Konichiwa!! Battygirl desu!! Here's a little about ME!!

Name: Scammy

Age: Like I'm telling you :P

Likes: The Joker, Criss Angel, David Spade, House, Walter (from both Fringe and Jeff Dunham), Peanut (Jeff Dunham), Achmed (Jeff Dunham), Tim Burton--My TIMMY!!--Akimichi Chouji, Kyoshiro Kokujo (yes, he's still mine! You can't have him!), writing, drawing, bats, monkeys, Lord Fred Fred Burger, Dracula (the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy version! ;)), wearing flanal shirts, eating, and thinking of different ways to connect self and friends to the number 23.

Dislikes: Twiligt, Twilight, TWILIGHT!!--it's ridiculous that people obsess over fiction!!...not that you can't like fiction...it's just ridiculous to obsess like these Twilight freaks do...bunch of sheep...anyway, there's Yaoi (though I tolerate it now and I ain't all 'KILL ALL YAOI WRITERS' anymore...) and Yuri (not actually tolerating that...still thinkin' it's kinda disturbing), preps, jocks, anything to do with pink and happiness (most of the time) YGO (no GX, just YGO), & my little brother.

Fave Movies: 9, Horton Hears a Who!, The Dark Knight (The Joker was orgasmic!! GAH!!), Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas, Tim Burton's Corpse Bride--ya know what? Let's just say ANY AND ALL TIM BURTON MOVIES!!--Jeff Dunham; Arguing with Myself and Spark of Insanity, The Number 23, Young Frankenstein (GO I-GOR!!),Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, The Emporer's New Groove (okay, so any David Spade movie), The Theif and The Cobbler, The Little Vampire, The Mask & Son of the Mask, Shangia Noon and Shangai Knights, and many more that I can't think of right now.

Fave Shows: House, Fringe, Bleach, Death Note (for the characters--the show's plot sucked), Code Geass (kinda. I'm not as into it since Mao died), Family Guy (who doesn't like that one?) Hole in the Wall (Hilarious!!), Hells Kitchen, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (both American and British versions), Naruto, Duel Masters, Criss Angel; Mindfreak, The Showbiz Show with David Spade, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, One Piece, BoBoBo-BoBo-BoBoBo (only cuz it's random, and I love random!), Most Haunted, Avatar; the Last Airbender (ATLA), Spongebob (come on now! Who don't love Spongebob?), Fairly Odd Parents, Xiaolin Showdown, and basically any cartoon and many other Anime shows out there that I just can't think of right now...

Fave couples in shows:

Naruto: Gaara & Sakura (DUH!) Chouji & Ino (she may be a bitch, but I like reading stories about these two--it's sweet), Naruto & Hinata (they are SO made for each other!), Shika & Temari (can you say OBVIOUS!?)

Ben 10/Ben 10:Alien Force: Kevin & Gwen (nothing else, just them)

Xiaolin Showdown: Jack & Kimiko, Chase & Kimiko (just something cute about it I guess)

One Piece: Sanji & Nami, Luffy & any GIRL! (no Yaoi please--SEE I SAID PLEASE!!)

YGO GX: Manjyome & Asuka (ALL THE WAY!!)

Blood+: KarlxSaya (of course), HajixSaya (though not as much), RikuxMui (cute ne?) and (for the manga) RikuxCharles--I lke the shonen-ai cuddlefulness of these two for some reason--they're just so CUTE together...and there was so much hinting at it...anyway...along with the fact that they're techinically a shonen-ai couple in the manga...

Storm Hawks: ArrowxPiper (I guess cuz it's just obvious...), StorkxPiper (you know there's sommin' there--come on now!)

Death Note: LxMisa (I really can't explain this one...it's just cute to me...I 'ono), MatsudaxSayu (Mastu's just adorable when he's talkin' to Sayu...what can I say?)

Bleach: IchigoxRukia (sorry Kaguma-san! It's just cute to me I guess...), RenjixRukia, HanatarouxRukia (he likes her--you can see it!--he just can't bring it upon himself to tell her I think) UryuuxOrihime (duh), UlquiorraxOrihime, UraharaxYouroichi (of course!), JintaxUruru (you KNOW it's there!)

Stories I'm in the process of writing (in Alphabetical order):

An Unknown Love: A background story about how Battygirl came to Konoha! And how she falls for everyone's fave pleasingly plump bishie! ChoXOC, hints of KibaXOC. So basically, she's fallen for Chouji, but now Kiba gets that crush, and for a bonus!! A certain lazy ninja gets the hots for our friend Talim! Give ya a cookie if ya guess who! ;) On hiatus till I can get a better computer or sommin'...and when I get my ideas back in line...so yeah. If you like it, just be patient...REVISED!!

Bankotsu's Princess: No real summary for this one...because I decided to delete it. I hadn't updated it in forever and I actually wasn't ever going to, so if you liked this, there's why it's been deleted.

Confessions:Gaara is having weird thoughts, Sakura thinks she's hearing things, and now Kankuro's in love with Sakura & became a rapist! 1st Naruto story EVUR! GaaraXSakura! Okay, the story everyone LOVES! I'm still working on this one...and right now BG's been kidnapped by (I aint telling you, read it yourself!) and Gaara and Sakura's relationships gonna go a little 'farther'. ;) Definitely on hiatus b/c I'm outta ideas for the moment, but I DO plan to continue. just be patient. Oh and be excited to cuz I've rewritten it!! I'm gonna post it tomorrow if I can and then start to get to work on new chapters. JSYK, BGs real name is now Yumi and there's more Japanese...so yeah...I hope you enjoy it when I post the revised chappies!!

Dark Insanity and Dark Insanity One Half: Nobody reads 'em, but you should! I write them with Egyptian Wolf (E.W.) and they're very funny. Mostly based on our experiences and movies we've seen. Very fun! Please R&R it!
Dark Insanity: What happens when you put together one asylum escapee, one 'evil genius', one demon, two resurrected souls holding control of teenaged boys, one ditzy Scotts girl, and one love sick (with every guys she sees) Brit? Total Insanity. Step into the world of Dark Insanity to take a ride on the crazy train as these seven friends tackle the most terrifying experience of their lives; highschool--DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!! Yes, with crazy teachers, gross school lunches and getting high off oxygen, Dark Insanity plans to be the ultimate in crazy adventures...okay, so it's seven buds who just aren't right in the head--but hey! Ya got anything better to do? Why not take a quick read?
Dark Insanity 1/2: You recall the misadventures of the Dark Insanity crew, right? Well, what happens when four of those seven friends find themselves with...children?! Yes, between the now demon 'lovers', Ko and Misty, is born the human child, Seba. And, from the demon mates that are Risika and Bakura are born four half-demon children; Aqua, Ember, Aurora, and their brother Lupus. While Bakura has lost most of his malice to fatherhood, Kokujo utterly refuses to accept that Seba is his and leaves his son and Misty for his dueling dreams. While E.W. has the story holding the darker side of the family of three, this fun tale depicts the entertainment that comes from living in a house full of demons and crazy people. And, let's be reasonable, you've already read Dark Insanity, why not give its sequel a chance?

His Angel: Set five years after Ben had last seen Kevin. One day, while touring with Grandpa Max, they stop in the city that 'Kevin 11' has kissing his feet. Okay, apparently a lot of people like this, that's good! This is KINDA on hiatus cuz I started writing Naruto fics that are sucking me in. Gomen, I'll try to get a new chapter up A.S.A.P!

In Your Arms: There are many things I can't do. But one thing I've never been able to do, was to avoid the famous cliché of falling in love with a vampire. GregxOC Please leave a review! ; Previously titled 'Bill' for those who were wondering. I am in the process of rewriting this when I find the time either at school or home. However, for those reading this, it's also on hiatus when it comes to NEW chapters...so just bear with me--oh yeah, and this USED to be titled 'Bill'.

My Haven: New story--Kevin 11 has been away from Earth for 2 years and has finally returned. What are his intentions? Read and find out! Prologue up, Chapters will follow A.S.A.P. KevinXGwen. Okay, yeah, the prologue is up right now. Um...I wrote it for a friend on Deviant Art and felt like posting it here. I AM gonna continue with His Angel I just wanted to see what you peoples thought of this! ;)

Seri: Ok this one's about my own character named Seri who has captured the heart of the King of the Gypsies, Clopin. Now during the Festival D'Amour she has to make her choice about whether she loves him or not. Yes, I finished this story. However, I'm really considering rewriting it--scratch that, I am rewriting it. I just feel like it and I'm sure I'll make it better...Just to let people know...so yeah...do enjoy the rewrite once I've posted it. ;) In fact, I might even remove the story cuz I don't like it anymore and I REALLY can't rewrite it. I HAD a revisal...but it was lost with my old computer...so...yeah...Those who actually LIKED this story (I can't imagine why) I'm sorry. But it's no good and I know that. I'm sorry for leaving this shaudy story up for so long. I'll give it till the end of this month for someone to maybe change my mind...but I really don't think it'll be staying. :)

Unwanted Betrothal: BIG REWRITE!! I've decided to do a MAJOR rewrite on this story--hopefully making it better in some way, shape, or form. So that you know, Yin-Yang's name has also been modified and will henceforth be known simply as 'Yang'. Hope you enjoy the rewrite anyway...Now, on to the summary-- Okay this started out with a LOT of people reviewing, but is a flop now I guess. The LONGEST story I have, it's a DM story about Yang and Kyoshiro Kokujo. In the latest chapters added, she's just been resurrected a year after her death in Part II and is now going to be forced into a marriage with Prince Irving the Terrible...however, trouble brews for the 'happy couple' as another famliliar foe rears his ugly, purple head...please read and review it if you haven't!!

Yin-Yang: Deleted b/c I ran outta ideas for it and didn't like it...so yeah...don't be lookin' for it...

Okay that's all...hope you enjoy my stories!! Ja ne!!

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Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are comepletely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: you are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday