
I don't think I have a least favorite special power. They all seem awesome.

22. WHAT POWERS DO YOU WANT TO HAVE IF YOU WERE A VAMPIRE?
read minds, seeing the future, power over emotions…too damn many to count!!!!!!!!

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You say Lady Gaga, I say Lady Antebellum.

You say Jason Derulo, I say Jason Aldean.

You say T-Pain, I say T-Swift

You say Ke$ha, I say Kenny.

You say Pitbull, I say Paisley.

You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore.

92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music,copy and paste this to your profile. Stop being a idiot and start listening to real music!!! COUNTRY God bless Country.

Murader's Code of Conduct

1. All Slytherins are disgusting and all should be hated with a passion.

2. Pranking is a necessity.

3. Must have the ability to keep a secret.

4. Making a move on Lily Evans is forbidden unless you are Prongs.

5. Must have a cool nickname.

6. Respect the fears and challenges for fellow Marauders.

7. Teachers are fun to mess with, do it at least once a week.

8. Stick up for fellow Marauders.

9. Do not refer to Moony’s furry little problem as “his time of the month”.

10. Marauders first, everything else, second.

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (yeah, but it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

In a high school in Montana a group of high schoolers played a prank on the school. They let three goats loose in the school. Before they let them go, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats... 1, 2 & 4. local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3. If you think that kids and teens are smart, copy and paste this into your profile.

Number your 12 fave Resident Evil characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Leon Kennedy

2. Alber Wesker

3.Jill valentine

4. Claire Redfield

5.Ada Wong

6. Ashley Graham

7. Rebecca

8. Carlos O.

9. Chris Redfield

10. Alice (from the movies)

11. Billy

12.would it be wrong if I said Lisa? ((Think of game one people!))

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No... I'll have to get right on ethat.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? ...I'm not going there! AH, HELL NO!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? okay...that just sounds really fucked up.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? well, duh!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? okay...I really don't wanna think about that one!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Ada and Chris...though I don't like Ada all that damn much.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Rebecca: *faints* Me: Too damn weird and NUMBER TWO IS MINE!!!...and so it ONE!!!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Can I skip this one?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? are ya trying to give me nightmares?

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. I'm your shoulder to cry on. (OH, I like that! It's not my answer...but I like it!)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? cackles...oh, you so don't wanna know the plot my dear friends...it'd make George Carlin blush.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Uh...I don't believe so...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Haven't even asked yet.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Need to ask 'em.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? ...I'm keeping that thought to myself until I see the doctor. lol

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Two, what song would you choose?

Falling inside the black by Skillet.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Hmmm. Extreme crack. If you like Ashley this is NOT the fic for you.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Twelve to use on Two? ...I'm skipping this question too!

19) What would you do if Three walked into your room only wearing red ribbons? Run the hell away saying "Chris you need to get your ass here and help get this woman laid!!!!"

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

I detest child abuse to the full extent!!!! It just isn't right for crying out loud! A lot of things in this life isn't right.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

"Let me tell you something...

Just because I'm nice don't mean I have to be...

Just because I smile doesn't mean you're off my list...

Just because I may not be a bitch doesn't mean I can't show you one...

And just because love is a four letter word, doesn't keep me from kicking your ass...

So back the hell up and leave me alone."

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think Akatsuki rule, put this on your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is hot and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your butt off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (Piper: Lol, I was already on the dark side. Who do you think made the cookies? Mwahahaha)

If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical sucks...and you hate it to no end and is an insult to the classic Disney movies and musicals...then copy and paste this now!! (I don't hate it!!!!!!!!!!! I like the music...some of it is rather good. Please don't shoot me!!!!!)

Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason copy this into your profile

If with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this into your profile.

Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

AKE

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door and apologizes.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you want to touch Hyuuga Neji's hair, paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been hit by a parked car copy and paste this into your profile.

If your right mind has ever had a fight with ur left mind copy it into your profile.

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to say "fuck you" to any sort of authority, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you find internet ads annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile. I loved my father dearly...he died when I was 16 years old...before I could even tell him 'I love you Dad' one more time. Cancer is one of those things that I hate more than anything...almost as bad as the doctor who said 'it's just a little cancer nothing to worry about'. That little cancer took him away from me...and I'll never forgive that! I can't...I'd like to...but it's not in me even after 8 years.

13 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13.McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.

-If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar and caffeine. -If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. -If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. -If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.