Well hello to you that have entered this profile to snoop around in my business. Be warned though- no wait, I'll make it posh:

Warning: AG is not responsible for ppl's disappearances or possible injuries caused by entering her profile. If you want to sue, keep wanting; you won't get a thing.

Now that's over and done with, HELLOOOOO! How's it doing yo? Hope everything's dandy! And if not, it'll be... someday, somehow. As the song goes xD

Who the hell is AG?

(Although that’s a bit like asking who I am, truly philosophical)

AG is a talkative twenty one year old female with a case of potty mouth-ness, uncaring enough to be proud of it. She’s on the sarcastic, ironic, at times cynical and wicked side, can be serious too but meh, life's so full of shit, why spend it with a stick permanently stuck up the arse? That doesn't mean she’s gonna go around hugging random trees to share the love with the world either. AG has some strong beliefs and tastes, so she really doesn't change her mind easily... unless she wants to, that is.

Explains why she doesn’t do sequels.

What other crap should I know about this AG fillie?

(-Snort- Nice way of asking yo)

AG’s zodiac sign, for those who may be interested, is Virgo.

Bands she likes are: Linkin Park, Disturbed, Evanescence, Green Day, Lostprophets, Three Days Grace, Scars of Life, Trapt, Hoobastank, Cold, Breaking Benjamin, POD, Fort Minor, The Rasmus, Cranberries, Creed, My Chemical Romance, System of A Down, Limp Bizkit, Nickelback, Rammstein, Deftones, Candy 66.

AG’s momma tongue is Spanish, yet she’s not from Spain (for those who have wondered).

Some movies she fancies are: Lord of The Rings, Harry Potter, Twilight Samurai, Pirates of The Caribbean, White Chicks, 40 Year Old Virgin.

And why the hell not, some books too: Lord of The Rings, Harry Potter, Les Indies Noir (Julius Verne), El Primer Guerrero/The First Warrior (Orlando Paes Filho), Elliot Tomclyde (Joaquín Londáiz Montiel), Dark Ones (a series of vampy books by Katie MacAlister), and others.

Animes she likes: Meh… the list goes on and on. Rurouni Kenshin is AG’s ultimate fave.

AG’s fave sport is sleeping, and has devoted herself to make her pirating industry grow.

So, all that is um, good. But what the mcfudge is this AG gal doing here?

(You know, you’re starting to piss me off, you bluidy bugger)

Apparently AG is here to write, huh? And she seems to have some stuff posted:

1- Darkness Shine: Why comment when it’s already finished? Just check it out! –nudges-

2- Fiat Lux: Darkness, betrayal, regret, but also friendship and love. It’s co-written by Kanilla. Please, do check it out!

3- Rebirth of The Silver Skulls: Things tend to start off smoothly, until you get beaten up by some mindless drones and some random people that stick to your side like bubble gum decide to avenge you, even if you’re not dead. What the hell are you gonna do when everything goes out of hand?

4- The Most Awkward Thing: One-Shot. Shit. That’s the only usable word.

5- Elementary, my dear Watson: Opposites attract, a nature's law. Could it be that weirdo rejects attract too? There's an energy between them they can't ignore, it's elementary. Also co-written by Kanilla.

AG’s Message Board

Bored shitless? Go to my forum here. There you will find my sis Kanilla, my cuz konfizkate91 and my editor Luna-chan – Kuroi Neko.

Again, bored shitless? Hehe, go to my fictionpress account here. I’m about to dive into the original work world, or I did already.

Wanna know more about AG? (Just why though?) Go to her home page, but first scroll up and click on the link to it that appears below her pen name.