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Author has written 33 stories for Harry Potter, Gankutsuou: Count of Monte Cristo, and 10th Kingdom. Quotieness: “Thirteen inches, two to go,” a quiet voice muttered. Remus opened his eyes and stared at the infirmary ceiling for a moment before carefully turning toward the voice. Sirius was lying on the stone floor, books around him as he wrote on a parchment scroll. “What are you doing down there?” Sirius looked up with a smile. “Didn’t want you to wake up alone.” - The Scar by Mysid (If you don't read this one, I'll kill you. Seriously.) If you find him cheating do the same ol', dear He's only giving you the chance that you've been waiting for for years." - Rasputina, If your kisses can't hold the man you love (then your tears won't bring him back) Name: Eccept for my name here, I have been also known as Jerry, SweetJerry and MadeMajere Age: 20. What do you mean, 'too old'? How many times do I have to tell you? You NEVER get too old for fanfiction. Writes: Harry Potter fanfiction, mostly. 10th Kingdom slash with my girlfriend (and maybe I'll do some of that on my own as well...) I commited a Gankusuou Oneshot once (Albert/Franz, of course) and it might happen again if the fancy carries me that way. Otherwise, LoTR, Eddings and Dragonlance fanfics might appear in the future. You never know. Confessions: 1. Everything I touch turns into slash. Almost. Note the lack of slashiness (so far) in Harry Snape. And no slash yet in They were the Marauders. 2. I am partial to the insane shipping Severus/Peter. 3. I seriously LOVE the ship Tony/Wendell. If that makes me sick... well, sue me. 4. I'm a Peter Pettigrew fangirl. 5. I start writing more fanfics than I finish (mildly put). 6. Pairings I wouldn't touch with a ten and a half foot pole: Wolf/anyone but Virginia, Virginia/anyone but Wolf, Sirius/James Other: I listen to a lot of... noise. Stuff that makes a lot of noise. Otherwise, I don't have any particular preferences when it comes to music, except that I don't do R&B, hiphop or techno. Wrong kind of noise. I'm allergic to ferrets. Sorry, Draco, but it's true. I'm a thoroughly failed biology student. Suckieness. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. Seriously. How the HELL did that happen, and just how mad is she? Okay, I never do these things, but this one looked too funny to resist. So, here goes: Harry Potter fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in Harry Potter in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!.. 1. Peter Pettigrew 2. Severus Snape 3. Remus Lupin 4. Sirius Black 5. James Potter 6. Nymphadora Tonks 7. Lily Evans 8. Regulus Black 9. Luna Lovegood 10. Lucius Malfoy 1. Have you read a five/ten fic before? James/Luicius? Regrettably, yes. I’ll never forgive Matilda for doing that to me. “Lick the foam off my butterbeer and swallow…” Yuk! 2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? But he’s a GUY! Heh, okay, seriously… Yup. Remmie is hot, in a sort of British, repressed way. 3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? Ehm… Now THAT would be physically impossible, I think. But if Peter got Dora pregnant instead, he’d probably get killed by a very angry Remus XD 4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? 5. Would seven and two make a good couple? 6. Four/eight or four/nine? 7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. 9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? 10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. 11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? 13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose? 14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? 15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? 16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. Lucius/Regulus! Hell yes! | |||||||||
1. A toilet and a pumpkin pastry » reviewsThis is the story of how a Hogwarts toilet and one particularily soggy pumpkin pastry changed the world. Slash and lots of other stuff.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 12-1-08 - Severus S. & Sirius B.2. Return to me » reviewsThe war is over and all is well. That is, until Remus’ old lover comes falling out of the Veil that ate him, with no recollection at all of being stone dead, and with a not very happy opinion of Remus being married. Poor, poor Dora…Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,269 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 5-18-09 - Published: 4-1-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks3. Harry Snape » reviewsWhat if the Dursleys wouldn't accept Harry? What if they skipped to Switzerland, leaving Harry with no one to take care of him? UNDER RECONSTRUCTION!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,293 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 1-26-05 - Severus S. & Harry P.4. Acceptable losses » reviewsDH SPOILERS. Harry was trying to find the story of the man that loved his mother. He did. But he also found the story of another, a story of obsession, betrayal and revenge. Severus, the marauders and the betrayal fom a different point of view.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,353 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 9-9-07 - Harry P. & Severus S.5. For Life reviewsMating for life might sound like a fairytale of happily ever after, but Remus finds it to be quite the opposite as he discovers his mate to be the very last person on earth that he would want to share a life with. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-11-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L.6. The Guardians or The Unforgivable Fanfic reviewsMarauder!fic/WITCH-crossover. Five very different boys are forced to don wings to try to save the world and hopefully also themselves , using magic that they are less than apt at controlling and what unity they can summon whenever they are not squabblingHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-8-09 - Sirius B. & Remus L.7. Between friends reviewsTwo conversations between friends concerning the mutual attraction between Sirius and Remus. Slash, sorta.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-7-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete8. Used to know » reviewsSingle father and haphazard artist Sirius Black is happy with his life. Remus Lupin is not; he can't seem to hold onto either a job or a lover. What will happen when the two old school friends meet? AU!fic. Muggle!fic. Slash, slash, everywhere slash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-11-08 - Published: 8-24-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B.9. The winner reviewsRemus recieves a letter which he will never forget. No matter how much he tries.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-19-08 - Remus L. & Peter P. - Complete10. Pride and Pretense reviewsIf that isn't made obvious by the title, this is a Pride and Prejudice crossover. And yes, there will certainly be slash. RL/SB ftw!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-31-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B.11. His reviewsIt was a dísplay of ultimate power, but not even the Dark Lord did forsee the consequences. And many years later, when two boys woke up every morning and wondered "Who am I?", one of them would eventually find a terrible answer.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-7-08 - Albus S. P. & Narcissa M.12. An heir, an heir, my kingdom for an heir! » reviewsExactly what was the chrisis that called Virginia and Wolf back to the Kingdoms? Nothing quite as sinister as the evil queen this time. The matter of the royal succession needs to be settled, and there are COMPLICATIONS... Let there be SLASH! TL/WW10th Kingdom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,367 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 2-20-0813. The forest, once more reviewsDH SPOILERS! Harry keeps his promise, and doesn't return for the ring. But the dead feel that there are still some things left to be said...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-08 - Harry P. - Complete14. Homosexuals Anonymous » reviewsA terrible mistake has been made, but Remus' parents won't listen. They're sending him off to Dolores Umbridge's rehab for homosexuals. But where lies the real sickness? In the inhabitants, or in the place itself? WARNING: MAY CONTAIN HETEROSEXUAL LOVE XDHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 9-28-07 - Published: 2-7-07 - Sirius B. & Remus L.15. And we all fall down reviewsThe fate of the Marauders. Souls lost, in one way or the other.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-11-07 - Complete16. They were the Marauders » reviewsThe story of the boys that came to term themself Marauders, this is the unlikely fairytale that turned tragedy, as boys turned into men and friendship into deception. MWPP, first year and on.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,351 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 12-25-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L.17. Push reviewsEven when I have to push just to see how far you’ll go, you won’t stoop down to battle, but you never turn to go. RLSB LEJP SSPPHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-07 - Severus S. & Remus L. - Complete18. The weakest link reviewsAbout being a coward. About being the traitor. About being selfish. About being human.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-20-07 - Peter P. - Complete19. A human heart » reviewsRemus Lupin wasn't allowed to grow up with his parents, but was kidnapped, and has spent all his life in a small, humanhating werewolf society. But he's about to find out that humans aren't the monsters he has been raised to despise...Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,839 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 9-23-05 - Remus L. & Sirius B.20. Tell Laura » reviewsLove can make you desperate, and Remus is in love. So maybe he has to be excused for what is to follow after he decides to turn himself into a woman for a week. But will Sirius, if he ever finds out?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,127 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 12-22-06 - Published: 6-20-05 - Sirius B. & Remus L.21. Men bara om jag drömmer » reviewsOm att leva i parenteser. Om att inte vara den som är modig, stark eller vacker. Om att vara den där osynliga, den som ingen ser, och den som inte vågar bli sedd. PPSS RLSBHarry Potter - Rated: M - Swedish - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,690 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-29-06 - Peter P. & Severus S.22. Family mattersDon't we all have those relatives that we really just wish to forget about? And we usually manage, too. But then, one day, they are just bound to turn up... And if you are someone like Draco Malfoy, that is equal to disaster.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,631 - Published: 11-29-06 - Draco M. & Harry P.23. Via Dolorosa » reviewsInget barn kan beskyllas för vad vuxna människor gör. Inte ens om de vuxna i sammanhanget är de själva. Detta är barnen bakom handlingarna, goda som onda. RLSB, LMOC, ABTT, OCOC, TROC...Harry Potter - Rated: M - Swedish - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,142 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-29-06 - Published: 5-21-05 - Remus L. & Sirius B.24. Blommor, bin och diverse hunddjur reviewsDrabbleliknande pluttinuttig klysha i sann RemusSiriusstilHarry Potter - Rated: T - Swedish - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-6-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete25. Cinderemus reviewsCROSSOVER! Poor orphaned Remus that lives with his nasty stepsisters and ghastly stepmother. Poor Lily Baker, who isn't allowed to see her beloved James. Poor prince Sirius, who doesn't at all want to get married. And if it is not obvious: SLASH!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-14-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B.26. Walking a mile in your shoes reviews“You know, I just wish that they could see matters out of each other’s eyes” said James, who didn’t know this: Wishes that are not carefully phrased ought never to be uttered. Because they tend to have the weirdest consequences…Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-12-06 - Remus L. & Sirius B.27. Nothing reviewsOneshot: My version of what may have passed that time when Dumbledore was convinced to trust the remorse of Severus Snape.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-6-06 - Severus S. - Complete28. If we were perfect reviewsMidnight talks always leads to great revelations... and maybe just a hint of happiness too. Oh, yes, this is SO slash. Can't get slashier.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-16-06 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete29. Trying to seize fire, you’ll burn reviews...and Franz' soul is already ablaze. For a moment, Albert belongs to him. Soon, only ashes will remain.Gankutsuou: Count of Monte Cristo - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-27-05 - Complete30. Silver reviewsPostOtP oneshot of the pathetic kind. A memory of a different time will shatter the silver walls of cold selfcontrol, letting Remus mourn at last.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-29-05 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete31. You charmed the heart right out of me reviewsHPBSPOILER! Oneshot: Remus Lupin looks back through the years and years of sorrow. Back to the day when a bit of his heart was lost for ever, trying to the find courage to love again.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-05 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete32. Endless, sleepless reviewsOneshot, made as a poem. Only in the shelter of night can Remus confess his feelings to his most beloved star...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-22-05 - Sirius B. & Remus L. - Complete33. Lightyears of darkness » reviewsHow is it to lose you best worst enemy? Well, Sirius Black didn't find the experience very pleasant at all.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,890 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-19-05 - Published: 2-1-05 - Sirius B. & Severus S.
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